Roxy Morton general headcanons bc I love my girl @kurtwxgners @rax-writes @mvximoff validate me please

  • She wanted to be an astronaut when she was little
    • She broke her wrist when she was teaching herself how to cartwheel and she was distraught for ages because she thought it meant she couldn’t go to space
    • She was immensely relieved when she found out this was just bullshit
    • When she figured out she really didn’t like the whole concept of being really high up with the possibility of falling then she reluctantly relinquished the whole astronaut dream
  • She did ballet when she was younger
    • She wasn’t super into the whole tutu-pointe shoes-feminine delicacy aspect of it
    • But she liked the rigorous training and discipline and it made her feel strong and powerful
    • It also made her very physically fit
  • She gave up ballet for track when she was about fifteen
    • She had to decide how serious she wanted to be about ballet and ultimately, she decided she liked it but not enough to commit most of her life to it
    • She was okay at track, but she found she liked longer distances better because she could just stretch her legs and think for longer periods of time
    • Besides, hamstering around a track repeatedly was boring
  • She was like meh committed to track and it was good exercise so she kept it up but if something more interesting had come along then she’d probably have dropped it
  • She tried rowing because her mum suggested it and she hated it
    • Even more boring than track was
    • She didn’t like how pretentious and superior the rest of the crew tended to be
  • She liked to be busy, so she took up so many hobbies
    • Her dad taught her shooting and hunting when she was like fourteen/fifteen
    • She learned to ride when she was little
    • She speaks French, German and conversational Mandarin
    • She did some jujitsu when she was like thirteen because it seemed cool and she wanted to be able to fight
  • She’s a really book smart girl
    • Always did well at school
    • Especially in the maths sciences area
    • She likes how easy the numbers are to figure out and how consistent they are
    • It’s formulaic and reliable
    • She was relatively popular too because she’s always been willing to talk to anyone and be nice to everyone until they proved they didn’t deserve it
    • She’s never had patience for bullies
    • She was treasurer of the student leadership body
  • imo she was a STEM major at Oxford
    • She was always going to end up at Oxford-it’s the family legacy and she’s super smart so it was always The Plan
    • She always had a good head for science and engineering
    • Founder of her high school mathletes? Yes.
    • She was probably going to end up at a tech/engineering company if she hadn’t gotten recruited for the Kingsmen
    • She’s a nerd and everyone loves her for it
  • She’s not dyslexic but she’s a lil bit of a slow reader
    • She loves audio books
    • She really loves books and stories and narratives and literature but it’s easier and more enjoyable for her to listen to them rather than read them conventionally
  • She’ll take an audio book out on long runs and it’s a nice way to zone out
  • Good at makeup? Not really
    • It’s time consuming for her to do and kind of impractical for her to wear often
    • She likes when someone else does it though
    • She also loves loves loves having her hair played with
  • She’s utilitarian as fuck when it comes to clothing and personal style
    • Her style is tidy, clean, simple and practical
    • She’s not really hung up on what’s in fashion
    • She likes wearing dresses sometimes but in general prefers jeans/pants/whatever is most practical for the situation at hand
  • She’s meticulously tidy
    • She keeps her room perfectly in order because it helps her think 
    • She likes things to have a place and be where they’re supposed to
    • She learned to be orderly and tidy when she was pretty young because her parents insisted on it and it became a habit that she liked
  • She’s a big fan of classic british rock style music
    • Bowie, Rolling Stones, Coldplay
    • She secretly indulges in bubblegum pop as well though she’ll deny it to the ends of the earth
    • All through uni, she listened to film scores and soundtracks to help her focus
  • She loves documentaries
    • Doesn’t really matter what it’s about
    • Nature documentaries, how it’s made food documentaries, space documentaries, science documentaries? Loves them all.
    • She’s a giant dork and she loves learning for the sake of learning
  • She loves animals but she’s not great with them
    • Like she’s good at training them but she doesn’t find interacting with them personally all that rewarding or fun
    • She loves them and thinks they should be treated well and protected etc.
    • But she’s not super enthusiastic about interacting with them without a specific purpose i.e. training them so like? Playing with a pet? Not her speciality or something she finds relaxing
  • She can’t flirt for shit
    • She’s the best friend you could ever ask for and she’s good with objective relationship advice
    • But the second she’s got a personal investment or involvement in the issue she’s useless
    • She’s very blunt and to the point but she’s not good with ‘playing the game’ when it comes to flirting

anonymous asked:

So, I'm a chubby guy and most of it is my belly. Would a fursuit made to fit me well be able to hide the gut, or would it accentuate it? I'm asking bc I don't like my body shape and don't wanna get a fursuit if it'd look weird in a one.

Well Fur tends to “eat a lot” of proportions. But depending on the size of your belly you will see it. I mean you will always see it but I think you get what I mean.

But you can always use padding to “hide” your belly more. Digitrade legs and torso /a little muscle padding for example may help. It will make the suit warmer and more expensive (if you comission one) though. 

But don’t worry that you will look weird in a Suit. I’ve seen a lot of chubby and really big Fursuiters and none of them looked weird just more huggable and softer. 

If you are unsure about it you can always come off anon and send me an ask I can answer private or drop me a message with a Picutre of you (no face needed) and I can seartch for some suiters with the same build as yours and show you how they look in their suits. 


It’s still me! But journeybacktostrong, while still relevant and while it will always be a part of me, needed a wee bit of an upgrade.

Funny enough, I just ordered a bracelet from MyIntent Project that says “Find Your Fire” on it so that I could look at it every day and be reminded of why I am doing what I’m doing (be it in running, in school, etc). It’s going to serve as a reminder to me that passion is everything. Having that fire, that drive, to chase your dreams and your goals is everything. 

Now my Tumblr can join that party…along with my newly made fitness/running/recovery Instagram! The username is _findyourfire for those of you who want to follow that, fyi.

Sometimes it’s still so, so hard to believe that we became these people that are worlds away from each other now. Hard to believe that you were everything, you know? You had me at night and in the morning and every hour in between.  It’s hard to love someone after they’ve shown you parts of themselves that don’t really fit with the rest of the picture that you’ve made for yourself, you know? Like, God, you really really hurt me but you’ve also made me so happy and how can you be both of those people at once? Where does it all fit? You made me question so much. You made me question all your love and every touch and the point is, really, that you can blame me for the distance and the timing all you want, but you’re still the one who turned themselves into a stranger. You’re still the one who made me wonder why I even wanted to stay at all. 

{PART 17} I Won’t Stop You // Jeon Jungkook, Vampire!AU

Originally posted by jengkook

Pairing: Jungkook x Reader

Genre: Vampire!AU, Fantasy, Angst, Smut

Summary; As Taehyung finally reveals his creation to you - you find yourself sharing soft, tender and heartfelt moments with both him and Jimin; before being reunited with Jungkook - The Prince and Princess of the Ball.

I update this series every Tuesday evening, 9pm-10pm (UK Time) 

{Part 1} // {Part 16} {Part 17} {Part 18}

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I made a cage.

To save some space, I made a cage to fit on top of my dresser. Being that my boys spent all of their time on the top level of their old cage, this new layout will hopefully mean that they have more usable space than they did with their DCN. They very rarely spent any time in the lower level. This new cage isn’t as large as the DCN but it’s all top floor so I feel there’s less wasted space.

The dimensions are 63″ wide x 18″ deep x 24″ tall. It’s 15.75 cubic feet. The single unit Critter Nation is about 11.42 cubic feet and the double is about 22.85 cubic feet so this cage falls somewhere between the single and double.

It has about 13.5 square feet of floor space. The single unit Critter Nation has about 8.3 square feet of floor space and the double has around 16.6 square feet of floor space.

It was modeled after the Martin’s cage design. It’s basically two R-680s stitched together side by side.

Some of my accessories from the DCN don’t work in this cage so I’ve got a little bit of shopping to do but so far I’m really happy with the new cage.

I think the boys approve.

* I posted a description of how the cage was built here *

This photo might not seem like much but there is a lot here.

Let’s start with, I’m a jeweler. I got my start with metalsmithing almost 20 years ago. It’s my passion. My partner doesn’t have this background.

We’ve been married for almost 11 years and together for 15. We’ve been through a lot of stuff together.

One of those things is me coming to terms with my sexuality. Some days I think I’m squarely demisexual, some days it is much more solidly ace. I’m still not entirely sure. But I’m somewhere on that spectrum. This is not a thing that was known before we got married. But we’re still here, still together.

A few weeks back my partner started asking questions about how to forge a ring. I taught them how to hammer and anneal copper. How to shape it without stretching it too much. How to polish and clean everything up.

During this they got the size for my middle finger. I figured ok, if you’re going to make a first ring you need to have a target. That’s a normal thing, I didn’t particularly think on the significance.

Yesterday they had me help them through our nano-ceramic plating process as they took the copper ring they had made to fit my middle finger and plated it with black ceramic.

I spent the last couple weeks teaching my sweetie the basics of jewelry making so that last night they could gift me with an ace ring that they made me with thier own two hands.

So yeah, that photo doesn’t look like much but it means everything.

-Adrian (@we-are-valid & @optimysticals)

Bucky Barnes Turn Ons

Warnings: nswf??? lol yes

Originally posted by calif0rnia-lovers

~Thigh riding. Thigh riding. Thigh riding. THIGH RIDING!!! He loves watching you intently grind yourself against him, both pleasuring yourself and also being pleasured by him. He will grab your hips, pulling you against him and relish in the sounds of your high moans. The friction between Bucky and your swollen clit drives you both mad

~ When you top; the image of you above him, hair hanging down around your angelic face which is twisted with pleasure, makes every cell in his body twitch. It was almost as if you were made to fit your hips against his, grinding and grinding to feel the sweet release of his warmth inside of you. 

~ This is a weird one: he loves shower sex. You don’t question him, because why would you do that? Bucky loves pressing you against the cold tile, his hands squeezing your ass while the water rushes down on you both. He wouldn’t admit it, but he has always been a sucker for the romantic scenes in movies where the couple kisses in the rain; perhaps this is why he loves doing it in the shower. 

~ Working out with you. It almost always results in fucking there on the mat. Both of your sweaty bodies pressed up together, you desperately trying to pin him down? I mean, refer to turn on #2

Consider… for just a moment… chubby Katelyn…. Like her vixen outfit is a little tight and no thigh gap,, soft tummy,, soft girl,, listen:

- her fingers aren’t long and slim and she bites her nails until they bleed, but her hands are?? Adorable?? something about them that Aaron just loves,, what great place for a diamond ring, hmmm??,, ,
- she has the cutest dimples when she smiles tbh
- and right after a game,, when shes a little more out of breath than the other girls, and her cheeks are red, and her hair is falling out of her ponytail and sticking to her forehead,,
- wow im weak, what a beautiful and talented girl, I’m in love
- Aaron works out extra hard so that he can be Strong and carry her all day and give her piggyback rides because she deserves it
- once everything settles in the minyard vs minyard situation and its okay for her to hang out with the foxes more, she becomes the new designated innocent child that everyone dotes on
- The girls will take her clothes shopping and sometimes things don’t fit right and she gets sad and a little embarrassed because allison is in the dressing room with her trying to get the dress to zip up in the back but it’s just not happening
     - allison pops her head out the door and says something to Dan and then looks back and goes “this is absolutely fucking ridiculous, this dress is so cheaply put together, it’s not made to fit anyone, I bet even I couldn’t pull it off,”
     - Dan knocks and allison opens the door to take a new dress from her (it’s a little bigger) and she gives it to Katelyn while still ranting
     - “you know you almost have to go a couple sizes up just to account for the poor craftsmanship!!”
     - Katelyn knows that allison is being overdramatic to spare her feelings but she’s highkey grateful for it and this new dress?? Fits great??? And it looks hella cute on her?? So it’s a win/win
- hear me out,, I’ve learned some tricks for feeling good about yourself when you’re a little bigger and I’m here to tell you that Katelyn’s hair is long. like it frames her face perfectly and ends somewhere below her boobs, and its just kind of all over the place and in the way all the time but she doesn’t have the heart to cut it anymore
- she goes walking with Neil some mornings, and one time they walked passed this guy who started harassing her about her weight and she tried to just ignore him but Neil was NOT HAVING IT, he had to explain his bruised knuckles to Andrew later
     - Aaron overheard what happened and now he doesn’t hate Neil quite as much

- anyway yeah just,,,, consider chubby Katelyn,, please,

Keanu: “I wasn’t worried about the Shakespeare stuff. It just seemed challenging to me.” 

Question: We know you’re into challenges, Kee. But weren’t you worried at all? 

Keanu smiles that sheepish, cute smile. 

Keanu: “I felt a bit of anxiety about Idaho. It was a little like, Oh no!! Can I do this? I was afraid. But River made me fit in. He said, ‘Let’s do one bitchin’ movie….’. 

That’s right, River Phoenix. Keanu got into Idaho because he wanted to work with River again. He also wanted to play more Shakespeare again. It wasn’t The Tempest, but it was still Shakespeare!

Keanu: "I really would like to do Shakespeare with River. We could do A Midsummer Night’s Dream. I think we’d have a hoot.”

- Dell Publishing Group, New York (US), July 1992.


hunk thinks what keith said was so cool that he copied it and made it fit his situation 9 episodes later. isnt it funny how you start adapting the mannerisms and speech patterns of the people you love and spend a lot of time with? heith is real and its been in front of our eyes all along.


Made some Muskies iPhone wallpapers 

Dangerous Man (John Wick x Reader)

Originally posted by anothermoviepage

Working at The Continental isn’t at all what you thought it’d be. 


You smoothed out your shirt and looked in the mirror. It was your first day on the job. You were decked out head to toe in brand new clothes. All from a designer you’d never heard of. All custom made to fit you perfectly.  All completely free. On top of that, you’d be making a salary that, at entry level, was six figures. And all you had to do was deliver room service.

But there was a saying you’d heard since you were young: If it’s too good to be true, then it probably is.

You should have suspected something was off when you had to give a blood sample, a urine sample, a DNA swab, and answer a thirteen page questionnaire that included things like “list the full names of your parents, siblings, and grandparents” or “do you have any experience with sutures, cauterization, or CPR?”

And then the interview, itself, felt more like an interrogation. The whole thing gave you this weird feeling in your gut, but this was also the most exclusive hotel in New York City. Getting a room here wasn’t about whether or not you had the money, but whether or not you knew the right people, and even then, it was typically booked solid. You’d even heard a rumor that The Queen of England was denied a room once. Of course they’d be picky about their staff.

But after the lengthy interview process and dozen or so signatures on papers you probably should have read, you found out the truth about The Continental.

The manager’s name was Winston. He was nice enough, though he had a very “no nonsense” attitude about him. The more you found out about the place, though, the more you understood why. It was a safe haven for a secret society of people. Assassins. Hit men. Gang Lords. The underground elite of not only New York, but the entire world. The only currency accepted from customers were gold coins. One gold coin was the equivalent to one favor. It was a simple system, Winston explained, but complex to newcomers. You’d pick it up over time. All you needed to know was that if you got a coin, you kept a close eye on it.

Additionally, the hotel followed a strict set of rules, but the two that most concerned you were that staff was never to ask questions, and no business could ever be conducted on hotel grounds. The latter of the two should have made you feel safer, but instead, it just made you more nervous.

Upon the conclusion of your meeting with Winston, he presented you with a single gold coin. You looked at him curiously. He smiled, and said simply:

“A welcome gift.”

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Model Behavior

Summary: Jack is getting ready to do a photo shoot for Alicia’s friend.  Bitty comes along to keep him company, when Bitty suddenly becomes the model. Jack’s reaction to the photo is… interesting.  A quick little ficlet which takes place during Jack’s senior year.  Also on AO3

Jack hated photo shoots. Absolutely hated them, but Alicia had a favor called in and he found himself in a position of not being able to say no. And so, begrudgingly, Jack Zimmermann was on his way to Boston for a one-day shoot.

“Like an actual shoot shoot?” Bitty asked wide-eyed as he told him about it over some ginger peach pie the evening before.

“Yeah. It’s for some clothing line. They’re going to dress me up like a puppet and then I have to stand there, and smile like an idiot.”

“I dunno, it sounds so fun to me. I’d love to model!” Bitty said then sighed, “Alas, I am vertically challenged.”

“Euh… do you want to come with me?” Jack asked pushing his pie around the plate with his fork.

“Really? And like watch?!” Bitty practically bounced off his seat.

“I guess so, Bittle. Don’t make me take it back.”

“No! I’ll behave. I promise! It’s going to be so much fun.”


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Gold Digger

Reader x Elijah Mikaelson



Imagine: You are in a long-term relationship with Elijah Mikaelson and is very happy with it. One day, when he requests you to go over to his house to meet oficially his siblings, Hayley accuses you to being with him only for his money and power, which leaves you heartbroken.

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Back then, when you were nothing but a naive teenager, you used to dream about true love, wondering every single night, whilst watching the stars, how it would feel like once you met him. Would you recognise the one right away? Or it would take some time for you to realise it? Man, you were one hell of a weird kid.

However, your questions would only be entirely answered years later, in the exactly moment Elijah Mikaelson walked into your life.

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