made for my personal enjoyment

so I sat my friend down and made him watch the 100 pilot:
  • oh this takes place in space
  • it’s one of those apocalyptic shows isn’t it
  • *long-suffering sigh* who’s gonna stage a rebellion now
  • *sees clarke* NICE
  • wasn’t she in the babysitters club???
  • oH MY gOD IS THAT JOHN BOYEGA!!!!
  • oh
  • this wells kid is all stalwart and true and nice and oh no they’re gonna fuck him up aren’t they
  • *looks at finn* *wrinkles nose*
  • slicked back hair and snarky comebacks- this guy is the capital v Villian isn’t he
  • octavia can u chill
  • *sees murphy* ANOTHER dude with slicked back hair, how many villians can a show have
  • *sees kane* *gestures to hair and makes exasperated noise*
  • the dialogue in this show is terrible
  • *rolls eyes whenever the adults come on screen*
  • that guys look remarkably like sid from ice age. *at my non-response* the sloth emily GODDAMN
  • *makes me pause the video so he can show me a picture of sid*
  • look octavia can u just like, chill 
  • *sees two-headed deer* tell me they get a bigger budget and better effects
  • is that sexual tension between bellamy and wells I see
  • they should probably bang
  • the adults in this show make terrible life choices
  • R.I.P sid
  • I would like to give this show a solid 2/10