mad driver

Real talk, I’m SOOOO happy that the critical and commercial successes of Mad Max: Fury Road & John Wick have brought about an action movie renaissance.

One where we simply are not content with “Bay-hem” (a la Transformers) and carnage porn predicated on overly testosterone-induced displays of visual grandeur.

One that particularly centers itself squarely on a well-executed narrative rife with character choices and development.

One that instinctively understands that the average moviegoer isn’t a moron and can actually handle symbolism strewn about the film.

One that understands that action is ultimately a vehicle to further the objectives of individual characters, not just an empty spectacle.

EXO in a roadtrip

Minseok:


-Driving 90% of the time


-Gets tired of people wanting to change the radio station so he turns it off

-“Let’s roll the windows down for a few minutes and feel the fresh air”


-Makes everyone go to the bathroom beforehand because he’s not gonna stop for anyone


-Has a few snacks laying around if anyone gets hungry or thirsty


-Makes everyone else pay for gas since he is the (appointed himself) driver.


Junmyeon:


-Made lunch, dinner, brought snacks and water for everyone


-Reminds everyone in the car that if they need to use the bathroom they should ask


-Calls shot gun but actually ends up driving


-No one let’s him near the aux cord & he gets irritated


-Gets drawn on when finally falls asleep


-Expects nice compliments for his food but ends up bitter by the lack of responses


Yixing:


-Always too cold or too hot so is always complaining


-Falls asleep the first hour or so of the trip


-Always pays for gas money and makes sure everyone is comfortable with him paying


-Brings a pillow just in case


-Never calls shotgun and is actually comfortable sitting in the back


-Forgets his own snacks and water at home


Baekhyun:


-Always hungry and has to pee


-Doesn’t touch the steering wheel at all, and makes everyone else drive


-Demands being co-pilot but won’t help with directions or music


-Always has a funny story to entertain everyone on the way


-Pointing at things they pass along the way that remind him of the most illogical things


-Never falls asleep


Chanyeol:


-King of the aux cord


-Screaming shotgun since he was born, but never actually gets to sit in front nor drive


-“We are lost, let me drive.” Every time he’s not the driver


-Gets mad when they stop to eat because he wants to continue listening to his music


-Sleeps for about half an hour then is way too hyper


-Leaves a mess of food when eating in the car


Jongdae:


-Asks if they’re there yet every 5 mins


-Never comfortable in his seat so is always asking to switch around


-Nobody ever will let him drive cause of road rage


-Nobody ever lets him use the aux cord so he starts singing


-Drinks and eats everything before anyone gets remotely hungry


-Gets excited as they pass a landmark or something he finds interesting


Kyungsoo:


-Brings home cooked meals for everyone


-Is quiet 60% of the time


-Slowest driver ever and excuses it as being careful


-Staring at the sky in the back seat is a personal hobby of his


-Brings his headphones just in case they put unbearable music


-They always go to the places he suggests


Jongin:


-Didn’t want to wake up to leave for the trip


-Sleeping until they’re half way there, then is hungry and they have to stop


-Puts on sick bops when using the aux cord


-Likes taking group pics and posting with the hashtags #RoadTrip #FriendshipGoals #Squad


-“Are we there yet?” When they arrive


-Pretends to be asleep when asked to drive


Sehun:

-King of the backseat


-Taking pictures of the sky for aesthetic reasons


-Sings along too loudly


-Whines that they didn’t bring his favorite snacks for the road


-Always on his phone, even when talking to someone


-Horrible at directions, even with the gps on

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Fandom / Pairing : KHR / Hibari x Tsuna

Circle / Author : Mad Driver / Nanahara Yuu

Rating : T

Hehe~ Guess who hit her 20 today~ And since I declared that in my special day there should be 1827 all over~ I decide to initiate this gesture~

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anonymous asked:

Hey can you do RFA's reaction to MC getting hit by a car? I got hit by one today but I'm fine :D

i know you said you’re fine but. really i. i send you my best wishes that sounds so damn scary? also since this is like… sort of a lighthearted time for me this will be like MC got hit but not much damage?

Yoosung

  • he just starts freaking out before MC can even react to the car itself
  • no no nope no no
  • he’s basically throwing himself at MC’s way 
  • MC sorta stands back up- gosh that hurt- and he’s just
  • bawling
  • MC is a bit scratched up, and maybe in some pain, but Yoosung is acting like they just died
  • it takes a lot to comfort him?
  • he insists MC goes to a doctor because he’s just super shaken and still not entirely sure if what he saw was an illusion or something
  • he can’t even get mad at the driver right away because he’s so damn worried
  • good luck afterwards tho he’s coming for ya

Jaehee

  • her reflexes make her try to shove MC out of the car’s way and she’s late by just a fraction of a second
  • her hands fly to her mouth as she sees MC, landing on their butt on the road as the car halts
  • she drops everything and rushes to MC’s side and helps them up
  • makes sure to ask about a thousand times if anything hurts- are you sure your legs are fine? are you sure you can walk? one hundred percent sure your head isn’t feeling funny?
  • she makes MC sit down for a second before she stands right in front of the car that just hit MC
  • sure, it was a pretty soft hit and MC wasn’t harmed- but that isn’t the point- the thing is, this person hit MC with a car and God knows she isn’t going to let them just drive away

Zen

  • his heart literally stops
  • it feels like time is in slow motions
  • car accidents, motorcycle accidents… he absolutely does not have good memories attached to that
  • he tries to run but at the same time he feels like his body is sinking down into the road
  • he falls to his knees- and then, MC sits up, grumbling
  • he can feel his soul flying back into him when MC mumbles some curses as they dust themselves off
  • he’s quickly holding MC, asking in a flurry if they feel ok- he will probably make them go to a doctor later, though
  • but for the meanwhile, he turns to the driver with the angriest look on his eyes MC has ever seen
  • MC has to drag him away before his acting career is ruined by him committing 3rd degree murder right then and there

Jumin

  • he tosses everything out of his hands and rushes in as soon as he realizes MC has been hit
  • he is phoning a private ambulance within the first seconds as he leans down next to MC
  • MC is just a bitch scratched up- and now trying to calm down Jumin before he calls an helicopter to take them to a clinic
  • Of course, it’s not usual for Jumin to witness a car accident- leave alone have a loved one be the victim- and he can’t remotely calm down
  • his private guards are circling the car that hit MC within seconds, and before MC can even ask Jumin if he’s absolutely sure this isn’t too much, he’s already pressed charges against the driver

707

  • usually, someone who knows so much about cars would be able to tell it was nothing serious
  • the car model, the low speed, the quick reaction from the driver…
  • but he couldn’t
  • the mere sense of MC being in danger dulled out all his senses
  • usually, his training would make him jump forward and protect- but it’s too late
  • he cries out for MC, loud enough to make people stop and look in concern
  • MC sits up in a bolt, whining about the slight pain of the impact, and then quickly cries out “I’m fine” to Seven.
  • it is in that moment, Seven’s senses come back
  • oh hey that car was going pretty slow huh
  • he and MC look at each other and instinctively laugh
  • he helps MC up, and after MC reassures him they’re ok once more, he starts planning a little “surprise” for the driver, after glancing and snapping a photo of the car’s license plate
My top three favorite men within each sign

Aries: Paul Rudd, Elton John, Eddie Murphy 

Taurus: James McAvoy, Robert Pattinson, Henry Cavill 

Gemini: Cillian Murphy, Aaron Taylor-Johnson, Chris Evans

Cancer: Harrison Ford, Sam Claflin, Kevin Hart

Leo: Keith Powers, Sebastian Stan, James Corden

Virgo: Tom Hardy, Lil Yachty, Idris Elba 

Libra: Will Smith, Ryan Reynolds, Ezra Miller

Scorpio: Mads Mikkelsen, Adam Driver, Matt Smith

Sagittarius: Jake Gyllenhaal, Samuel L. Jackson, Riz Ahmed

Capricorn: Jude Law, Kim Taehyung, Denzel Washington

Aquarius: Mahershala Ali, Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Harry Styles

Pisces: Oscar Isaac, Daniel Craig, Jordan Peele

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DEAR FUCKBOYS,

THERE ARE TWO FEMALE LEADS IN THE STAR WARS FRANCHISE AND THERE IS ABSOLUTELY 100% NOTHING WRONG WITH THAT.

YOU REALIZE THERE IS AN ENTIRE ORIGINAL SAGA WITH MALE LEADS, RIGHT?!? GO CRAWL BACK INTO YOUR HOLES