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You Meme A Lot To Me

Clint has created a chatroom.

Clint has invited Y/N, Natasha.

Clint: every breath you take, every move you make, every bond you break

Natasha: clint, it’s 2 am.

Clint: every step you take

Clint: I’ll be watching you. happy valentine’s day. my gifts will be delivering later on pls do not trash them

Natasha: is that coulson’s song?

Y/N: this explains why my room is flooded with gifts from the others

Natasha: why must tony give us all cardboard cutouts of him every year?

Pietro has joined the chat.

Pietro: couldn’t u choose a better song old man? this is why u have no valentine. even ur wife said no.

Clint: did i invite u? no.

Pietro: today is a day of love so don’t be salty

Clint: Na.

Clint: hahaha get it

Pietro: no

Clint: ofc you wouldn’t

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- Erik gets super competitive on game night.

- There are usually boardgames everywhere.

- And there are always random pieces in random places.

- You found a checker in Erik’s shoe once.

- Erik gets a little frustrated everytime you win.

- “Can we play chess now?”

- Erik still loses.

- It’s okay though.

- He’d rather lose to you than Charles.

- You two constantly accuse each other of cheating.

- And you’re always fighting over who gets to be the car in monopoly.

- He’d get the car as long as you get to have an extra turn.

- or two, or three.

- Your favorite game is strip poker.

- Because you always win (wink wink).

Requests and Submissions are Open + Masterlist.

Marvel Kings on their Thrones

Namor the King of Atlantis (AKA the King of Ablantis for his killer abs)

Magneto the King of Mutants (AKA the King of Bad Parenting: retcon be damned)

Loki King of Tricks and Lies (AKA King of annoying the crap out of Thor)

Doctor Doom King of Latveria (AKA King of Unnecessary Drama and Wine Drinking)

Black Bolt King of the Inhumans (AKA The Silent King… he doesnt say much.)

Thor King of Beautiful Flowing Golden Hair (AKA God of Thunder)

Odin King of Asgard (AKA King of Really Bad Parenting. I mean really bad.)

Black Panther King of Wakanda (AKA King of the Dead and Storm’s Exhusband)

Thanos King of Evil (AKA That freaking douchebag who never gets out of his space chair unless its to kill and murder people and planets)

Mister Sinister King of Creepy Weirdos Everywhere (AKA Dude is just freaky)

This started as a collection of Namor pictures when I noticed just how many panels there were of kings sitting down with the their legs wide open. (Manspreading much guys?)

I personally favor Doom. Guy always has a drink in his hand. 

Runner up is Namor of course. 

Tag your favorite King.

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“What do you think you’re doing?”

You and Erik froze, looking into one another’s eyes with an “oh shit” mentality.

Erik gulped deeply, staring past your shoulder. You turned your head to find Charles, your brother, standing by the doorway unpleased. 

“Charles…”

“Erik…”

Getting up from Erik’s lap, you smooth out your shirt and say, “is there something I can do for you, brother?”

“Is there a reason you’re making love with this man, sister?”

“It keeps me entertained.”

Erik snickered and Charles tilted his head at him.

“Break her heart and I’ll murder you, Mr. Lehnsherr.”

“Noted,” Erik said, trying not to laugh as you sat back down.

“Not the way I thought he’d find out,” you palmed your forehead.

Requests and Submissions are Open + Masterlist.