Wait: two actual news read from Venezuela
1- naked dead man found floating in the Guaire river today, in Bello Monte. 5 dead bodies entered the morgue yesterday in Caracas.
2- FREE TATTOO OF CHAVEZ’S PORTRAIT AND SIGNATURE TO CELEBRATE HIS BIRTHDAY. There will be a fair in the OPSU, downtown, near the National Assembly, free tattoos of Chavez’s faces and signature. I’m not even making it up.