maeter

WHOOOOOOOOA

I’m working on a speech for one of my classes. The speech is about the decrease in bee population and I’m using a quote by this guy

“If bees disappeared off the face of the earth, man would have four years left to live.”

The guy’s name is Maurice Maeterlinck.

And I kept being like hmmmmmmm there’s something funny about that name…

and more than a week later I realize…

mae-atkinson asked:

jeter // maeter

Jeter: 

  • Drinks all of the coffee: Peter.
  • Brings up adopting a pet: Jeremy. Peter constantly threatens to do a parental block on the Internet to stop Jeremy from looking at pictures of dogs. It always ends in begging.
  • Kills the bugs: Jeremy.
  • Cooks the meals: Jeremy, most of the time. It’s not completely rare for Peter to cook, though.
  • Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Jeremy. Peter’s initial reaction is to dread holidays, simply because they always meant visiting his family.
  • Initiates the couple selfies: Peter.
  • Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: Jeremy. Peter finally gave in and added them all to the calendar on Jeremy’s phone for him.
  • Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Jeremy.
  • Nicknames the other: Jeremy.

Maeter:

  • Drinks all of the coffee: They never actually know. Between the two of them, they drink a lot of coffee.
  • Brings up adopting a pet: Mae.
  • Kills the bugs: Peter.
  • Cooks the meals: Peter, but it doesn’t stop Mae from occasionally trying.
  • Starts getting into holidays way before they should: Peter.
  • Initiates the couple selfies: Mae, definitely. Peter loves it.
  • Forgets the birthdays and anniversaries: Peter. He makes up for it by making some cheesy line about how every day with Mae is equally as special for him.
  • Always ends up with too much junk food after grocery shopping: Peter.
  • Nicknames the other: Mae. Peter rolls his eyes, but would miss it if she stopped.