made by meghan

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“To anyone visiting London, I’d say one essential thing you have to do is just to walk down the Southbank. You’ve got the National Theater, British Film Institute, Tate Modern, Royal Festival Hall. So lots of culture in a kind of public space. All kinds of different people mingling, and to me that’s what makes London special.”

What Happened to the Isobel Cup Handles
  • As the 1st ever winners of the cup, the Pride felt entitled to at least part of it and took the handles when no one is looking
  • Even more likely, the handles were stolen by the Whale, because in case you haven’t noticed, all that ocean water has made the whale incredibly salty. 
  • Meghan Bozek is using them in place of sticks to play fetch with her dog
  • Dani Rylan wanted to make the cup resemble Lord Stanley a little more and removed them herself at the last minute
  • USA hockey is holding them hostage until the USWNT players agree to play at Worlds
  • Harrison Browne is using them to test if his brownies are ready to come out of the oven. They’re a great baking tool. 
  • Brenda Andress tried to steal the cup in an effort to sabotage the NWHL final but she realized that it would be difficult to sneak an entire cup out of the building so she panicked and took only the handles
  • The riveters have them and are using them to make a protest sign that says ‘tr*mp can’t handle the presidency’ because they’re riveters and not even women’s hockey players are above puns
  • Krusher ate them
  • Anya Battaglino removed them and put them in her mouth to do a walrus impression and they’ve been sent away to be sanitised
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Daniel Hils: So, Val Chmerkovskiy text me today. Dancing With the Stars are in town for a show. They visited Cincinnati Childrens which made him think of Meghan Marion Hils. He told me it was hard to be at the hospital without Meghan. Anyway, he wanted Patty Ebert Hils and I to come to the show on him. I have something for him to help remember Meghan. What an incredibly rare celebrity!

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NOT TO ALARM ANYBODY BUT LOUIS HAS A LITTLE CLUSTER OF FOUR FRECKLES ON HIS LEFT CHEEK

NOT ONLY IS THIS UNBEARABLY CUTE BECAUSE HE IS THE SUN WHICH IS A STAR AND THERE ARE LITERAL CONSTELLATIONS ON HIS BODY

BUT IT IS ALSO PROBABLY THE REASON FOR THE ALBUM TITLE FOUR

#SOLVED