mad about sherlock

WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH WHO THINKS THAT SHERLOCK WOULD BE IN SLYTHERIN. LIKE HE LITERALLY DOES NOT VALUE KNOWLEDGE THAT ISN’T USEFUL HES LITERALLY THE MOST CUNNING BASTARD EVER HE INVENTED HIS OWN JOB.

FUCKING RAVENCLAW? ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

  • Fanon!Jekyll: *Is literally Jesus*
  • Canon!Jekyll: Uh yeah I'm a horrible person so I'll just even it out by donating a few bucks to charity idk
  • Fanon!Holmes: *Literally everyone loves how amazing and talented he is*
  • Canon!Holmes: WHO IS THIS HORRIBLE GARBAGE MAN oh wait it's me

You know what I think this fandom needs?  Werewolf!Max.  Once a wanderer in the desert, he is now the loyal guardian of the Citadel, but he only answers the commands of one person.  The one person who took his chains off instead of putting them on.  The one person who freed him from his muzzle.  The one person who can quiet is restless nightmares and make him feel safe instead of hunted: Furiosa.