steve: “yes, hello, is this stacy’s mom? well this is dustin’s mom- no not mrs.henderson, it’s steve. yes, harrington. listen here, if your whore of a daughter- yOU HEARD ME, ever hurts my son like that again, you can foget about getting my casserole recipe and you can kiss the carpool goodbye.”

Stranger Things kids:

*Can’t find Steve in a crowd*


*cups hands together*

We’re about to make a terrible decision, and need a male role model that’s been absent in our lives to help guide us!

Steve Harrington:

*politely pushing through the crowd with urgency while keeping his hair in place* FUCK JUST HOLD ON SHITHEADS DON’T DO ANYTHING STUPID HANG ON.

Stranger Things kids: There he is