mad about harry potter

If I had any harry potter AU headcanon for Chouji it would be that when the sorting hat got put on his head, for the first time in a long time it wasn’t immediately sure what to do

because it saw a young man who could easily enter Gryffindor, Hufflepuff, OR Slytherin

and the hat has itself a mid-century crisis while Chouji apologizes profusely for causing it trouble 

(and this is what puts him in hufflepuff, in the end, because his desire to help is stronger than his ambition and outweighs his need for glory, but the hat knows how ambitions grow and the meaning of glory changes and it’s a little excited to find out what this weird slythergrifpuff is going to do with his life.) 

(and when he winds up friends with a slytherin and a ravenclaw and they become the single most dynamic magical research trio the world has ever seen the hat isn’t surprised at all.) 

what she says: i’m fine
what she means: sirius black was never allowed by his family to be himself as a kid , he never got to be free, sirius spent years fighting evil, first at home and then in war, before he was imprisoned for a crime he stood on the other side off and he was labeled as one of them even though all he ever wanted was to not be one of them. sirius spent 12 years imprisoned and alone knowing two of his best friends were murdered by his other best friend who turns out not to love him as much as he loved him. all this while his last best friend, the only person he had left, thought he, sirius, had killed their three best friends. sirius lost all the people he loved in one night and was left alone for 12 years thinking about this. sirius got so skinny he could slip through the bars of his cell. sirius looked after his best friends son even while he thought sirius was a murderer and the reason his parents, sirius´ best friends, were dead. sirius later finally got his godson and one of his best friends back but the rest of the world still thought he was a vicious madman and he again had to be imprisoned but this time in his old family home that he ran away from when he was only 16 and he was again reminded of how he never fit in. sirius got little glimpses of happiness before he was killed by his cousin at only 36 years old and during those 36 years sirius black never experienced what it was like to truly be a free man

Lily Evans appreciation post - kind of

Snily shippers have been getting on my fucking nerves lately, so sorry but no. They keep suggesting that Lily Evans was somehow suppressed by James Potter and you know what I’m passionate about? Lily Evans’ independence.

I want to say that I am completely against Snily for many reasons but I do not want to sound like I want you to stop doing what you love, please do by all means, it’s your blog and you are free to write about whatever you want even though I do not approve. I love Jily so I write about them, so you have the exact same right I do. What I am against is explained below:

  • I pity the fools who think Lily Evans was affected by what people around her thought, did or said.
  • Lily Evans was her own person, she was not attached to anyone or idea because she had her own ideas, lots of them.
  • Just because Lily Evans was an exceptionally kind and caring woman does not mean that she abided by the thoughts of people she cared about.
  • She cared about Snape, but she didn’t share his views, she tried helping him get out of the mess he is in, he didn’t. End of story. 
  • Don’t come at me with “he was bullied” shit because Harry James Potter was abused by his legal guardians for 10 years straight (and I’m only talking about the worst part when they weren’t afraid of him) but he still apologised to house elves and was considered an exceptional human being by other people and magical creatures alike. (yes, canonically)
  • She cared about James but was against the bullying he did and bigotedness he had. She didn’t care for him until he changed his ways. DON’T YOU DARE TELL ME HE DIDN’T. 
  • Lily Evans made her own decisions when it came to her life
  • Lily Evans wouldn’t have been with James Potter if she didn’t want to.
  • Lily Evans would have been with Severus Snape if she wanted to.
  • Lily Evans did whatever the hell she damn well pleased and she made sure everyone knew that.
  • So please for the love of kittens and everything holy to you, stop portraying Lily Evans weak, she’s a very strong female character.
  • Lily Evans is who I aspire to be, please respect that.
On Cursed Child

On one hand, there’s a super bad plot and bad characterization (Cedric especially) and weird time travel and the script format causes a lot to get lost without the actors actually there to act it out and the forced heteronormativity a bunch of other problems.

On the other hand, Scorpius is a beautiful cinnamon roll and his mutual love with Albus is the greatest thing ever.


Bone of the father, unwillingly given.
Flesh of the servant, willingly sacrificed.
Blood of the enemy, forcibly taken.
The Dark Lord shall rise again!

anonymous asked:

Any after war stories that are multichapter? I have read Good Days by Northumbrian and First Day by little0bird. Thanksss

You can check our multichapter or post Hogwarts tags, but I can recommend a few that I like :]

The Right Time by cwarbeck

Harry Potter and the Next Great Battle by pokecharm

Mad About Harry by firestar

Nineteen by solan

Now and Forever by Abraxan

One Year by deenas

Rebuilding Life by Kezzabear

Towards Kings Cross by everylittlething

Toy Soldiers by Nifty Niffler


Tagged by @jeff-the-cheef
Write 11 random facts about yourself and tag 11 people.
1. I really like science-fiction movies and I love Star Wars. I’d like to live in the galaxy far, far away.
2. I enjoy reading and I have a lot of books, I could read all the day.
3. I’m antisocial but I like it, I don’t like people at all.
4. I had a best friend but she left me one month ago, and now i I’m totally alone.
5. I want to go to the college in the USA and live there. I want to become a psychologist or a policewoman or a detective.
6. I’m mad about Harry Potter and Percy Jackson, I love fantasy books. But I like Patricia Cornwell too.
7. I’ve never been in a relationship or in love with someone.
8. I think I’m lesbian or bisexual because I prefere girls. Don’t judge me please, I have to undestrand my sexuality.
9. I really enjoy chatting with foreign people, it’s really interesting.
10. I’ve never been in the 80’s but I want to return there, it’s quite strange but I like the 80’s music.
11. I like horror movies and they don’t scare me.

I tag @dahmdaddi @infinityland213 @dahm-sub

imagine how when narcissa hears the news of sirius’ death she staggers into a chair because sirius!! how could sirius be dead, with his energy, and his reckless passion, and the way he could get away with anything, even with severing ties with his own family? sirius the rebel, sirius who teased her and played with her and protected her when they were younger up until they went to hogwarts and drifted apart, and she feels this sense of overwhelming sadness because god, she knew they had chosen different paths but she never thought it would end this way, and the realisation that she was in some way, responsible for sirius’ death hits her like a fifty ton weight, because she had led her own cousin, her family, to his death, and family was so important to her, she feels like she has violated the only moral code she has managed to cling on all these years. then she starts feeling so awful because she’s killed one of her own, and it’s the first moment that she finally realises that this war isn’t just killing faceless enemies, but also those that were the family members she used, and perhaps still does, love. and even though she tries to pretend she doesn’t care, that it’s for the greater good, a little part of her mourns sirius, because they were all children once, just children, and they were happy.

things I am mad about: how the deathly hallows films left out the ‘friends’ painting that luna lovegood made because that part in the book touched my soul

like here you have a quiet girl. somebody who everybody used to think was weird. it was pretty much stated that her only friend by her fourth year was ginny weasley.

and then in the course of a couple of years, she actually makes friends, good friends, friends who accept her, even if they don’t quite understand her at times.

luna isn’t even made out to be one of harry’s closest friends (not when he has hermione and ron, anyway) but she puts him up there anyway. she puts hermione - who is constantly criticising her theories - and ron - who makes fun of her a lot, at least in the fifth book - up there too.

maybe it’s because she finally has friends. maybe it’s because she always treats those friends with love and respect, no matter what they say or do to her. maybe it’s because she took the time to paint an entire mural dedicated to THEM - the people who finally befriended her. were nice to a girl who was previously bullied.

but that was one of my favourite scenes of the entire book and I’m so mad the film took that away.

  • Pansy Parkinson: In the future, when a girl asks for some ill-advised sympathy sex, just do it!
  • Harry Potter: You're mad at me about last night? I was trying to do the right thing!
  • Pansy Parkinson: Really? Well, if you had done the right thing, I would not have woken up today feeling stupid and embarrassed. I would have woken up feeling comforted and satisfied!
  • Harry Potter: Well...
  • Pansy Parkinson: Stop that!!
  • Harry Potter: I can't believe this! I was being a good guy! I treated you with respect and understanding!
  • Pansy Parkinson: [sarcastically] That's so hot!
  • Harry Potter: I was looking out for you!
  • Pansy Parkinson: I am a big girl! I don't need someone telling what's best for me!
  • Harry Potter: I've got to say, I've not had sex a lot of times before; this is the worst ever!
  • Pansy Parkinson: It wasn't very good for me, either!