madbum

Wait, people are pissed at Madison Bumgarner for what?? falling off a dirtbike? On what fuckin planet, man? Pro athletes are allowed to have lives.

listen I would KILL for Starling Marte to be out because he banged up his shoulder doing redneck shit instead of a PED suspension. Plus MadBum is gonna be out two months but I promise you that NO ONE on God’s green earth is more upset than he is

like honestly what the living breathing hell is wrong w sports fans sometimes

sf giants cinnamon rolls
  • looks like a cinnamon roll but could kill you: buster posey
  • looks like they could kill you but is actually a cinnamon roll: hunter pence, bruce bochy, angel pagan, jeremy affeldt
  • looks like a cinnamon roll and is a cinnamon roll: gregor blanco, nori aoki, joe panik, brandon belt, sergio romo
  • looks like they could kill you and actually can kill you: madison bumgarner, jake peavy
  • sinnamon roll: tim lincecum, ryan vogelsong