*never forgets about unnies and female dongsaengs, fangirls about girl groups and female idols together and watch the majority of their vlives, always sings about guys and girls, absolutely love their female sunbaes, doesn't change the female pronouns when they cover songs by boy bands although the majority of female artists do*
*watched Carol (a lesbian movie) and wrote a defense for it, cut her hair short to be like Kristen Steward, wants to be reborn as a guy to be able to wear cool clothes and act suave, said she'll take care of all the unnies' and oppas' hearts, likes being called oppa, hyung, and boyfriend*
*wants to be reborn as a guy to know what it's like to have a girlfriend, asked Jeongyeon to teach her how to be a girl crush, wanted to use rainbow lights to set the mood in their dorm bedroom, got matching rainbow nails with Blackpink's Jennie and matching phone cases with Gfriend's Sowon*
Jeongyeon, Jihyo, and Momo:
*watched Yuru Yuri, a yuri anime together and told fans about it, even recommended the series*
*said she's Gfriend's boyfriend*
*said The Handmaiden (a controversial but critically acclaimed explicit lesbian movie)was worth watching and should be watched, got matching phone cases with Gfriend's Yerin*
*accepted a female fan's wedding proposal at a fan meet, is Twice's mom and dad along with Jeongyeon aka Twice's married couple, likes Nayeon both ways, danced a couple dance with Mina for the theme This Love, called Mina her gf multiple times, bragged about the Mimo kiss for days*
*likes it when Nayeon rolls over to her bed, wants to be reborn as Beyonce to appeal to girls, said she really likes cool girls before Sana stopped her because they were on live radio, cooked just for Momo, was flushed over the Mimo kiss for days*
*flirts with female fans and the members 24/7 and proud of it, calls Eunha her gf, fangirls over how surreal Chengxiao looks in her sleep, kisses Dahyun 24/7, gets all the girls' numbers, was upset her chances for getting a gf weren't higher, bragged about kissing Jeongyeon, said she pays more attention to girls while watching tv, repeatedly confessed her love for female idols and girl groups on vlives and other shows, etc. etc. etc.*
Lame adaptations and sequels are always like, “how can Mina go back to her stifling Victorian marriage after her experience with the dark, seductive Dracula??”
Meanwhile, Mina marries her best friend, who she’s known since they were children, who she share common interests with, they build a home together, work as partners, make immense sacrifices for each other, support each other through their traumas.
Guys, a marriage isn’t stifling and restrictive just because two people… get along, I guess?
feel like sassy Naomasa (and burning Endeavor), so here you go, new headcanon:
months or even years from the actual events of BNHA, there are things that have
changed and things that didn’t. All Might has retired. Class 1-A has grown
further. Villains are still on the move every day, and heroes are still needed.
The top of the heroes has changed only so little – Endeavor is still the
current number one, but the All Might will always be the Symbol of Peace.
Literally nobody will ever call Endeavor of all people a peaceful man, much
less a Symbol of said peace.
between changes and not-changes, Naomasa is still the only police officer who
doesn’t cover in fear when the fire-hero has one of his fiery days, so he’s,
sadly enough, the one who always has to deal with Endeavor.
on this particular day, when he’s waiting for something – someone – and would
rather not be distracted.
doesn’t get to decide, though.
Naomasa is still fiddling with his mobile phone, tapping his foot lightly
(seriously, though, where were they?)
he quickly gives the area an once-over. Hostage situation in a bank,
approximately 30 citizens had been captured by five villains with unknown
quirks. Police hadn’t dared to move in yet, and the heroes that had been
available were not really fitted for something as delicate as this.
hero in particular doesn’t understand that.
did you even call me here when you’re holding me back now?!”
back a sharp comment, Naomasa manages a strained smile as he looks up at the
raging Endeavor. “Why, Todoroki-san, you don’t seem happy about getting to save
the poor people in there.”
huff sends fire sparking around the tall man’s head. “I could handle this
situation in under a minute if you would just let me go in there!”
while you go straight in there and beat the villains up, the victims of this
whole situation will be the civilians who will get hurt in all of this,” the
detective shoots back. “So please wait until reinforcements arrives.”
what reinforcements would that be?! Whoever it is, they are late!”
They were late, Naomasa had to admit. He had
called for reinforcements almost fifteen minutes ago, they already should have
phone buzzes, and there is a message from his old friend who he had just wanted
to call, reading
They will be there in a second.
at the same moment, someone calls out for him.
bits back a grin as he takes a large step to the side, not bothering to warn
Endeavor even as a shadow falls over them.
is only a little bit disappointed when
the unlikeable hero actually manages to dodge in time.)
ground where the two man had been standing shatters under the impact of
something – someone – swooping down from the sky.
is laughing, shouting and something distinctly sounding like an explosion.
has to bit back an amused snort as arguing floats over to him.
we really have to do this all the time? The jumping and floating makes me sick…”
our first real mission, we have to make a statement!”
blowing up the street?”
that was Baku-…”
don’t you fucking blame me, Deku was
the one who wanted to jump over here! I had to slow us down somehow!”
really sorry, I just wanted to hurry up because we were so late…!”
worry about it, Deku – U.A pays for the damage, remember?”
won’t be happy….”
come on, he will find it funny, I’m sure!”
we talking about the same guy right now, Mina?”
an entrance,” Naomasa calls out, effectively interrupting the on-going
discussion. “Reminds me only slightly of your teacher.”
smoke clears and a group of teenagers, almost-adults, steps out of the crater
the impact had punched into the ground. A familiar mop of green hair waves
through his peers who make way for him, and Izuku steps forward, scratching the
back of his head and grinning brightly. “Ah, we thought we should do something
special for our first mission. Sensei would think so, too!”
on which Sensei you mean!” Kirishima calls out from the back row, causing a
bout of laughter and a chuckle from Izuku.
looks them over, especially Izuku who was stepped up to him. Years have not
only given them more experience, but they had also grown into their roles as
hero physically. The green-haired teen is already slightly taller than Naomasa,
and there are muscles were once had been lankiness and bones.
of them have grown into proper heroes, outwards and inwards.
flashes him a grin that reminds almost painfully of a certain blond while he
asks, “The situation, Naomasa-san?”
changed,” the detective answers easily, slipping from proud friend and
almost-uncle back into his role as policeman. “The hostage-takers have yet to
try and contact us. They have barricaded themselves in there. No life-signs
from them or the hostages.”
Izuku hunches slightly into himself, pulling at his bottom lip in thought,
mumbling to himself. “We will have to get in there unseen and restrain the
villains before they can hurt any of the hostages.”
can handle the unseen-part!” Tooru calls from somewhere to the left, only her
hands and boots visible.
won’t go alone, Tooru,” Ojiro warns her. “Tokoyami?”
can sneak in, too,” Tsuyu calls out, hopping slightly to demonstrate that her
jumps make close to no sound at all.
Izuku looks up, looks around. Everyone has gathered around him, obviously
waiting for his plan. “Uraraka-san, you can bring everyone on the roof of the
building with ease. Tooru, Tsuyu-chan, Ojiro and Tokoyami, you will be the ones
to sneak in from up there. Jirou, Momo, Kouda, please accompany them, you will
have to spy out the exact locations of both villains and hostages. Kirishima,
Kaminari, try to short circuit the power supply system of the building somehow,
the villains will be distracted when the lights turn off all of sudden. Everyone
do you think you’re doing?!”
is a pause as Endeavor’s sharp voice cuts into Izuku’s planning. Twenty-one
gazes turn towards the flame-hero, slowly, as if they had forgotten he was even
there to begin with.
hadn’t forgotten, and he had taken great pleasure in watching the control being
taken away from the top hero by mere beginners.
hello, Enji,” Todoroki speaks up, unimpressed. He even has the nerve to blink
innocently at his enraged father – who he doesn’t call as such anymore. “Can we
help you somehow?”
second, Endeavor looks as if he wants to remind his son of the fact that he can’t
just call him by his first name. Then he realizes that he probably would look
like an insulted child if he complains about that.
rounds on Naomasa instead, snapping, “First you call me here only to let me
wait for nothing, and then you let some children handle this situation?! What
kind of joke is this supposed to be?!”
my,” Naomasa smiles for real this time, only barely hiding it behind a palm. “How
rude of me. Did I really forget to tell you that you were our second choice in
choi-…?” The words get stuck in Endeavor’s throat as he splutters in
yes, we called U.A first, but since it took them so long, we kind of decided
that we needed a plan B, so we called you here, Todoroki-san.”
for being late, Naomasa-san!” Mina chirps from the detective’s side.
pats her head for that, smiling generously. “No problem, you’re here now, after
goes a chuckle through the group at the variation of the quote, and then Izuku
just continuous where he left off, completely ignoring the flame-hero next to
him, “Everyone else, we will be the ones to storm the building through the main
entrance as soon as the lights turn off. Aim for the villains as fast as you
can, don’t let them get near the hostages. Iida-kun, Aoyama-kun, Mineta, please
do everything you can to get the hostages as fast and as safe out of there as
possible while the rest of us takes care of the villains.”
yeah, let’s beat them up!” Bakugou smirks, savage and wild, but subdued in comparison
to the hot-headed boy he once was. (He’s still terrifying enough, though)
rolls his eyes in amusement, used to the temper of the other, and asks the
group, “Everyone ready?”
make our teachers proud of us, okay? Plus Ultra-style!” Tooru cheers, and there is an enthusiastic
shout of agreement, “PLUS ULTRA!
adults split up without hesitation, darting away in different directions with
their goals in mind. Some of them run past the stunned Endeavor (sticking out
their tongues behind his back) and others high-five Naomasa in passing.
steps up to his father just as he, Izuku and Bakugou are about to walk past the
man. Stopping, the young Todoroki reaches over and comfortingly pats the elbow
of the fire-hero. “Don’t you worry. Why? Because we’re here now.”
howls out a wild bark of laughter and even Izuku smirks widely, making Todoroki’s
lips twitch up ever so slightly. They dart away before the top hero can react,
rushing right into the action.
all but beams at the flabbergasted
and speechless Endeavor. “Isn’t it so comforting,
knowing that All Might’s students are protecting us now?”
doesn’t wait for the – most likely roared – answer and turns, walking away,
already reaching for his mobile phone again.
had promised Toshinori to record the whole thing, after all.
will start with recording Endeavor’s face, prepared to add the caption:
Poor guy (?) got outwitted by your students. I love
can almost see Toshinori’s proud grin
in front of his inner eye.)