madwings

So I Went to the MadW*fe Tag...

And like…? Are we even watching the same show? Mad Sweeney does not LOVE Laura. He doesn’t even LIKE Laura. I think these stans are confusing guilt over his involvement in her death with affection. Yes, Sweeney is kind of a dick, but he does feel remorse (unlike Laura).

There’s a difference between sexual/romantic chemistry and emotional chemistry. I think Pablo and Emily have the latter, but not the former.

okay so we always talk about theatre kid aus but they are always the same and honestly wouldn’t happen, so allow me to give you aus based off of my three years of being in my high school’s drama club

  • you bought a copy of the script when you found out what we were going to do so you would be prepared at auditions and got the lead. i would be mad about your advantage except that you’re really cool and i think i might be falling for you
  • oh god, your significant other just broke up with you during a five minute break in the middle of rehearsal and now you’re crying in the greenroom and clutching your phone. shit, i’m sorry, but it’s your cue. um, you know what, i’ll just go read for you
  • i walked in one of the bathrooms while you were changing into a different bra/binding for one of your costumes and i am definitely not thinking about your tits whenever we talk what are you talking about?
  • our adviser/director this year hates tech/crew and you keep ranting about what a bitch she is when i’m not on stage or practicing my lines and you’re honestly adorable when mad
  • we are co-directors and i can’t believe that we’ve been friends for years because you are the last person i wanna see rn
  • okay you are a good actor and might be cute but you do not know how to memorize lines so i’m trying to help you and now it’s a love scene and this is awkward
  • two cast members were dating irl and just broke up and i s2g the show is falling apart bc of the small civil war splitting up the cast and crew (bonus points if the narrator actually likes one of them because that always happens in my club)
  • the entire game of “honey i love you” gives you situations like these:
  • this is the first time i have spoken to you and it’s during this stupid warm up game and now you have a boner which wouldn’t be so bad if i didn’t have a crush on you
  • we fell because you climbed on me to try and make me crack and almost did the anime kiss thing
  • i swear i usually don’t crack but you’re hot and i might be in love with you
  • and the more accurate version of love interests being played by enemies:
  • i’ve had a crush on you for years and now we’re playing worst enemies and i should not find our arguments this hot

feel free to add more because i could go on

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[LYRICS] BASTARZ - Make It Rain

Welcome everybody
you know about me
In a word you can say
We’re very much like gems
Whenever we go out
We smash ‘em all to bits turnt Shit
Damn it boys this is my turf

Do better or not
It’s not my problem
I’m badder than bad
Whether you run or not
It’s not my problem
Now it’s my turn
Kids go away

Baby don’t tell nobody
I’m about to reach the top
Shout Errbody
Cuz I’m gonna gonna get you wet

I make it rain
They said ho ho ho
I make it rain
Focus ho ho ho

Money long long
I got money to blow-ow
Money long long
I got money to blow-ow
I make it rain
Focus ho ho ho

You’re prolly crazy pissed and hopping mad
We all know
I’m given the finger and called crazy
Those words aren’t wrong But no problem
Might as well spit if I’m being copied

Whether you believe it or not
It’s not my problem
I’m the guy flying above the guy who flies
Whether I’m right or wrong
That’s not the problem
Accept it

Baby don’t tell nobody
I’m about to reach the top
Shout Errbody
Cuz I’m gonna gonna get you wet

I make it rain
They said ho ho ho
I make it rain
Focus ho ho ho

Money long long
I got money to blow-ow
Money long long
I got money to blow-ow
I make it rain
Focus ho ho ho

At last it’s our time
Everyone is under our influence Yeah
Baby don’t tell nobody
Don’t tell nobody body

Now let’s pour up Uh uh
Watch yo underwear
Now let’s drink up
Stop filming a movie and NG*

I make it rain
They said ho ho ho
I make it rain
Focus ho ho ho

Money long long
I got money to blow-ow
Money long long
I got money to blow-ow
I make it rain
Focus ho ho ho

T/N: NG = “No Good”, meaning unusable shots when filming

Translated by youngha @ blockbintl

Please take out with credit.

Clarke Griffin

7:09 p.m

You’re coming tonight, right?


Nathan Miller

7:09 p.m

Is this code for you want me to bring Bellamy?


Clarke Griffin

7:10 p.m

Forget I asked

…..

But yes


Nathan Miller

7:11 p.m

We’ll be there in twenty with the popcorn

~~~

Ray-Bae

8:00 p.m

Can you and Bellamy make out already?


Clarke Griffin

8:01 p.m

Raven I swear

Can you just pay attention to the movie?


Ray-Bae

8:03 p.m

Who can pay attention to this stupid movie when you keep making eyes at each other?


Clarke Griffin

8:05 p.m

Make eyes?

Are you my grandmother?


Ray-Bae

8:05 p.m

Your grandma is dead


Clarke Griffin

8:05 p.m

Thx for reminding me

~~~

Twinkle-Twinkle-Little Blake

8:08 p.m

Are you and Raven texting each other?

Also, can you and Bell, like, leave?

I can’t focus on this movie at all with all this back and forth between you guys

~~~

Miller

8:30 p.m

Pls tell Clarke how you feel

I really can’t take being sandwiched between the two of you on the couch

It’s awkward

I don’t like awkward


Bellamy Blake

8:31 p.m

Deal with it

~~~

Lincoln <3

8:42 p.m

Stuck at work :/

Sorry, babe


Tavia

8:42 p.m

Miss you!

Just come over once you’re finished

We’re watching trilogies

I need someone to cuddle and explain Elvish to me


Lincoln <3

8:43 p.m

You are the biggest Lord of the Rings Nerd

You understand Elvish just fine

But ditto on the cuddling

Bellamy will be pissed, though


Tavia

8:45 p.m

First, I don’t care

Second, he and Clarke are too busy sucking face


Lincoln <3

8:49 p.m

…..

I would have been fine without that last detail

~~~

Clarke

9:00 p.m

Why is Lincoln texting me

About

Your

Brother


Twinkle-Twinkle-Little Blake

9:02 p.m

:D

~~~

Caw Caw Little Birdy

9:17 p.m

Are you the only one watching the movie?


Murph-Man

9:19 p.m

Apparently

I’m immune to Bellamy and Clarke’s sexual tension


Caw Caw Little Birdy

9:20 p.m

Can you tell me what’s going on in the movie then?

I want to understand what’s happening to Orlando Bloom


Murph-Man

9:20 p.m

It’s Legolas, you uncultured swine


Caw Caw Little Birdy

9:22 p.m

Whatever

He has fantastic hair though


Murph-Man

9:27 p.m

The only time I will ever talk about Orlando Bloom’s weave with you is if I am heavily liquored up first

Which I am not


Caw Caw Little Birdy

9:27 p.m

And another of my dreams is not to be

I hope you’re happy with yourself


Murph-Man

9:30 p.m

Immensely


Caw Caw Little Birdy

9:32 p.m

Ass

~~~

Bell

10:00 p.m

Is everyone texting?

Or asleep?

But mostly texting?


Clarke

10:00 p.m

Not everyone can appreciate Tolkien


Bell

10:05 p.m

I like the books better


Clarke

10:08 p.m

Of course you do

I mean

You’re you


Bell

10:08 p.m

Thanks?


Clarke

10:09 p.m

In the very best way ;)


Bell

10:10 p.m

Nice save

I’m swooning over being called the very best nerd


Clarke

10:16 p.m

Please

You know you love it


Bell

10:30 p.m

You’re right

I’m in love

~~~

Ray-Bae

11:48 p.m

We also need nutella and those little oatmeal pies

You’re probably not getting this

But I’m real serious about the nutella

And Murphy is going to start taking us out one by one if he doesn’t get a freaking oatmeal pie

He’s like eight years old

Clarke

C L A R K E

We should have never sent you and Bellamy on a snack-run

We’re just going to die hangry

~~~

O

12:00 a.m  

Don’t be mad

We kind of hot-wired your car

It was an emergency

~~~

Murphy

12:02 a.m

To be fair I didn’t hot-wire your car

Octavia did

I just helped pop the lock

~~~

Nathan Miller

12:10 a.m

You guys need to get back

Now

Jasper threw a damn rock through your car window

~~~

Lincoln

12:10 a.m

Please don’t ever leave me to watch over them again

I can’t

Octavia is a car thief

Murphy and Raven are cheering her on

There’s a rock in your car and glass everywhere

I think Monty is having a nervous breakdown

Oh no

That’s just me

~~~

Clarke Griffin

12:30 a.m

We’re on our way home with the snacks

No one touch the glass

Please do not commit any more felonies 

And yes….

Bell and I are official now 

BUT I MADW THIS THING TO ASK MY BEST FRIEND TO PROM AND IT TURNED OUT SO WELL (it was for alpacalypticpotatoes btw)

Don't Tag Ship Hate
peixesprincess

I’m counting down the minutes until someone gets offended…  Sorry in advance.

An original song made by me, inspired by real life events.

Lyrics:
I came to this site looking for a family
But little did I know, you are all fucking crazy
There’s lame memes and life hacks and fandom gifs galore
It makes me wonder what this stupid site is even for

But then I see a post pop up on my dash
Character pairings, genderbends and slash
It’s almost too much for my poor heart to take
But then I see the comments and all of the hate

If you ship it, that’s fineAnd if you don’t, that’s great
But never ever be the stupid douche bag who tags their shipping hate
‘Cause other people still like it
And  no one’s changing their mind
Just because you have opinions doesn’t meant that they are right
We’re all just here to have a good time
So why you gotta ruin it?
They’re all just fiction anyway
So maybe you should cool it

And it’s not just ships, there’s hate for theories too
Just don’t post opinions 'cause there’s obviously someone who knows better than you
It’s fine if you don’t like a person’s different tastes
But that is no reason to start spreading hate
I’m just a fangirl, no better or worse
Than any other fangirl or boy or trans, bi, cis, agendered person
I just don’t see why everyone is always so mad
We all share the same interests so what could be so bad?

If you ship it, that’s fine
And if you don’t, that’s great
But never ever be the stupid douche bag who tags their shipping hate
'Cause other people still like it
And no one’s changing their mind
Just because you have opinions doesn’t mean that they are right
We’re all just here to have a good time
So why you gotta ruin it?
They’re all just fiction anyway
So maybe you should cool it

If you ship it, that’s fine
And if you don’t, that’s great
But never ever be the stupid douche bag who tags their shipping hate
'Cause we’re all in this together
Through everything that goes on
We laugh and cry and watch characters die, so why can’t we get along?

If you ship it, that’s fine
And if you don’t, that’s great, too
But please don’t ever be the one to tag your shipping hate
Just… please don’t do it, okay?

anonymous asked:

So you agree they're going for a full expose? Like: I was never a father Simon madw me do it and now I'm free and I can say it out loud?

Yes, very much. Simon Cowell has been trying to destroy them–they’re not going to play nice back. And what Cowell did to Louis especially was evil. You think, after all these years of them fighting back in every way they can, once they have the power they’re going to suddenly just roll over?