Struggling to find a woman that will touch you on a voluntary basis? Do you have zero expectations in life in general? Well, why not start shuffling a deck of cards instead of yourself?! That’s right, Magic the Gathering 2014 now gives virgins a new hope of doing something more constructive with their life instead of leering at women in bus shelters.
Expanding on our previous post, here are better images for the Magic 2014 Ultra PRO playmats: • v1 UPR 86079 Archangel of Thune • v2 UPR 86080 Thorncaster Sliver • v3 UPR 86081 Scourge of Valkas • v4 UPR 86082 UNKOWN ART • v5 UPR 86083 Flames of the Firebrand