The rogue in our party happens to be the queen of an entire island, a fact which we found out not ten minutes ago, in game. She’s well kept, and well spoken, and she’s never sworn before. She also has the Mobile feat.
She was the only one in the air (Thanks to some magical boots) and we were fighting a chimera.
All we heard, while she was panicking, was:
‘Stab and run Motherfucker, stab and run!’
A flashy trickster once tried to design a pair of boots that would grant him exceptional balance, but he was captured by the authorities before he could finish the pair. This one right boot can grant the wearer enhanced balance and acrobatics, but only on the one foot.
When worn, the wearer has +5 to all acrobatics rolls that involve them using the foot equipped with the boot. For example, hopping one footed across platforms or resisting being pushed off a cliff on one foot. The boot has no effect if both feet are used.