LOL, DO RAE AND NOLAN.
IT WAS ONLY A MATTER OF TIME, I KNEW IT. YES, GOOD.
- big spoon/little spoon: Nolan is definitely the big spoon, because Rae is from TinyPersons R’ Us tbh
- favorite non-sexual activity: Being in each other’s company??? Rae enjoys being wine’d and dine’d and having new experiences
- who uses all the hot water: Nolan, because Nolan instigates 85% of the shower sex lbr here
- most trivial thing they fight over: Nolan’s pretentiousness obvi. But really Rae and Nolan more or less argue, mainly about who’s right and who’s wrong because both of them are stubborn as fuq. Also see below: Rae leaving shit around.
- who does most of the cleaning: Raegan, yeah girl, workin’ that maid’s outfit
- what has a season pass on their dvr/who controls the netflix queue: lbr Nolan isn’t getting 10 feet near that shit
- who calls up the super/landlord when the heat’s not working: ummmm Nolan, Rae has no time to deal!!!
- who steals the blankets: RAE. She may be tiny but she steals all the sheets and curls into them like they’re a cocoon.
- who leaves their stuff around: lol, Rae and Nolan hates it.
- who remembers to buy the milk: Rae because Nolan is the worst at grocery shopping and gets all pretentious food because he’s pretentious and she hates it when he goes grocery shopping, so she is all over that like white on rice.
- who remembers anniversaries: Both of them, lbr here
- who cooks normally?: Nolan is the master chef in this relationship, Rae bakes tho.
- how often do they fight?: Not often, they have the common spats, but any big fights happen pretty infrequently because u know ~same wave length and all bonded and shit~ #truluv
- what do they do when they’re away from each other?: Go out with friends, do their own thang, u kno like any normal functioning relationship. Rae dances, Nolan plays guitar.
- nicknames for each other?: :)
- who is more likely to pay for dinner?: Ummmm Nolan, but Rae always argues with him because she is Rae and she is all tiny and mighty and hear me roar.
- what would they get each other for gifts?: Sentimental things. Sex things. Nolan’s bought Rae a nice old camera and Rae’s given Nolan some gr9 surprise late night office sex in a trench coat. A++ relationship tbh.
- who kissed who first?: lol, Nolan and it was not smooth at all.
- who made the first move?: NOLAN AND ONCE AGAIN NOT SMOOTH.
- who remembers things?: Both of them are good at remembering things, they work as a team.
- who started the relationship?: Nolan instigated it, Rae finished it when she came around and realized she was into it.
- who cusses more?: Nolan was a sailor in his past life.
- what would they do if the other one was hurt?: UMMMMM LOSE THEIR SHIT BECAUSE NO.