mad at mommy

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Favorite Films, 2015

  1. Mommy, dir. Xavier Dolan
  2. Mad Max: Fury Road, dir. George Miller
  3. Girlhood, dir. Céline Sciamma
  4. The Lobster, dir. Yorgos Lanthimos 
  5. Anomalisa, dir. Charlie Kaufman and Duke Johnson
  6. Carol, dir. Todd Haynes
  7. Queen of Earth, dir. Alex Ross Perry
  8. It Follows, dir. David Robert Mitchell
  9. 45 Years, dir. Andrew Haigh
  10. Magic Mike XXL, dir. Gregory Jacobs
  11. The Diary of a Teenage Girl, dir. Marielle Heller
  12. James White, dir. Josh Mond
  13. Tangerine, dir. Sean Baker
  14. A Pigeon Sat on a Branch Reflecting on Existence, dir. Roy Andersson
  15. Mistress America, dir. Noah Baumbach
  16. Appropriate Behavior, dir. Desiree Akhavan
  17. Nasty Baby, dir. Sebastián Silva
  18. Inside Out, dir. Pete Docter and Ronnie del Carmen
  19. Star Wars: Episode VII - The Force Awakens, dir. J.J. Abrams
  20. The Hateful Eight, dir. Quentin Tarantino
  21. Maps to the Stars, dir. David Cronenberg
  22. Entertainment, dir. Rick Alverson
  23. The Mend, dir. John Magary
  24. Junun, dir. Paul Thomas Anderson
  25. Love, dir. Gaspar Noé

Special Mention to Possibly the Greatest Short Film Ever Made: World of Tomorrow (dir. Don Hertzfeldt)

Honorable Mentions: Amy (dir. Asif Kapadia), Beasts of No Nation (dir. Cary Joji Fukunaga), Clouds of Sils Maria (dir. Olivier Assayas)Creed (dir. Ryan Coogler), The Look of Silence (dir. Joshua Oppenheimer) Me and Earl and the Dying Girl (dir. Alfonso Gomez-Rejon), Reality (dir. Quentin Dupieux), The Revenant (dir. Alejandro González Iñárritu), The Tribe (dir. Myroslav Slaboshpytskiy), and White God (dir. Kornél Mundruczó)

“I saw mommy kissing Santa Claus!?” -Lillie

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I was tagged by sskywlker (and I did nine because Jade did nine and I didn’t read the description first) to do my top ten favorite films (or films that you should totally watch at least once in your life). Also, because I did not read the description (bear with me it’s currently 2:56 am) these are not actually my favorite films of all time, these are my favorite films that I have seen for the first time this YEAR.
In no particular order because I hate choosing favorites:

  • gone girl (2014)  dir. david fincher
  • fantastic mr. fox (2009) dir. wes anderson
  • la vie d'adèle (2013) dir. abdellatif kechiche
  • mommy (2014) dir. xavier dolan
  • jaws (1975) dir. steven spielberg
  • mad max: fury road (2015) dir. george miller
  • léon: the professional (1994) dir. luc besson
  • blue valentine (2010) dir. derek cianfrance
  • beginners (2010) dir. mike mills
  • the graduate (1967) dir. mike nichols (this one doesn’t have a poster)
I tag everyone (that’s right). Go for it!

Mommy and Daddy- A Jefferson One-Shot

Title: Mommy and Daddy
Request: Could u write a Jefferson one-shot where she is pregnant with his child and she’s afraid grace won’t be happy with it but she is
Pairing: Jefferson x Reader x Grace

Y/N put down the pregnancy test, her mind exploding in happiness and fear at the same time.
She was pregnant.
Her boyfriend, Jefferson, she knew would be very excited for the new baby.
Yet, Jefferson’s daughter Grace, would be harder to win over. Grace was not Y/N’s daughter, she was Jefferson’s from another relationship.
Y/N didn’t know if Grace would be happy about the baby or not.
“Jefferson can you come here?” Y/N called from the bathroom.
Jefferson walked to her, “What is it?”
Y/N smiled and held up the pregnancy test.
“You’re pregnant!” Jefferson said, picking Y/N up in happiness, “That’s amazing Y/N! I love you so much.”
“I love you too.” Y/N smiled.
“You don’t seem too happy? Did you want this to happen?” Jefferson asked, his hands around her waist and stomach.
“Yes I want this to happen to us.” Y/N sighed, “It’s Grace I’m worried about.”
“You think Grace won’t be happy about the baby?” Jefferson asked.
Y/N nodded, “Yea, I think that exactly.”
“Y/N she thinks of you as her mother, and you are here mother practically. Let’s tell her about the baby, I know she’ll be happy.” Jefferson smiled.
He leaned down and pecked Y/N’s lips, and they went to Grace’s room.

“Grace honey can we talk to you for a second?” Jefferson asked.
“Sure.” Grace responded smiling.
“Y/N and I have some great news.” Jefferson said.
Grace got very excited, “Oh what is it?”
Jefferson looked at Y/N, “You tell her Y/N.”
“Grace, something wonderful has happened.” Y/N smiled, “I’m pregnant.”
“I’m going to have a baby brother or sister?” Grace said happily.
“Yea, you are.” Y/N responded laughing.
“I’m so excited!” Grace responded, she then hugged Jefferson and Y/N together, “You’re the best Mommy and Daddy in the world.
Y/N smiled when Grace called her Mommy, "You’re the best daughter.”
“Is it a boy or girl?” Grace asked.
“We won’t know that until a few more months.” Jefferson said.
“Can I help name it? And decorate it’s room!? And buy clothes?!” Grace asked jumping up and down on her bed.
“You sure can Grace.” Y/N laughed.
“It’s time for school now Grace.” Jefferson smiled.
“I’m gonna tell my whole class about the little baby!” Grace said as she picked up her book bag.
“They’ll be very happy too.” Jefferson said, “Now let’s get to the bus.”
Jefferson winked at Y/N, and took Grace to the bus stop.

When he got back, he and Y/N were both very happy.
“I told you Grace would be happy about the baby.” Jefferson smiled, putting his arms around Y/N.
“I’m glad she is. We make a great family, and the baby’s the last piece of it.” Y/N said.
“I love our family.” Jefferson said.
Y/N smiled, “I love it too.”

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Thanks for reading!

Em

aiden-rose-blog  asked:

WHO'S THE DAD!?!?!? AND HOW DID I NOT KNOW THIS?!?!

Ary: w-well i-i…the dad i-is umm

Starden: don’t get mad mommy but the papa to this cutie is……uncle….candy

Ary:* blushes and hides in hooid* s-sis….

Stary: WHHHHHHHAAAAAAATTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Ary: and I only told starden because ….if I told you or mother y- you….I …he was in heat and I didn’t know and and…..

Stary: he is so D.I.E.D =]

Ary: nooooooooo

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Didn’t quite make May 10 here but this was done for IchiRuki- Monthly. Theme(s) were mommy rukia, babies, and bunnies. There is actually a third part to this but I didn’t get to Finnish. Will post that later this week.

*Second frame is a bonus. We have Uncle Renji with his Mother’s Day gift of babysitting for Rukia.

@princessofshadow replied (+)

Zane rubbed his eyes and blinked. Where was he? It didn’t look like he was at his mom’s house or even at that Academy place that woman had told him about. There was some kind of building nearby though. Maybe they could tell him where he was?

Wondering over, he noticed a woman setting outside on the steps and ducked behind a tree. He peeked out and bit his lip. His father always said, ‘Children should be seen, not heard,’ but how was he supposed to figure out where he was? He needed to talk to her, but… what if she got mad at him? Mommy had never hit him when she was mad, but sometimes she would hit Father when he was drinking that nasty brown stuff.

He was so lost in his internal debate that he didn’t notice when she finally turned toward him.

Was that a child? What on earth is a child doing out here? He is clearly older than Lily, Lux isn’t too great at guessing children’s ages, but he still looks quiet small. And scared. He looks scared.

Lux stands and walks slowly over to where he’s hiding. “Hey, sweetie.” she says softly, crouching down a few metres from him. “Are you okay? Are you lost?” She tries to keep her voice warm and soft, the voice she used to use to calm Lily. She smiles warmly and holds out a hand to him. “You can come out. I can help you.”

NaruHina headcanon 94 -training again-
  • Hinata: Babe. Get ready!
  • Naruto: Hinababy, do we have to?
  • Hinata: You've been slacking.
  • Naruto: I TOTALLY HAVEN'T!
  • Hinata: ....then explain the sword wound earlier.
  • Naruto: It's totally fine!
  • Hinata: *byakugan stare*
  • Naruto: I....love...you?
  • Hinata: [byakugan stare intensifies]
  • Boruto: Give it up, old man. Mama's mad at you.
  • Himawari: Goooo mommy and daddy!
  • Naruto: Kids. Remember me as your cool dad, who saved the village and....
  • Hinata: 64 palms!
  • Naruto: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO~~!

Hi Gabby. No mommy didn’t sleep with daddy last night. They wanted to sleep in separate beds. Sometimes when two people are mad and tired if they wake up away from the other person, they just miss them and won’t be mad anymore. No. Mommys still mad, but she does miss daddy cmon lets go lay with him.

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Iris: And then I dug around and found a new trading card. 

Grady: Just exactly where did you dig around, princess?

Iris: Umm the frog log in the park… but don’t tell mommy, please! She’ll be mad at me. 

Grady: How about instead of digging around, I buy you a new pack of trading cards? That way you won’t get mommy mad and you can trade with the other kids. 

Iris: Really? 

Grady: Really. 


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