Siento un Mac Demarco en el estómago cuando te veo.
jake fans probably had a conniption reading ur 'endless summer characters as teachers' post bc they all headcanon him as like. the "cool" english teacher who wears leather jackets and smokes cigars in class and fucks u on his desk 20 minutes before class starts bc he has a voyeurism kink. he hits u over the head with a poetry book while taking u from behind. everyone calls him "mr mac" but you call him jacob bc you're the only one who truly KNOWS HIM.