last night I had a dream that Bethesda released free DLC that gave you a deathclaw companion but fans were like rioting in the streets and Todd Howard had to be assigned a security detail because the only name options for the deathclaw were Crisp Me Up Daddy or Alec Baldwin and literally no one could fucking handle it
Being from the South, Bitty had been swimming since he could walk (it’s the best way to beat the heat in the summer, and the most fun)
When he was 5 he saw synchronized swimming in the summer Olympics and told his mom he absolutely had to do it. Thinking it was just a phase, she signed him up for formal swim lessons. He fell even more in love with the water and when he was 7, he joined the Peach State Synchro team, the first male on the team.