On Saturday, I went to the annual holiday party I look forward to more than every actual holiday combined. There was champagne punch and an astonishing array of snacks, there were boy butts and girl butts, there were sequins and rhinestones and multiple dogs. There was an entire awards show. But mostly there were lots and lots of my favorite people, and also finally a party at which I could wear a giant flamingo on my head. Long live @nakedgirleating!