made by meghan

What Happened to the Isobel Cup Handles
  • As the 1st ever winners of the cup, the Pride felt entitled to at least part of it and took the handles when no one is looking
  • Even more likely, the handles were stolen by the Whale, because in case you haven’t noticed, all that ocean water has made the whale incredibly salty. 
  • Meghan Bozek is using them in place of sticks to play fetch with her dog
  • Dani Rylan wanted to make the cup resemble Lord Stanley a little more and removed them herself at the last minute
  • USA hockey is holding them hostage until the USWNT players agree to play at Worlds
  • Harrison Browne is using them to test if his brownies are ready to come out of the oven. They’re a great baking tool. 
  • Brenda Andress tried to steal the cup in an effort to sabotage the NWHL final but she realized that it would be difficult to sneak an entire cup out of the building so she panicked and took only the handles
  • The riveters have them and are using them to make a protest sign that says ‘tr*mp can’t handle the presidency’ because they’re riveters and not even women’s hockey players are above puns
  • Krusher ate them
  • Anya Battaglino removed them and put them in her mouth to do a walrus impression and they’ve been sent away to be sanitised
Hotaka Yumenaki FTE #1

This is a fanmade Free Time Event for an OC of mine, as requested by a follower. In this passage, you take the role of “Player.” Phrases in italics are your thoughts. Feel free to request additional free times for my OCs in my inbox.

Player: Seems like Yumenaki-kun’s here. He’s just absentmindedly drumming his fingers against one of the desks.

Yumenaki: …

Player: I don’t think he’s even noticed me.

Player: Should I hang out with him? >YES   NO

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Daniel Hils: So, Val Chmerkovskiy text me today. Dancing With the Stars are in town for a show. They visited Cincinnati Childrens which made him think of Meghan Marion Hils. He told me it was hard to be at the hospital without Meghan. Anyway, he wanted Patty Ebert Hils and I to come to the show on him. I have something for him to help remember Meghan. What an incredibly rare celebrity!

Why are ppl like “How could this person block me I’ve never even spoken to them??” like idk abt u but I block ppl 99% of the time specifically bc I’ve never spoken to them and I never want to.

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NOT TO ALARM ANYBODY BUT LOUIS HAS A LITTLE CLUSTER OF FOUR FRECKLES ON HIS LEFT CHEEK

NOT ONLY IS THIS UNBEARABLY CUTE BECAUSE HE IS THE SUN WHICH IS A STAR AND THERE ARE LITERAL CONSTELLATIONS ON HIS BODY

BUT IT IS ALSO PROBABLY THE REASON FOR THE ALBUM TITLE FOUR

#SOLVED

Day before switzerland game, during breakfast
  • Jello: Tony!
  • *tony nearly chokes to death*
  • Tony: wha..?
  • J: Where the hell is JJ?
  • T: You didn't invite her to camp...
  • J: No fucking way?!
  • T: yeah... *is uncomfortable *
  • J: so what you're saying is that i don't have a centre-back?
  • T: No, you have Emily So-
  • J: *points to random player* what about this one?
  • T: Allie Long? She's more of a centre-mid
  • J: Centre-back, centre-mid...same thing.
  • T: Not really-
  • J: So there's that. She gets the start. Now go waste somebody else's time, Tony!
  • *Jello tries to leave dramatically but accidently runs against door, Harris gets up to hold the door open for Jillian*
  • J: Thanks, Klingenberg. Have you been growing lately? Maybe I'll put you in goal one day.
  • *confidently walks into wrong direction*
the signs as ayitspnayo vines

aries: spongebob has made me socially incapable

taurus: meghan NO

gemini: hypocritical talent show judge

cancer: valentine’s day in elementary school

leo: when the joke doesn’t land 

virgo: untitled (from 5/18/15)

libra: bad talent show (from 5/27/15)

scorpio: creepy DJ

sagittarius: you cant reject me if i have no dignity nice try

capricorn: college professor substitutes for preschoolers and their participation makes him feel something again

aquarius: actual real-life conversation that i had with the butcher

pisces: insp. by cdiz (aka “chicken nuggets”)