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Descriptions of Anime by my friend who has never seen any of them
  • Free!: This is about swimming why the fuck is it called free?
  • Noragami: Track suit, John Cena, and sword boy sweep the nation
  • Attack on Titan: This is actually pretty fucked up
  • One Punch Man: The six million dollar man dyes his hair and teams up with Baldy to save the world
  • Uta no Prince Sama: music is love, music is life
  • Kamisama Kiss: I stopped listening after you said "fox guy"
  • Magi: One thousand and one nights, but with more colorful hair
  • Black Butler: Great Expectations the anime
  • Kamigami no Asobi: Mythology the anime
  • Hunter x Hunter: Twelve year olds kick ass
  • Tokyo Ghoul: cannibalism
  • Soul Eater: People are weapons? wtf?
  • Haikyuu!!: Volley Ball the anime
  • Owari No Seraph: Dystopian Twilight with demons
  • Fullmetal Alchemist: Robot and blondie try to get their bodies back
  • Akame ga Kill: Assassins "R" Us

Someone: “That’s a nice ship you have there, but don’t you think they would be better off as friends because I can’t see them as anything other than bros?”

Me: “How about a big fat ‘NO’?”