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You could lose yourself and search forever looking for the person that you’ll never be. Breathe in, try to compensate - time to learn from our mistakes.

My mind is a runaway and I find it’s too hard to breathe. Just say what you want to say… I fear these growing pains have made us far too strong - do change if you want to change.

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anonymous asked:

Wow Iwa-chan really is a straight up plant in that AU. I didn't quite believe it until I read the snippet from the fic, but now I know. He really is a full on plant

I mean…I did say >__> But come on, guys. When have I EVER led you wrong when it comes to iwaoi? (ノ◕ヮ◕)ノ*:・゚✧ 

Okay so, for those who are freaking out a little bit, Iwa starts off very much as a plant. But you’re forgetting the key word here, and that is that this is a magical plant AU. Without giving too much away, little plant Iwa starts looking more like a person very quickly, so don’t worry :D Sure it gets a bit weird all up in here, but fundamentally this is gonna be a super cute iwaoi romance.

Actually it’s also going to be a really interesting character study for Iwa, tbh. I mean…how does one get from a little plant to the wonderful Iwa that we all know and love? I, personally, am very excited. I hope at least a few of you are as well!

(And before anyone asks, no I promise I’m not done with the Peter Pan or the 90s Diet Coke AUs <3)

On Harry Potter and Pickup Lines; or, A Riddikulus Conversation

Written for the @timepetalsprompts weekly prompt submitted by @asmilelikestarlightTen x Rose - prompt: A battle of Harry Potter pick up lines

Ten/Rose, 1200 words, Rated high T or low M for innuendo. So. Much. Innuendo.

Special thanks to my fangirl Facebook group for helping me come up with lines… @aimtoallonsy, @goingtothetardis, @luciajade, Julie and Jessie! Double special thanks to @goingtothetardis for the quick beta!  

read it on ao3!


The Doctor and Rose sat on the couch in the library, the lights low, a film on the screen before them. A large bowl of popcorn sat on the Doctor’s lap, and Rose was curled into him, comfortably snuggled under her pink blanket. Their hands brushed each other occasionally as they reached for snacks: Rose didn’t seem affected by the touch, but the Doctor certainly was. He’d finally grown somewhat accustomed to the familiar feeling of Rose snuggled into his side, although the thrill of that never went away.

No, the accidental brushes of hands were what was causing him such pleasurable distress today. Every time skin touched skin, he felt a galloping in his chest that had nothing to do with the excitement of the movie, only the excitement of being with the woman he loved watching a movie that both of them enjoyed.

Rose reached into the popcorn bowl (and the Doctor totally did not reach for popcorn at the same time on purpose), then tossed the fluffy kernels into her mouth. She stared at the screen thoughtfully for a moment.

“Do you think anyone ever tries cheesy pickup lines in the Leaky Cauldron or the Three Broomsticks?”

The Doctor puzzled over that for a second, and Rose went on, sitting up a bit and turning to look at him.

“Like, wizards have to flirt with each other somehow, yeah? And they’re not so far removed from muggles that they wouldn’t try something like that. Don’t you think?”

He gave her a lopsided grin. “What, you mean like, ‘Did you survive avada kedavra, because you’re drop-dead gorgeous’?”

Rose giggled. “Yeah, kind of. Or ‘See this Weasley sweater? It’s made of boyfriend material’.”

“Yes, I could certainly see Fred or George using that line,” the Doctor laughed.

“What other lines might they use, do you think?”

The Doctor thought for a second. This could go several ways. It could be two mates giggling at an absurd idea. He could say something repulsive and turn her off.


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Magic: the Gathering - 4x4

Back in December 2007 at The Magic: The Gathering World Championship Tournament at the Javits Center, NYC, a lucky winner drove away with this 2007 Toyota FJ Cruiser.  The cool-ness - sweet arse removable Magic-themed wrap. 

Wonder if someone is still driving this around - and if the wrap is still intact.

Would have loved to see sCARs of Mirrodin vehicle.