maggots!

What the heck did you just hecking say about me, you little twitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Mewni Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on St Olga’s Reform School for Wayward Princesses, and I have over 7 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top magician in the entire Earth. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the heck out with butterflies the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my hecking words. You think you can get away with saying that turd to me? Think again, hecker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your wand is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re hecking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my wand. Not only am I extensively untrained in magical combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Magical Instruction Book and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little turd. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your hecking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price. I will drop fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re hecking dead, kiddo.

Navy Seal Copypasta with Town of Salem censoring

What the tarnation did you just tarnation say about me, you little snap crackle pop? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the tarnation out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my tarnation words. You think you can get away with saying that flummery to me over the Internet? Think again, tarnation. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re tarnation dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable pillion off the face of the continent, you little flummery. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your tarnation tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you gee golly idiot. I will flummery fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re tarnation dead, kiddo.

jawitch  asked:

Hey, I was intrigued by one of your earlier reposts about Dylan Klebold. Mostly how he was so precious. I believe in the whole genocide/massacre/just-get-rid-of-everybody thing, but it kind of contradicts with the fact that the earth is a carcass and we're all maggots feeding on it. My question is, how does one maggot end up being more precious than the others? Sorry for the loaded question, your point of view was pretty interesting is all.

Ah it’s not that I don’t think that world is a shitty place with shitty people, because that’s exactly what I think of it. Although I suppose I find him “precious” because he was just attractive. Maybe I find him more interesting than others because of what he did? I’m not sure. I wouldn’t think too much of it honestly.

Eddie Hazel

“Maggot Brain" was a feeling. Getting off a fucking airplane, man, and walking down Broadway in New York with my guitar on my back and not really feeling good. So now I walk in the studio, and they say, “Eddie play,” and I just played. That’s where it came from. One take.

Funkadelic - Maggot Brain (Live, 1985)

i’ve never shared this fact with you but now that something is happening i will:

this is oswald

he is a little shit who ate up ALONE a whole plant of mine and he grew BIG because of it. as you can see, he still is

we usually kill these caterpillars because they eat and ruin plants so yeah. 

BUT.

i kept this little big fella with me. i gave him leaves to eat and made him a little home far away from the plants and flowers

AND NOW. NOW HE’S SPITTING SALIVA EVERYWHERE BECAUSE I THINK HE’S ALMOST READY TO BECOME A MOTH (BECAUSE HE’S A CATERPILLAR OF THE WINTER MOTH)

AND I’M SCREAMING. I’VE TAKEN CARE OF HIM FOR ALMOST A WEEK NOW AND NOW HE’S EVOLVING AND I FEEL LIKE I’M ABOUT TO BECOME A PARENT

A lot of comparison has been made between “Awaken, My Love!” and Maggot Brain. Donald has stated that Maggot Brain was his father’s most played album when he was growing up. Maggot Brain is a funk album by the group Funkadelic, lead by George Clinton, who also appeared on Kendrick Lamar’s To Pimp a Butterfly. If you are a fan of funk, check it out. 

Ridge - Roadkill to shelf

WARNING !! This post contains photos and descriptions of dead animals, skinned animals, decomposition, maggots, and the general gory details involved with cleaning up bones.

I’ve gotten a couple asks about the methods I use to clean bones, so I thought I’d put together a quick summary of the journey of my female Badger, Ridge, from road to shelf. It’s not really a tutorial, but I have almost kind of written it like one - keep in mind this is just Ridge’s personal cleanup journey, and all the steps she went through while being processed (it’s pretty similar for all my roadkill though) It’s a bit garbled and I haven’t really clarified anything… Hm. Maybe I will put together a proper tutorial in the future. For now, this is Ridge~

Keep reading

youtube

Nidus’ summoned maggots are adorable and I want plushies of them 

(Video is from Zen on youtube)

Decomposition Stain

When a body has been lying in the same place for a certain period of time (usually between 2-3 days in most cases) the blood vessels in the body start to break down and rupture, causing vapors to build up inside the major cavities. The decay of haemaglobin in the blood gives the corpse a greenish tint, while gas build up causes the skin to slip from the muscle structure or tear from internal gas pressure. After four days, the body begins to bloat enourmously, with body fluid leaking out of every orifice.

The result is a brownish stain that grows bigger as more fluid breaks down inside the body. The smell attracts copious amounts of insects, and by the fifth day the body will be host to thousands of maggots (in a room temperature environment).

Maggot therapy, or Maggot Debridement Therapy (also known as MDT) may appear on the surface to be an archaic and outdated method of wound care, but in fact is a current valid and effective method of debridement. 

Maggot therapy works in a number of ways, firstly it is used to clean away any dead skin, the process of debridement, as maggots excrete specific digestive enzymes that dissolve dead and infected tissue. Secondly maggots help disinfect the wound as they secrete antimicrobial molecules as well as ingesting microbes and killing them within their own gut. And lastly they also promote the growth of healthy tissue. 

While maggot therapy can be very effective it is not suitable for every type of wound as maggots need a moist, exudating wound with a significant oxygen supply in order to feed. They are usually prescribed to treat wounds such as pressure ulcers and neuropathic foot ulcers. 

Patients and clinicians can frequently find maggots unpleasant, however their benefits can be very apparent. There have been cases where homeless individuals have presented to emergency departments with seriously neglected wounds and resulting maggot infestations, but it is because of the infestation that their wounds had never become septic, meaning that maggots have literally saved lives.