A Girls Night Out.
Two girlfriends have gone out on a girls night out and had way too many cocktails. Incredibly drunk and walking home, they both realized they needed to go pee. They were close to a cemetery and one of them figured that since it was night, they should do their bussiness behind a gravestone. The first woman had nothing to use to wipe..you know what, so she took off her panty and used it instead and threw them away. Her friend however was wearing an expensive set of underwear and she didnt want to ruin them. She was lucky enough to salvage a large ribbon from a boquet of flowers beside the gravestone and used it to wipe herself with it. After finishing, they made their way home.
The next day, the first woman’s husband called the other husband and said “these damn girls night out needs to stop. Last night my wife came home without her panties”. The other husband replied and said “Thats nothing. Mine came back with a sympathy card stuck between her butt cheeks that said, ‘From all of us from the Fire Station, we will never forget you.”