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Hamilton Characters as Things My Friends Have Texted Me
  • Alexander Hamilton: Yup. I enjoyed watching you being utterly destroyed
  • John Laurens: it's gonna hug me with its 8 testicles and ur never gonna see me again
  • Hercules Mulligan: I named my dog Rocky after my rock Arnaldo
  • Marquis de Lafayette: QUESTION: HOW CAN YOU SHOW YOUR PRIDE BEING A FILIPINO WAFFLE
  • Aaron Burr: I have a meme stuck to me and I can't get it off
  • George Washington: I had to meditate in the mountains under a waterfall. For 30 years.
  • Thomas Jefferson: the MARVELous DICKman
  • James Madison: Tiny voice down below: I'm down here
  • Philip Hamilton: MWAHAHAHA IM SO EVIL HAHA I REFUSED TO FIGHT YOU MWAHAHAHAHA IN YOUR FACE
  • Angelica Schuyler: THIS IS A RACIST SEXIST FASCIST MONSTROSITY
  • Eliza Schuyler: YOU KNOW MY "LIFE LESSON" MESSAGE WOULD HAVE MADE SENSE IF IT SENT ON TIME
  • Peggy Schuyler: HELLO WHO EGG
  • Maria Reynolds: today someone told me "I will be your flying no" and I think that's just beautiful
  • King George: he's such trash and he kidnapped someone smh. I'm unstanning him.
The Pacific Horoscope
  • Aries: Mary Houston Phillips, Virginia Grey, Elmo "Gunny" Haney*
  • Taurus: Clifford "Steve" Evanson, Elmo "Gunny" Haney*
  • Gemini: Robert Oswalt
  • Cancer: Wilbur "Bud" Conley, Lewis "Chesty" Puller
  • Leo: Romus Volton (RV) Burgin, Jay De L'Eau, Andrew "Ack-Ack" Haldane, Charles "Chuck" Tatum
  • Virgo: Sidney Phillips, Jr., Edward Sledge, Jr.
  • Libra: Lew "Chuckler" Juergens
  • Scorpio: John Basilone, Eugene Sledge, Edward Sledge, Sr., Charles Womack
  • Sagittarius: Robert "Lucky" Leckie
  • Capricorn: William "Bill" "Hoosier" Smith
  • Aquarius: Merriell "Snafu" Shelton, William "Bill" Leyden, George Basilone
  • Pisces: Hugh "Ivy League" Corrigan, Lena Riggi Basilone, Alexander Vandegrift