madison makes a text post

Hamilton Characters as Things My Friends Have Texted Me
  • Alexander Hamilton: Yup. I enjoyed watching you being utterly destroyed
  • John Laurens: it's gonna hug me with its 8 testicles and ur never gonna see me again
  • Hercules Mulligan: I named my dog Rocky after my rock Arnaldo
  • Marquis de Lafayette: QUESTION: HOW CAN YOU SHOW YOUR PRIDE BEING A FILIPINO WAFFLE
  • Aaron Burr: I have a meme stuck to me and I can't get it off
  • George Washington: I had to meditate in the mountains under a waterfall. For 30 years.
  • Thomas Jefferson: the MARVELous DICKman
  • James Madison: Tiny voice down below: I'm down here
  • Philip Hamilton: MWAHAHAHA IM SO EVIL HAHA I REFUSED TO FIGHT YOU MWAHAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE
  • Angelica Schuyler: THIS IS A RACIST SEXIST FASCIST MONSTROSITY
  • Eliza Schuyler: YOU KNOW MY "LIFE LESSON" MESSAGE WOULD HAVE MADE SENSE IF IT SENT ON TIME
  • Peggy Schuyler: HELLO WHO EGG
  • Maria Reynolds: today someone told me "I will be your flying no" and I think that's just beautiful
  • King George: he's such trash and he kidnapped someone smh. I'm unstanning him.
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