Mafumafu: I always tweet once a day to report on my existence, but I accidently did some really bad quality tweets yesterday, and I had a nightmare where until I come up with a decent tweet I’d be kept in detention, so whilst crying I obsessed over how「Hasn’t everyone already forgotten me」 and turned to twitter.

Mafumafu: Recently when I meet people for the first time they say stuff like 「Ah, aren’t you that guy on twitter!!」and「I saw your tweet where there was a load of tea and the ‘GIVE ME FAVOURITES’ one!!」, I was so grateful even though it’s just me spewing rubbish. However I’m not a twitter guy. I do music. I’m not a twitter gu-

(English Subs + Text) Soraru and Mafumafu’s new Cooking Videos

”I tried making Sticky Ramen for my friend”
I’ve subbed Soraru’s latest video on his official channel where he tries to cook a meal for Mafumafu! :O If the English subs don’t pop up immediately, click the gear icon and enable them~

Below the “read more” is the full transcript for Mafumafu’s video!
Watch Mafumafu’s video here.
I can’t subtitle it because his channel doesn’t have community contributions enabled, sorry! ;_; But feel free to share the link to this post if you see people wanting to know what’s happening in the video!
This goes line by line and might be a bit hard to understand without the video side by side, so feel free to ask if you have any questions~ I hope you enjoy both videos! :)
(Please do not use these translations to upload a subbed version of either video to Youtube or anywhere else)

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Kpop fans are so lucky compared to Utaite fans bc kpop idols are so active like they’re always uploading selfies and having fanmeets and dropping bomb ass hits that get millions of views and there are always funny videos of them being cute or speaking English and are just widely popular and active

Meanwhile most Utaites will only show their face in a selfie once every 5 years when the planets are correctly aligned and Mafumafu was found dead in a racoon onesie

Soraru & Mafumafu Youtube videos with English captions

Lately I’ve been using Youtube’s translation features to sub certain Soramafu vids on their official channels. I always announce when I finish one on Twitter, but I thought it’d be handy to compile them for a Tumblr post just in case anyone hasn’t seen these yet and would be interested in watching them. Enable captions on the YT player and switch to English to see the subs~ Enjoy! :D

SoraLon Minecraft part 1
SoraLon Minecraft part 2
Soraru cooks ramen for Mafumafu
Mafumafu cooks curry for Soraru
Hikitabi 2 DVD preview
Soramafu Mario Maker challenge 1
Soramafu Mario Maker challenge 2
Soramafu Snipperclips part 1
Mafumafu makes Dragon Quest Slimes
Mafumafu’s original song “Handicap”
Mafumafu and Amatsuki make a giant pudding (guest star: Sakata)

Mafumafu: Me ‘I’m home’

Pants ‘You’re home!’

Pants ‘Welcome bants!’

Pants ‘Welcome back! ♡’

Me ‘Ohh- Good boy(s)! It sounds like you’ve been well!’

Pants ‘Pants!’

Pants ‘Pan! ♡’

From ‘me and 88 pairs of pants’

Soraru: I knew I would laugh          I’ll get some later

Soraru: At this sort of time, only Mafumafu would spend 60000yen on pants instead of a Nintendo Switch, wouldn’t he

Sakata: This is totally an underwear thief’s collection