I did a thing for the week 3 prompt “Ghost” for the @spookyselfship event! 

In the town of Storybrooke, Maine, Jefferson is still haunted by the shadow of his past, cursed to know everything about it whilst everyone doesn’t…. other than Regina and Henry. 

But there is one other that still sees visions of her past life; yet she doesn’t know what it means, making her look and feel psychotic. Jefferson watches over her, becoming a friend. Even though she had her sister and Henry, she feels drawn towards him, as if she knew him once upon a time…


“everyone loves you.” Henry said, “even the crazies!”

“Jefferson isn’t that crazy, he’s just misunderstood.” you stated.

“so thats what they like about you.” Henry said knowingly, “you seem to attract the stereotypically bad boys and that makes sense if you always want to help them. you know what? maybe you’ll be good for this town.”


I ended up deciding the joke I had planned was really really dumb and I couldn’t quite come up with a way to phrase it anyway, but I’d already drawn all this so like, idk have the scraps

feel free to caption it however you want

The Batman Rogues as Spongebob Quotes

Scarecrow: The sash wringing… the trash thinging… mash flinging… the flash springing, bringing the the crash thinging the… HASH SLINGING SLASHER!

Riddler: You may be an open book Spongebob, but I am a bit more complicated than that. The inner machinations of my mind are an enigma

Killer Croc: Do you smell it? That smell, the kind of smelly smell. A smelly smell that smells…smelly

Two-Face: Isn’t this great Squidward? Just you & me together for hours and hours and hours! And then the sun’ll come up, and it’ll be tomorrow, and we’ll still be working! It’ll be just like a sleepover! Only we’ll be sweaty and covered with grease!

Penguin: Hmm, a five letter word for happiness…money!

Mad Hatter: So you mean to say they’ve taken what we thought we think and make us think we thought our thoughts we’ve been thinking our thoughts we think we thought?…I think.

Catwoman: Because of her mysterious behavior, I have decided to name her Mystery…Now that I think about it she’s also very graceful and majestic. Perhaps I should name her Grace or Majesty…or Debbie.

Poison Ivy: I’ll have you know I stubbed my toe last week while watering my spice garden and I only cried for twenty minutes.

Harley Quinn:  See, no one says “cool” anymore. That’s such an old person thing. Now we say “coral”, as in “That nose job is so coral.”

The Joker: F is for fire that burns down the whole town, U is for Uranium…bombs! N is for no survivors!

Mr. Freeze: I slipped on an ice cube and got covered in boo-boos!

Firefly: You know, if I were to die right now in a fiery explosion due to the carelessness of a friend, well, that would be just okay.

Man-Bat: Yeah, uhh, we’re with the pet hospital down the street and I understand that you have a dying animal on the premises.

Clayface: This isn’t me millionth dollar, this is an ordinary dollar that’s been crumpled up, torn slightly, soaked in the lagoon and kissed with Coral Blue #2 semi-gloss lipstick!

Bane: I was a wimp before Anchor Arms. Now, I’m a jerk and everybody loves me! So order now, wimp!