mad about sherlock

john: *keeps phone number*

me:

WHY AM I THE ONLY PERSON ON EARTH WHO THINKS THAT SHERLOCK WOULD BE IN SLYTHERIN. LIKE HE LITERALLY DOES NOT VALUE KNOWLEDGE THAT ISN’T USEFUL HES LITERALLY THE MOST CUNNING BASTARD EVER HE INVENTED HIS OWN JOB.

FUCKING RAVENCLAW? ARE YOU KIDDING ME.

Some more cute Parentlock headcanons
  • Rosie is addicted to Sherlock’s safety goggles and loves grabbing them while he’s still wearing them which usually leads to Sherlock being hit in the face with them because she tries to put them back on his nose
  • He doesn’t mind though, he actually thinks it’s kind of sweet. Also everytime it happens he keeps telling John how good her motoric skills are and how smart she is for her age
  • And of course for christmas Sherlock gets her her own pair of safety goggles (’Look John, they even had them in kids’ size!’)
  • ‘No Sherlock! Just because she now owns her own pair doesn’t mean she can watch you blow up a cow heart, she’s not even 2 years old!’
  • Also for some reason she loves the skull which John would be ok with if she didn’t try putting it in her mouth everytime she sees it
  • Of course her first word was idiot and John is still mad about Sherlock for being the reason behind it
  • Also one time John takes her when he’s getting groceries and they bump into Anderson and the moment he starts talking to her she starts to scream ‘IDIOT’ at least 10 times and John can barely contain his giggles
  • Sherlock smiles smuggly as John tells him about it, although he does call John stupid for not filming the moment, at which point Rosie once again starts screaming ‘IDIOT’ and Sherlock has never felt more proud

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So imagine if Martin and Ben co-introduce some tv event. So they walk up there but they’re wearing their Sherlock clothes. Everyone is confused and the TJLCers are going insane on Tumblr. They get up to the stage and are like “hello welcome to the (blank) event!” They say the normal stuff but then they pause and ben Says “ok I know a lot of people are confused about what we’re wearing. But some people will get it” then Martin takes over “So seems like everyone is really mad about the end of Sherlock” small laughter goes around the room. Meanwhile TJLCers are screaming at everyone to turn on your Tvs!!! Martin continues “so yeah queer baiting eh?” Martin does weird Moffat impression “make history! Love conquers all!” By this time the whole Sherlock fandom has their eyes glued to the tv. Ben starts “we want to make it up to everyone part of the Sherlock community after all these years. AND” he says with a wink “johnlock shippers. They step closer to each other. TJLCers are burning things and screaming. Ben and Martin step even closer. Sherlock and johns theme songs start playing. Suddenly their demeanors change. “John” Ben says “I should have told you sooner but… I love you” The audience gives a gasp. Martin looks back “oh god Sherlock.. I.. love you too” they lean in centimeters apart. Suddenly they kiss. The Sherlock fandom starts screaming at their tvs. The audience starts yelling, confused. “What’s going on?!?” Ben and Martin pull away cheeks flushed grinning like lunatics. “Sorry sue" Yells Ben. “Sorry Moffat but love conquers all RIGHT?” Now Martin. “Welcome to 2017s (blank event)!!!” The camera cuts to commercial. The tjlc fandom starts going crazy. The next day every news channel is talking about “the kiss” Moffat and mark deny that they had anything to do with it. Ben and Martin get called to hundreds of Sherlock events where thousands of TJLCers are thanking them and crying.

I got this idea from Harley-the-gay btw


The end

  • Fanon!Jekyll: *Is literally Jesus*
  • Canon!Jekyll: Uh yeah I'm a horrible person so I'll just even it out by donating a few bucks to charity idk
  • Fanon!Holmes: *Literally everyone loves how amazing and talented he is*
  • Canon!Holmes: WHO IS THIS HORRIBLE GARBAGE MAN oh wait it's me
This’ll be an unpopular opinion and I’m sure I’ll lose followers for this, but I really feel like I need to get it off my chest...

tbh, I really don’t want to be around Tumblr when Sherlock ends.  I should do, because I’d want to soak up all that fandom goodness and emotion that we’ve all spent so many years building up to.  The jokes, the gifs, the fun, the hard-hitting emotion after Reichenbach, and of course, the sadness of our beloved show coming to an end.  But I know that the vast majority of Tumblr content will be people who watched the whole series with “Gay Goggles™”, analysing every shot and blink of an eye to mean that it somehow had homosexual tension between Sherlock and John, bitching about how they reckon the whole show was just “homophobic queerbaiting trash” when it ends with Sherlock and John not together.  

Don’t get me wrong, I used to do that analysing too.  But it was only as a bit of fun because none of it was actually believable.  It was all just stuff us kids had pulled out for the sake of a laugh, and I didn’t realise at the time that people were genuinely under the impression that it was ever anything more than us taking things out of context and ignoring the way actual human behaviour occurs.

I really hope I’m wrong, but considering I’m already seeing people go on about how ‘If this doesn’t end in Johnlock, then the whole show is just queerbaiting shit’, so I know that’s how it’ll most likely go down, and that’s really upsetting.  I miss what the Sherlock fandom used to be.  Full of crack, marvelling at the cinematography, and the endless fanart about something silly like Jawn loving jam and shit like that.  That’s how I want to remember the fandom, but that’s not how it’s going to end after the show ends, and I’m really mad about that.

Taehyung/V: Hint Part 4

(Request from anon)

pt3      pt2      pt1

So far, so good.  Taehyung and you have been able to keep your secret for a full month now.  Granted you don’t get to go on dates or do things normal couples do, but you’re managing.  The looks he gives you and the little touches here and there are enough for you.

Today is just like any other day; busy as hell.  Everyone is exhausted and it is starting to take its toll.  You’re having to pay extra attention to your work because your hands are starting to shake from the effort.  Therefore you are taking a little bit longer to finish with the members than usual.  Currently working on Namjoon Oppa, you concentrate on steading your hand long enough to conceal away the dark circles that have formed over the past few days.  Namjoon Oppa is awake surprisingly, but totally zoning out.

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My current sexual orientation: John looking all disheveled and angry.  

the-consulting-strange-vidder  asked:

I have a textchat idea. After the special and the mind trip Sherlock did to the victorian era, Sherlock appears at the morgue with a fake mustage and wears it in Molly, trying to figure if she's more adorable with or without it, but it get's in the way when he's trying to kiss her, so he throws it away! Can you please do it?

of course I can, my dear… **DO NOT READ UNLESS YOU HAVE SEEN THE ABOMINABLE BRIDE**


Sherlock: *enters the morgue, sporting a little brown moustache*
Molly: *looks up; sighs, shaking her head* No.
Sherlock: *stepping closer* It’s not for me.
Molly: *giggles as he presses the stache onto her upper lip* You’re something else, you are.
Sherlock: *strutinizing her closely* Shhh. Pull you hair back… *gesturing* sweep it over.
Molly: *chuckles nervously* Are you having some sort of turn?
Sherlock: No, don’t be basic *smiles innocently* Please?
Molly: *begrudingly does as she’s told*
Sherlock: *steps back; narrowing his eyes, mumbles* How did I not see it?
Molly: *confused* Huh?
Sherlock: *still watching* Shhh.
Molly: *annoyed* Sherlock, I have work-
Sherlock: Strange.
Molly: What is?
Sherlock: Don’t move.
Molly: Sor-ry.
Sherlock: Molly!
Molly: Sherlock Holmes, if you don’t tell me what you are doing right now-
Sherlock: I’ve never found a moustache adorable before. Stop moving.
Molly: *giggles* Something you want to tell me?
Sherlock: Have you ever thought about growing a moustache?
Molly: *thinking* Well, when I was a kid I always wanted to be Hercule Poirot. Or Inspector Clouseau. Or-
Sherlock: *kisses her*
Molly: *blinking; in between kisses* Have you gone mad?
Sherlock: *pulls away* Hmm, you’re right *gently peels off the moustache; smiles* It was alllways you *boops her nose*
Molly: *frowns* What was-
Sherlock: *kisses her again*


in the next series of the bbc’s hit sherlock-holmes-based soap opera

  • it’s not moriarty; it’s his long-lost twin
  • john only stays with mary long enough for her to give birth to his child, after which he shoots her in the head
  • sherlock, under disguise, succeeds in getting married to janine. he kills her shortly after and keeps the cottage and the bees
  • ETA: the third holmes brother makes a shocking reappearance and mucks things up. through a convoluted series of events, he takes sherlock’s place in prison