Ohai I’m back now. & hungover. I bought two giant jugs of iced tea at the market on the way back, because I honestly believe I am that dehydrated. That’s not possible or probable, but in this situation my brain was overheated and irrational, and I would have thought I could drink every body of water within a 15 mile radius.
Also, did you know that the name of all the continents ends with the same letter that they start with?
And that each king in a deck of playing cards represents a great king from history? Spades - King David, Clubs - Alexander the Great, Hearts - Charlemagne, Diamonds - Julius Caesar.
There is no reason, or occasion for this, and it’s going to be an extremely cheesy post, so brace yourself.
I just wanted to say that of all the bad luck I get thrown at me, Maggie is one of the few people I am lucky to have around. I might be willing to bet money that she actually has the other half of my brain. ilywifey<3