magic!anon meme

Be Careful What You Wish For (Ask Meme)

Offer my muse something they want, a superpower, a temporary ability, etc. BUT, you have to tell them what the catch is (a downside to the power or something they have to pay/do in return). See if they accept or reject your offer. Anon or not anon, up to you.

Send one of the following magic anons in!

I’m Through: Muse has a very short temper, much more aggressive.
Spill The Beans: Muse must be brutally honest.
Touch: Muse is highly sensitive to the touch.
Tears: Muse cries constantly, even when happy.
Bite: Muse feels a need to bite everything they see.
Rattle Rattle: Muse constantly hears a ringing noise in their head.
Just Dance: Muse is constantly dancing, even when tired.
Bloody Wounds: Muse is covered in random, painful wounds, with no explanation to why they were inflicted.
Arousal: Muse is in a constant state of arousal, warming up to anything and anyone.

some realistic M!As

About time to bring some M!As back into the RP community.
Send me one on anon!

1 - their speech is gradually deteriorating; first they start to trip over words, but then they start to stutter and forget what they were even going to say
2 - having no depth perception and thus dizzily falling over
3 - being unable to keep anything they eat in, to the point of dehydration
4 - their ears shut and all they hear is an agonising ongoing beep
5 - spout of bad luck; nothing seems to be going right for your muse
6 - your muse has associated the following three objects to a trauma and experiences flashbacks every time they see them: [sender determines the three objects]
7 - your muse is receiving strange texts and they won’t stop. In fact they’re just getting more and more obnoxious and demanding your muse to do things way out of their comfort zone
8 - every time your muse sleeps they experience the worst nightmares they’ve ever had and it doesn’t seem to ever end
9 - your muse is overwhelmed by emotions. Everything that happens to them has a far bigger effect than it’d usually have and it’s hard to contain themselves.
10 - your muse feels unwell, very unwell, but has no idea what has caused it, until they start to suspect everyone around them from making them ill (for instance by poisoning them).
11 - your muse’s number one skill diminishes
12 - your muse can’t recognise faces any longer and is confusedly trying to figure out who all these people around them are
13 - suddenly over-sensitive to everything! Every noise is too loud and every light too bright!
14 - due to some strange coincidences your muse is starting to think they have a special power that somehow makes them able to influence their surroundings
15 - your muse slowly loses sight until going entirely blind

Magic Anon List! Anon sets duration!
  • Tsundere: Muse will be a tsundere for ______. If they're already a tsundere, then no tsundere.
  • Neko Paradise: Muse becomes a catgirl/neko for ______. If they're already a neko, then they become a human.
  • Cosplay: Muse dresses exactly like a specified character for ______.
  • Sing: Muse can only sing, no matter what for ______.
  • No Voice: Muse loses their voice for ______.
  • WHAT?!: Muse is unable to hear for ______.
  • Marriage: Muse will be married to a specified muse for ______. (Other mun must agree.)
  • Love Potion: Muse is in love with a specified muse for ______.
  • Psychic: Muse has the ability to predict the future for ______.
  • Hyperactive: Muse becomes hyper and is never tired for ______. Take it even further if they're already hyper.
  • Mermaid: Muse becomes a mermaid for ______. If they're already a mermaid, then they become human.
  • I'm watching you!~: Muse becomes a stalker for ______.
  • Invisibility: Muse becomes invisible for ______.
  • Meido: Muse will become another muse's maid for ______. (Other mun must agree)
  • Friendship: Muse wants to be friends with anyone, no matter who they are, for ______.
  • Fairy: Muse becomes a fairy for ______.
  • Witch: Muse becomes a witch for ______.
  • #SELFIE: Muse is addicted to selfies for ______.
  • Body Swap: Muse swaps bodies with another muse for ______. (Other mun must agree)
  • Dark Side: Muse becomes evil for ______. If they're already evil, then it's the opposite.
  • Frozen: Muse has ice powers that they can't control for ______.
  • Scorched: Muse has fire powers that they can't control for ______.
  • Amnesia: Muse doesn't remember anything for ______.
  • Immortal: Muse becomes immortal for ______.
  • Pregnant: Muse is [specify month] pregnant.
  • Laughing Gas: Muse laughs at literally everything others say and cannot stop laughing for _______.
  • Comedian: Terrible or not, muse keeps coming up with puns every second for _______.
  • Ghost Chili: For _______, muse feels like their mouth is on fire.
  • Sleeping Beauty: Muse will be in deep slumber for _______.
  • Animal Noises: Muse can only make animal noises [specify animal] for _______.
  • Freaky Eaters: Muse will be addicted to eating [specify food or... anything...?] for _______.
Send my muse a curse!

M!A’s based on original curses and some inspired by famous curses in history.

Button Eyes: whoever sends this has ownership of a voodoo doll especially made for my muse, and can inflict harm on them at will. Lasts as long as they want.

Bad Luck: muse has a classic case of bad luck and nothing will go right for them for a full day.

The Crying Boy: muse feels like their insides are on fire. Lasts a full day.

Lost Soul: muse is stuck in a ghostly dimension; they can see everything going on around them, but no one can see or hear them. Lasts two days.

Worst Fears: muse is haunted by the thing(s) that scare them the most. Lasts a full day.

Kennedy: bad luck follows not only my muse, but all of their friends and family as well! (Ask permission from other muns before involving anyone else in this curse). Lasts two days.

Seeing Red: muse sees blood everywhere they look. Bonus points if they’re afraid or disgusted by blood. Lasts a full day.

Murrain: muse is deathly ill. Lasts two days.

Ravenous: muse is constantly starving but cannot be satisfied. Lasts two days.

Loathly: muse is transformed, becoming increasingly more haggard and/or monstrous in appearance. An act of kindness towards them will break the curse.

A New Roommate: an evil spirit possesses my muse’s body. How it behaves is up to the mun. Lasts three days.

Followed: spirits from my muse’s past are following them around. Lasts two days.

Not a Wink: muse can’t sleep no matter how tired they feel. Lasts three days.

The Bell Witch: muse’s home is plagued by relentless poltergeist activity. Lasts two days.

Do people still send M!As???

Deity - My muse is a god for 42 hours.

False God - My muse thinks they’re a god for 24 hours.

Doppleganger - My muse believes they’re actually another muse for 24 hours. (the person who sends this can pick which muse)

Poet - My muse can only speak in rhymes for 12 hours.

Superhero - My muse has superpowers for 18 hours.  (the person who sends this can pick what power they get)

Footloose - My muse can’t stop dancing for 12 hours.

A Quack - My muse has a duck on their head but doesn’t acknowledge it for 24 hours.

Somnium - My muse believes they’re in a dream and that they can do what they want for 36 hours.

Under Attack - Every time my muse is out in public, someone throws jelly beans at them. For 24 hours.

OST - There’s a mysterious person following my muse, constantly humming and singing accoring do their actions. For 36 hours.

The Bull - My muse gets irrationally angry when they see a certain color for 24 hours.  (the person who sends this can pick which color)

Meta - My muse is aware they are a muse in a roleplaying blog and they’re trying to convince everyone else for 36 hours.

Fairy Tale M!As

Default M!A duration is 3 days. However, this is up to the mun/anon’s discretion.

Send “with a twist” with any M!A on this list to combine two or more!

Princess and the Frog: Muse is turned into a frog, and has to receive a kiss to change back to normal before the M!A ends on its own. Princess optional.

Beauty and the Beast: Muse is turned into a monster and tasked with protecting and caring for a flower. If the flower is allowed to wilt, the duration doubles.

Princess and the Pea: Muse can’t seem to get comfortable, no matter what, whether sitting or lying down.

The Little Mermaid: Muse becomes a merperson, but loses their ability to speak.

Emperor’s New Clothes: Muse perceives themselves as wearing glamorous robes, even when in rags, or completely buck naked.

Pinocchio: Muse becomes a living marionette doll.

Thumbelina: Muse is reduced to a few inches in height.

The Red Shoes: Muse is compelled to dance constantly, to the point of exhaustion.

The Snow Queen: Muse becomes cold-hearted and pessimistic, only seeing the bad in anyone and anything, even things and people they once adored.

The Prince and the Pauper: Muse is replaced with an alternate version of themself, trying to play the part of the original. How successful they are is up to interpretation.

Swan Princess: Muse turns into a bird.

The Shadow: Muse’s shadow becomes independent of them, able to walk and talk of its own accord, and wishing to take the muse’s place.

Pied Piper of Hamelin: Muse is followed by a large group of a certain species of animal.

Demon M!A’s

[Lasting as long as the anon specifies]

Abigar - muse can see the future

Adad - muse is followed around by a tiny raincloud that rains on them at the worst possible moments

Balban - muse has hallucinations–of what is the anon or mun’s decision

Barqu - muse blurts out their every secret

Clisthert - muse can control the night/day cycle

Geryon - muse becomes an aggressive guardian to [muse of anon’s choosing]

Hecate - muse has power over an element of the anon’s choosing.

Ishtar - muse is pregnant and the other parent is [muse of anon’s choosing]

Jezebeth - muse speaks only in lies

Leviathan - muse is a mythical sea creature of their choosing [merperson, sea serpent, kelpie, etc]

Lilin - muse is a succubus/incubus

Malphas - muse has wings and can fly

Mammom - muse can manifest gold coins from their pockets

Mephistopheles  - muse is allergic to the light and will burn when it touches them

Rakshasa - muse has a terrifying, monstrous appearance

Ronwe - muse can read other peoples’ thoughts

Sekhmet - muse wishes to seek revenge on all who have hurt them in the past

Succorbenoth - muse has serious jealousy issues

Tezrian - muse is extremely aggressive and wants to fight with everyone

Ukobach - muse can manifest fire from one part of their body [hands, eyes, etc]

Verin - muse has super speed

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Macarons: Your character is in a frilly dress.

Sure!!! Boys in girly outfits is one of my fav things, especially with Juju cuz I don’t think he’d care~

Thanks for this I remember you sent it a while back as well-sorry I never got to it!!!

MAGICAL ANONS BASED ON FAIRY TALES
  • DRINK ME! - The muse has grown 6'7’’ (or anon’s choice!) in height! Lasts for one week!
  • THE PRINCESS! - Wild animals are now attracted to your muse’s voice! Last for three days!
  • SNEEZE! - The muse is allergic to their favorite snack or food! Lasts for one week!
  • RED CLOAK! - Muse is now colorblind! Lasts for one week!
  • BEAST! - The muse is turned into anthro humanoid monster! Lasts for five days!
  • THE GOLDEN EGG! - The muse is sensitive to sunlight and cannot be exposed to it! Lasts for five days!
  • PINOCCHIO! - The muse is now made of wood (or paper!)! Lasts for three days!
  • MERMAID! - The muse has the ability to breath under water! Lasts for one week!
  • MOTHERGOOSE! - The muse is given a pet goose! The goose remains for however long the anon wishes!
  • THE TOWER! - The muse has grown a long beard! Shaving nor cutting can fix this as it will grow back! Lasts for three days!
  • THE BEE! - The muse is highly addicted to honey! Lasts for one week!
  • RUMPLE! - The muse has the ability at will to make gold from inanimate objects! Lasts for three days!
  • THE BEANSTALK! - The muse has a green thumb and can grow plants at will but be careful! The muse cannot control the plants but only grow them! Lasts for one week!
M!A list
  • Tiny: My muse will be shrunk so small, that he will fit into a hand for ___(M!A choice)
  • Meow: My muse will grow cat-ears and a tail and develop cattish mannerisms for ___ (M!A choice)
  • Hush: My muse will suddenly be mute and can not communicate verbally anymore for ___ (M!A choice)
  • Cling: My muse feels horrible pain, if they are physically seperated from ___ (muse of M!As choice) for ___ (M!A choice)
  • What: My muse will suddenly hear every word in unintelligeble gibberish and not understand a single word said to them for ___ (M!A choice)
  • Moan: My muse will suddenly have insatiable sexual urges that grow stronger, the longer they won't get any for ___ (M!A choice)
  • Name: Whenever my muse hears their name, they will be forced to follow the order that follows next, unable to fight it for ___ (M!A choice)
Disney Princess M!A's:
  • Snow White: ‘Just Wistle While You Work’ your muse has a compulsion to clean for _____
  • Cinderella: ‘Bippity Boppity Boo’ your muses attire has been transformed into a poufy ball gown (or overtly formal tux if muse is male) which can’t be removed for _____
  • Aurora: ‘100 Year Sleep’ You’re muse has trouble staying awake for _____
  • Ariel: ‘Under The Sea’ your muses legs will transform into fins whenever they get wet for _______
  • Belle: ‘Her Looks Have Got No Parallel’ your muse is now the most beautiful/handsome person around for ______ however if your muse gets too full of themselves they will suddenly change into a beast
  • Jasmine: ‘Ain’t Never Had a Friend Like Me’ Your muse has found a magic lamp and now has three wishes that must be made by ______
  • Pocahontas: ‘Can You Paint With All The Colors Of The Wind’ muse can commune with nature for ______
  • Mulan: ‘I’ll Make a Man Out Of You’ muse has now been genderbent for _________
  • Tiana: ‘I’m almost there’ muse is now an amazing chef for _____________
  • Rapunzel: ‘Flower Gleam and Glow’ muses hair has grown to an uncontrollable length and can’t be cut for_______
  • Anna: ‘Love Is An Open Door’ muse falls in love with the first person on their dash for________
  • Elsa: ‘The Cold Never Bothered Me Anyway’ The room drops to freezing temperatures whenever your muse walks into a room though they can’t seem to notice for ______
Awkward M!As
  • Stutter: Muse has a mild to moderate stutter for three days which gets worse the more urgent it is that they speak to people.
  • Dirty Mind: Muse can hear everyone else's sexual thoughts for two days.
  • Beloved Smother: Muse suffers Freudian slips for two days.
  • Just Can't Hide It: Muse is excited and cannot contain their emotions for two days, resulting in random outbursts.
  • Take A Picture: Muse finds themselves drawn to [Anon decides] for three days and can't stop staring until they are temporarily slapped out of it.
  • Mute Button: Muse can't speak up for one day. They can speak, but their words are inaudible.
  • Latent Desires: Muse will have dirty thoughts about anyone they interact with for three days, whether they like the other muse or not.
  • Cry Me A River: Muse keeps crying as though they're cutting onions for one day.
  • Under The Skin: Muse has an itch somewhere they can't reach for two days or until relieved by a muse they dislike.
  • No Offence But: Muse will blurt out things they know are offensive towards other muses for one day.
Body Manipulation and Transformation M!As Master List

These kinds of RP Memes are my favorite kinds, so I’m just going to put them together in a full list. It’s fun to see characters deal with a new body. I guess I’ll add more as I think of them. 

Beast Within: Muse turns into an animal of Anon’s choice. Other things, like the ability to talk or intelligence level is left up to the Mun because writing styles differ.

It’s just a a flesh wound!: Muse has suddenly lost all of his or her limbs! Will there be anyone out there to help them do ordinary tasks? Or will someone take advantage of them?

Girls will be boys and boys will be girls: Gender swap! Pretty self-explanatory. If your muse is neither gender, Anon decides what gender the Muse becomes.

Don’t lose your head!: Muse loses their head. Whether the body works separately or with the head is up to the mun because of how hard some things may be to write.

Switched: Anon chooses which two body parts get swapped on the muse. It can be feet for hands, mouth for belly button, arms for legs, or even something a bit… weirder. 

Relocate: Similar to the last one, but Anon decides where a part will go, such as eyes on their hands, or their arms on their waist. Just a really weird one that has the potential to be fun.

Disappear: Another variation of the last one where the Muse has a part disappear on them. Can be hands, legs, head, I mean, it’s magic, do what you want.

Neko: Anon decides what animal features the Muse gets. They can decide the animal and part, such as a bird’s beak, cat’s ears, horse’s tail, dog’s paws, etc. Or, Anon could always just make the muse an anthropomorphic animal, more commonly known on the internet as a “furry”. Basically, an animal that stands and acts like a human.

Inflate: Anon decides what part on the Muses’ body gets enlarged, such as a belly swelling up, a head getting big enough to bobble, or a backside becoming an airbag. 

Honey, I shrunk the Muse: Anon decides how big to make the Muse. They can be shrunk down to the size of a nickel, or enlarged big enough to give Godzilla a run for his money. 

Taur: Muse becomes and centaur, but with the body of the animal Anon chooses. That includes cattaurs, fishtaurs– okay, a mermaid–, wolftaurs, or even cowtaurs. Upper body of a human, waist down the body of an animal on all fours.

Object-tion!: Muse becomes an object of the Anon’s choice, but the ability to talk is left up to the Mun. Wouldn’t be much of an RP if they couldn’t at least say anything, right? Alternatively, you could also just replace certain body parts with objects. Who wouldn’t want chainsaws for hands?!

I’m melting!: Muse melts into a puddle! Quick! Somebody get a bucket until it wears off! Or just a sponge? Anything? Come on! He’s staining my carpet!

A tree is me: Muse turns into a plant. Because why not. Type of plant is left up to Anon. 

Fuse the muse: The muse is fused with another muse if it is a multi-muse blog, or, if off anon, the asker’s muse. The conjoinment is left up to the asker. Can be just 2 heads, split down the middle, one waist connected to the other CatDog style, or maybe something weirder like at the lips. 

Multimania: A part of the Muse is duplicated! Anon decides what and how many, can be having 8 arms like a spider, to having 2 heads, 4 eyes, or, for you people into the nsfw stuff… well, I think you can figure that out. 

Transformation of mythical proportion: Muse becomes a creature of myth, can be things like Satyrs, Nagas, Griffons, Dragons, anything you can remember from history class.

These can be done in combination of each other, making things even more silly and giving your muse an even harder time. Don’t be afraid to send more than one! Muns may pick or choose which ones they want to do, but you gotta send them first! 

And don’t be afraid to add more to the list if you think of any!

Robot “Illness” M!A List
  • Achoo!:  downloaded a virus that simulates the common cold
  • Can I get some oil?:  joints are dry and restricts movement
  • Gibberish:  voice box is glitching and sounds digitized at times
  • Optical impairment:  optics/eyes have gone dead and robot is blind
  • Getting rusty:  part of the robot is rusting (anon chooses part)
  • I need a diagnostic:  robot is hallucinating due to programming glitch
  • What was that?:  audio receptors are broke and robot is deaf
  • Mime:  voice box is dead and robot is mute
  • Meltdown:  cooling system is broke and robot is overheating