made for tv horror

Garfield’s Halloween Adventure (1985) | Phil Roman

“Garfield has one spooktacular adventure on the Eve of All Saints. He fashions himself a pirate costume then takes Odie out trick-or-treating to ensure extra candy. But when attempting to cross a river on a boat, Garfield and Odie end up at a haunted house. Horror and hilarity ensue.“

Yeah, The Handmaid’s Tale is one of the greatest TV horror shows ever made. I know it’s billed as a “drama series” but, eh, holy crap. This is just straight up horror.

It’s far more disturbing than the book ever was, imo. And the book was pretty damn disturbing.

When Ofglen wakes up in the hospital bed and is told what has happened to her.

Maybe it’s cause I’m a woman, but that scene is still fucking creepy. It’s even creepier when you realize that stuff *still* does happen to women in real life. 

anonymous asked:

Can we get the boys reactions to watching a scary movie with their s/o please! :)

Oh my, our first ask! I happen to love spooky things, so this was rather fun to do. I hope these are to your liking Anon, and I’m sorry that they ended up being rather lengthy.  - Mod Korekiyo. 

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anonymous asked:

11. For hayseed x reader? Sfw or nsfw either is fine!

Meeting and falling for an actual monster


You could remember it clearly, the day you met him. It had been Halloween last year, you needed to go grab some pumpkins from the patch that was nestles away safely in the field, away from people who would be tempted to steal any if they knew. 

The pumpkins there were always so lush, full, big and great to carve. You had noticed the poor Scarecrow had been missing limbs, some stiches had come undone and you felt bad, ever since you were little you always felt bad for the poor thing, always out in the field, watching over the large orange vegetables in all weathers.

When you had taken away some of them you later returned with your sewing kit, messing around and trying to take the scarecrow off of his hooks, He flopped over on you which caused you to yelp, landing on your ass painfully.

You hissed but rolled him off of you, you pulled the little box out, getting a needle and some thick cotton. You worked away at his torn clothes, patching them up, giving them mismatched fabric cover ups but it seemed to add to the charm, there was now a large yellow smiley face sewn over one of the bigger holes.

Humming a little song as you started repairing bits of his arms, the leg and anything else you thought could do with some work. You had ignored the time, so lost in your duty to the scarecrow. You winced when you realized it was getting dark, unable to see the needle in your hand very well.

You stood, brushing yourself down, knocking off the dirt from your knees, you glanced at the stuffed creature to admire your handy work when you jumped back. The ‘eyes’ on the burlap mask were glowing bright orange.. moving… you stumbled back and tripped over your own backpack. Before your ass could hit the floor an arm shot out and grabbed you keeping you stable.

The scarecrow….

You blinked more and more, fear in your chest was growing, over whelming but his other hand went to his mask, pulling it off of his head. There was an oddly handsome face under that sack.. one bright orange eye and one white eye, a stitched mouth much like the mask but he was grinning at you.

“Ta mate” it chirped happy, the voice was so deep and gruff from lack of use. 

“Y..your alive?”

He nodded his head and pulled you up even more so you could steady yourself on your own. He was so tall when he was standing up fully, he was a monster.. and how was he alive? 

“Yes… no……yeah? I mean…” he itched his messy blonde hair and just laughed, a shrill but not unpleasant sound.

“I woz dead… then I woz alive then… I woz asleep… an’ ya ‘elping me ‘as woken me up…cheers again mate” The creature giggled and winked at you. He seemed to stutter a little, took awhile to form words but he managed to piece it together.

He didn’t seem scary so more… he was just thankful for your help… 

That was a year ago, a year ago today, your anniversary. He was draped over your legs as you watched a horror movie on TV, he made a happy noise when you ran your hand through his hair, down his back feeling the little bumps.

Jamison had become more human as time went on, he wasn’t sure how he got there or what he was doing but you had a feeling that a spell might have been broken and a wish to find someone to love for you came true..

anonymous asked:

read your american gods post and wanted to know if you read the book? I read the book and I can't tell if I like the show bc its the book on screen or what

I did, and I was…ambivalent about it. (Love some of the concepts! Not wild about the execution.) I was really hoping that the show would breathe some more…moreness into the parts that left me cold in the text. And by and large, they have, very much so! I like Ricky Whitte’s Shadow 100x more than I liked him in the books, and Fuller has managed to do a very good job integrating the main plot with the ‘coming to America’ stories. (They feel like a more organic whole, rather than a string of loosely associated short stories, which I think Gaiman actually wanted to write.)

But it’s really not a question of adaptation issues…With something as obviously well-crafted as this show, I’d expect to feel—something. It’s not exactly a high bar; I’ve felt genuine human emotion at episodes of American Horror Story and made-for-tv movies and the entire oeuvre of Byran Fuller’s previous work. Maybe it’s just taking the show a while to find its emotional core and I’ll eat my words in the next episode, but I really do want to feel something.


October Shock & Schlock Day 29 - Satan’s School for Girls (1973)

Tobe Hooper made the best horror movie, he also made the best horror movie sequel (with all due respect to Don Coscarelli and the great Phantasm sequels), and he also made the best made for TV horror movie. Not only that but he made a ton of great idiosyncratic horror movies through his career, some better than others, but all certainly interesting and could not have been made by anyone else (can you believe Lifeforce was made at all!? Who makes a movie like that!?). A true oddball, with a unique vision, that changed the landscape of cinema, not just horror cinema, all cinema with the release of The Texas Chainsaw Massacre. So with Tobe passing I thought I would share my favorite bit of writing on that particular film in its entirety. 

Anecdotal: the concept of one’s own death loiters in the brain of a middle-aged man a lot more frequently than that of his twenty-something counterparts. Once you hit 40 there are, statistically speaking, more days behind you than in front of you, and as much as you try to run in the opposite direction, your mind will always eventually face front to dwell on the non-negotiable black nothingness of oblivion waiting for you at the end.

Not surprisingly, this mindset changes the way one watches the beloved horror classics of one’s youth. Moments of cinematic carnage take on a gravitas that the 18-year-old you couldn’t possibly have absorbed. When we’re young, death is scary but abstract; a dark unknown. In our 40s, death is a fact. It has by now reached out from the shadows and taken a few of our group. It surrounds us, moving toward us as we move toward it. In middle age, we’re always painfully aware that death is waiting, that it’s the one true certainty in life.

Death’s inevitability is sitting right there in the title of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. There’s no ambiguous “nightmare” or “legend” or “night of terror” in that title. Right there on your admission ticket, it’s printed in black and white: Death is coming. En masse. With that one title, you’ve been told the what, the where and the how. (An opening dateline provides the when; you will never get the why.) The film that follows is not an escapist, spooky funhouse ride. It’s a funeral dirge. And no one gets more existentially fucked up by a funeral than the middle-aged.

That’s an interesting wrinkle, as The Texas Chain Saw Massacre is, through and through, a young people’s movie about death. It stars and was made by people mostly under 30, and was ingested primarily by a young audience who, in 1974, recognized it as the primal fairy tale it was. “What happened to them was all the more tragic in that they were young,” John Larroquette’s voice tells us in the opening narration, and a young, draft-age audience nodded in agreement. Certainly that was my take on my first viewing, at age 12. In the VHS heyday of the early ‘80s, I found The Texas Chain Saw Massacre to be unnerving in its visual and aural assault, altogether different from the other movies in my rental pile. Of the many films that sparked an early interest in the craft of filmmaking, Tobe Hooper’s 1974 masterpiece was likely in my top three, though I struggled to articulate what was so special about it. It wasn’t exactly fun, or heightened, or overly stylized with the kind of polish that telegraphed “film production” to the viewer. It felt like you were seeing genuine homicidal insanity onscreen. There were no safe, cathartic thrills to be found. It made me feel small and helpless. That’s probably why it wasn’t on rotation in my VCR the way, say, the Friday the 13th movies were.

As the power (and appeal) of certain slasher franchises faded with my adolescence, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre continued to cast a spell. Time did not render any of its moments cheesy or hokey for me; the film’s unblinking lack of sentiment served it well in that regard. When more advanced moviemaking technology started to throw the rough edges of my other horror favorites into sharp relief, here was a film that never stopped feeling real. With each new video transfer, its deceptively primitive visual style was revealed to be more detailed and sophisticated than we realized, VHS “purists” be damned. Its soundscape never became dated because it is singular in the history of the genre; nothing has sounded like it before or since. The sound design is near-flawless, impregnating even the quiet moments with a droning sense of doom. It’s the heavy silence of a funeral director’s office, or an oncologist’s waiting room. It’s the noisy silence of blood pounding in your ears during a panic attack.

It’s the one film that never became “just a movie” to me, but not for my lack of trying. I’ve attended multiple Q&As with the makers of the film. I’ve watched at least three documentaries, and read at least two books on its making. I’ve digested all the outtakes, and I’ve met every living principal cast member. I even once drove an hour to the relocated farmhouse, ate a meal in its dining room and wandered both floors. Despite my many attempts at demystification, its hold on me remains. In my 40s I now find the film resonates most powerfully in the moments leading up to the characters’ deaths. Pondering your own end, that terrible awareness that you’re rushing toward a point in the future where you will no longer exist. Unease, quiet dread, guilt, confusion, panic, abject terror: The Texas Chain Saw Massacre has become, for me, a mosaic of the feelings the idea of oblivion stirs within me. These days, those feelings are where I experience true horror, and I find that the film still delivers on that front.

Make no mistake: the movie still offers plenty of straight-up terror for all age groups. Unpredictable, unknowable chaos reigns in Hooper’s film, a marked contrast from the subgenre it helped birth. Later slasher films would evolve into a rigid set of rules by which characters would live or die; abstinence was rewarded, vice and promiscuity were punished. In a way the slashers came to really epitomize the ‘80s mindset, nearly right-wing in their code of conformity. They reassure a status quo; they’re downright comforting in their predictability. This is not the case with The Texas Chain Saw Massacre. There are no ground rules as per Wes Craven’s Scream; no one is safe. Our heroes don’t fit the stereotypes of slasher victims, and aside from Franklin’s wheelchair-bound whining, the characters are fairly nondescript. But beyond that well-trod observation, even more unsettling is that these are good kids. They’ve heard reports of grave-robbing in the area, and they’ve gone out of their way to make sure their grandpa’s remains are undisturbed. They are checking on their dead grandpa. It’s a sweet, human, honorable goal. The film does not care. 84 minutes later, they’re all fodder for a saw that’s still swinging when the screen cuts to black.

This is a horrifying notion in more ways than one. These characters - good, bad, indifferent, pretty, fat, annoying, carefree - are all going into the sausage grinder. WE’RE all going into the sausage grinder. Like dumb cattle, oblivious to the signs all around us, one by one we willingly march toward our own screaming, bloody ends, slaughtered without ever understanding what’s happening to us. But part of The Texas Chain Saw Massacre’s enduring power is the horrible glimpse of omniscience it gives us, and in that clarity is revealed a universe prodding us down the cattle chute from day one. Right from the opening frames, the protagonists’ deaths have been set in motion. The Hitchhiker (Ed Neal) rattles those bones and displays that skeleton, and it’s a beacon. Relatives from miles away descend on the graveyard to check on their loved ones’ remains (who knows how many of these well-meaning people ended up as furniture in that house, their cars piled up under that tarp in the backyard). With his cemetery folk art, the Hitchhiker has summoned Sally (Marilyn Burns) and her friends to their doom, with neither side even aware of it. Later, Franklin (Paul Partain) tells the group that his and Sally’s grandpa sold cattle to the slaughterhouse where Leatherface (Gunnar Hansen) and his family worked, and eventually we come to find out that the two families were essentially next door neighbors.

On recent viewings, that last detail chills me the most. The film is rife with omens - the astrology readings, the ramblings of the graveyard drunk, the radio station that broadcasts literally nothing but reports of carnage and mayhem. But more than anything I can’t shake the weird angle of these characters dying horribly simply because of where their grandfather happened to live (and die). That vanload of victims had been tied to their cannibalistic murderers for decades before August 18, 1973. Whatever it is that’s gonna kill you, the film reminds us, has probably happened already, and there’s nothing you can do about it. You were always going to end up on that meat hook.

Movies, we like to tell ourselves, are a kind of immortality. Films last forever, and sequels and reboots keep things alive long after the end credits. In the world of cinema, we’re seldom asked to confront the actual end of anything. But discarding all the sequels, the remakes, the sequels to remakes and remakes of sequels, The Texas Chain Saw Massacre remains one of the most confrontational films about death ever made. Forty years on, the film offers no comfort in its bleak message: you might live or die at any given moment, and when you finally take the dirt nap it will likely be an unsentimental, arbitrary bit of happenstance. But sooner or later you will end. Once you are dead you will no longer matter to the world at large, and odds are most people on Earth will never know about your experiences. Moreover, time will eventually claim not only you and everyone you love, but the entire planet. The whole of human existence will be nothing but an imperceptible blip on the universe’s radar as our tiny planet of cruelty and chaos is one day swallowed by the angry sun we see erupting in the film’s opening credits.