“If I had known that being a complete asshole was your way of flirting we would have done that some time ago” 

I have been fighting the flu from hell so this is very late, but here is my Spideytorch Big Bang contribution! It accompanies Naomida’s incredible power-swap au fic, which is so beautiful, please read it.
These gay boys actually have very quick reflexes so I s’pose that third picture is the split second before they super-no-homo-back-flip back into hero mode.

Bonus Johnny crisis:

Something fragile and wavering, like his common sense, snapped inside of Peter, so he absolutely couldn’t be held accountable for dipping Johnny Storm in front of a huge crowd of paparazzi.

Say You Will, Say You Won’t - @traincat