mad men's characters

  • Me: *sees antiheroe's wife, the woman virtually everybody is so quick to hate, who constantly gets cheated on, who turns out to be the love of the guy's life, whose life is a Shakesperean tragedy, who's stronger and more corageous than every other character put together*
  • Me: *points* That one. That's my baby

Andy: From now on, we will be using code names. You can address me as Eagle One. Ann, code name: Been There, Done That. April is Currently Doing That. Donna is It Happened Once In A Dream. Chris, code name: If I Had To Pick A Dude. Ben is Eagle Two.

Ben: Oh, thank God.

‘Bus Tour’ Parks and Recreation, 4x21

The Gemini Male

If a man behaves in a way typical of the personality associated with the zodiac sign of Gemini, he will have a tendency toward the characteristics listed below, unless there are influences in his personal birthchart that are stronger than that of his Gemini sun sign.

The typical Gemini man:
* is taller than average
* has a pale, rough complexion that will become weather-beaten easily
* is very agile
* has a high forehead and receding hairline
* has quick, darting eyes

Behavior and Personality Traits
* is eager and always on the move
* is friendly and persuasive
* can sell almost anything to almost anyone
* has a great deal of nervous energy
* can talk himself out of difficulties
* can do two things at once
* likes people
* is adroit, diplomatic, and socially able
* may change his occupation frequently
* is intelligent and witty

Which Mad Men Character Should You Fight

Don: You’ve probably got this. Just throw him some doe eyes and speak really vaguely about how your ex-husband died of “thirst” and lounge around waiting for the right moment, and you can take him. Just catch him unawares and slap him square in the face. He might enjoy it though. Also, don’t let him pull the ol’ hand-in-the-vagina trick he pulled on Bobbi Barrett.

Peggy: She’s scrappy and she’s relentless, so be careful here. She will drag you down to her level and whale on you with sass and possibly a knife tied to a broom stick. Even if you win, you’ll never hear the end of her complaining about it. 

Roger: You can beat Roger. He’s not going to give it his all, he’ll be too focused on trying to throttle you with charm. Hand him a vodka with 1 ice cube and then pummel him in his snow-capped head. But play clean, okay? Don’t hit him with a sneak attack, the man has a heart condition. 

Pete: Are you Lane Pryce? Then you will surely win the day. Put up some old-fashioned fisticuffs and let Pete tire himself out. Take the high road and then finish him with a well-placed blow to that sad smirk of his. Are you the headmaster of a fancy, ancient boarding school? If so, maybe lay off. 


Ken: With Ken, your odds are about 50-50. Ken’s got fast feet and he will tap dance all over you if you let him. Get in there and hit him where it hurts: insult his fiction, or pretend not to get it. Be warned, though: Ken can sustain many, many injuries before he tires out or gives up. 

Harry: You can beat Harry, and you should. In fact, you should get to it right now before anybody else does. 

Megan: Megan is willowy and sensitive, but she’s not afraid to strip down or throw a plate at the wall to distract you. And don’t think for a second that pulling her hair is gonna help you. She’s wearing a fall, it’ll come right out in your hands and then she’ll clobber you. Try dragging her down by her jewelry or by snatching her Twiggy eyelashes. 

Betty: When it comes to blows, you will beat Betty. Handily. But then she’ll skulk around your house in a shirtwaist dress for seven years, smoking, drinking wine, and going through your pockets. She’ll berate your children, threaten to cut their fingers off, fire their beloved nanny, and shoot at your pigeons. In the end, she will win. It will be a death by a thousand cuts. 

Joan: Don’t fight Joan. Don’t. Fight. Joan. Hell, don’t even say a cruel word to Joan, she’s pissed already. She’s looking for an excuse to take out her claws at every moment and if you provoke her, she will knock you out cold with a flower pot to the head, meet with the head of Sugarberry Ham, get you fired, and then show up on your doorstep to tell you she can’t wait until next year, when you’re in Vietnam, and when you’re over there and they’re shooting at you, and you’re pining for the days when somebody was just trying to make your life easier, remember you’re not over there fighting for her, because she never liked you. 

About me

Rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better.

I was tagged by @cassianrodrigo and @winterofherdiscontent, two of the most wonderful and lovely folks on this website. I am so grateful to have you both in my life!

Relationship status: single
Favourite colour: black
Lipstick or chapstick: lipstick
Last song I listened to: “Empire State of Mind” by Jay-Z and Alicia Keys
Last movie I watched: Return of the Jedi
Top 3 TV shows: Westworld, Designated Survivor, Mad Men
Top 3 characters: Leia Organa, Rey, Kylo Ren
Top 3 ships: Reylo, Stannis x Daenerys, Han x Leia
Books I’m currently reading: Always my casebooks, unfortunately. I did start Six of Crows last month…

I can’t remember who all I’ve tagged lately so I apologize if I’m bothering you. Sending love to @cobwebbing @kuresoto @solikerez @i-am-thesenate @dominodean @dauntlesssubconscious @mollymatterrs @him-e and anyone else who would like to play along! <3

Joan from Mad Men is so gorgeous she needed twinkles and blinkles. Plus it’s just so much fun bringing artwork to life with some tiny animations!

Also, I think Christina Hendricks is such a great actress, her fantastic acting skills were being overshadowed in the media by comments on her looks but for me it’s her acting that kept me watching this series.

  • Aries: Joan Holloway
  • Taurus: Stan Rizzo
  • Gemini: Bobbie Barrett
  • Cancer: Pete Campbell
  • Leo: Peggy Olson
  • Virgo: Dawn Chambers
  • Libra: Megan Draper
  • Scorpio: Betty Draper
  • Sagittarius: Don Draper
  • Capricorn: Roger Sterling
  • Aquarius: Sally Draper
  • Pisces: Michael Ginsberg

dahm-sub  asked:

ayyyy my dude! so i noticed there's a "dr. matthews" as a main character in mfd & idk who dr matthews was in jeffs life? i was thinking maybe he's a dr w/a diff name for like a flashback scene of his hernia operation or maybe joyce's doctor?? i couldn't find mention of him in MFD or shrine tho. do you have any idea?? he's played by the guy who plays one of my fav mad men characters tho so it'll be good either way i think 👌

I’ve been thinking the same thing and your theories match mine!

I was tagged by the lovely @suhailauniverse, @iwanttodriveyouthroughthenight, and @abreathofsnowandashes! Thanks lovely friends!

rules: tag nine people you want to get to know better!

relationship status: Single

favorite color: Blue

lipstick or chapstick: Carmex

last song i listened to: Van Halen - And The Cradle Will Rock…

last movie i watched: The Commitments

top 3 tv shows: Outlander, The Walking Dead, Mad Men

top 3 characters: Billy Pilgrim (from Kurt Vonnegut’s novel Slaughterhouse-Five), Raskolnikov (from Dostoevsky’s Crime and Punishment),

top 3 ships: Jamie and Claire Fraser; Daryl Dixon and Carol Peletier;

books i’m currently reading: Sjon - From The Mouth of the Whale, Anthony Bourdain - A Cook’s Tour

I tag @notevenjokingrightnow @sapphiresassenach @writtenthroughtime @outlanderedandoverhere @mibasiamille  @westerhos