mad fur it

luke: darth vader this is luke skywalker calling. im calling to let you know- Message Erased

luke: fuck.

luke: darth vader this is luke skywalker. im calling to let you know how disappointed i am in your story……how horrible you-

yoda: YOU LIED

luke: STOP 

yoda: LIED YOU DID

luke: STOP GODDAMMIT 

luke, now crying: dar th vader thsi is l uke skwyalker calign……,,,im calling to let you know there were many thin gs i read in here that were FALSE. like yo u said i wo re six inch custom mad e bothan fur padded heels to bespin…,,, with my “pantone 448 colored poncho” when i wore a poly cotton twill fabric fall 2017 jacket se t….

yoda: TWO THOUSAND DOLLARS

luke: EVERY TIME YOU FUCKING YELL I HAVE TO RERECORD IT

anonymous asked:

Humaine TRICKSED me basket normaly full of warm cleen cloths to take nap in sudenly full of wet nasty cloths???? Humaine get mad becuz fur get on wet cloths but wet cloths take fur from CAT

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I love her passionately with a morbid intensity; madly as one can only love a woman who never responds to our love with anything but an eternally uniform, eternally calm, stony smile.
—  Leopold von Sacher-Masoch, Venus in Furs

Friendly reminder that Emperor Ublaz (a.k.a. Mad Eyes) painted his claws, wore color-coordinated outfits that varied by the day, and curled and perfumed his whiskers.