macys sale

Shopping (Isaac Lahey)

A heavy weight landed on you followed by kisses being pressed on your face. “Babe, wake up.”

Your sleepy (e/c) eyes fluttered open to see a smiling Isaac hovering over you. “Yes Gigantor?”

He huffed but the smile still remained on his face. “Do you know what today is?”

You tried to rack your brain for a clue as to what today is but came up short.  “No, but I assume you’re gonna tell me?”

“Macy’s sale today!” He bounced excitedly and you gaped at him before pushing him off the bed.

He landed on the floor with a heavy ‘thud’.

“I’m going back to bed.”

“No, you’re not,” He grabbed your hand forcefully, causing you to grunt in pain as you fell on top of him.

–/–/–/

You rolled your eyes as Isaac was sifting through the racks. You loved shopping with your boyfriend, you really do, just not this early. His eyes flickered to you every once in a while just to make sure you were close by, giving you a sweet smile or kiss in between.

You got up from the chair and headed over to him, deciding to at least enjoy yourself. “Hello ma'am, would you like any assistance?”

“Bite me!” He responded without turning around.

You laughed out loud at that before wrapping your arms around his waist from behind and kissing his back.

He hummed in content at the feeling before turning around in your embrace. “Does this go with my eyes?” A cheeky grin lighting up his handsome features as he held up a maroon scarf.

You giggled, pressing a kiss to his lips. “You make everything look good, the most stylish werewolf I’ve ever met.” You whisper the last part.

He narrows his eyes playfully at you. “Are you mocking me?”

You kissed his cheek. “Yes I am.”

“Come on, I’m done anyway.”

“My turn!” You clap your hands excitedly and he gives you a small smile before lifting you up and placing you in the cart.

“Let’s do it!” He exclaims with a laugh before he dashes you off to the women’s section.

My grandparents were a bus driver and hospital custodial staff administrator, a house painter and Macy’s sales associate. They all retired in or before their 60s, owned their houses, owned a vacation house and travelled. None had degrees. Two were veterans. The same jobs today, the same history, they would be in poverty, un-insurable, and working until they couldn’t any longer. Anyone that criticizes our and younger generations work ethic and lifestyle are the real entitled spoiled ones.

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UNTITLED (LINES BODIES)

I HAD NOTHING TO SAY
WHILE TRYING TO GRAPPLE WITH SOMETHING THAT SEEMED SO OBVIOUS, OBTUSE, REDUNDANT.
THE IMAGES, TRINKETS OF OLD NEW YORK
NAUSEATING TRADEMARKS OF A LATE HUMANISM
WERE UBIQUITOUS—HYDROGEN BONDS OF “VISUAL CULTURE”
… A DIZZYING YAWN

THEY CIRCULATED IN MEMORY PLANNED TO PUSH OUT CLIPART PAINTSTROKES OF THE RC COLA CAN, BUT FORGETTING THE NOSTALGIA OF A FAMILY BBQ.

THE IMAGES SHARE THE SAME BOLDLY DETERMINED FIGURATION
CIRCULATED POP, QUOTIDIAN, COLLEGE POSTER

THEY WERE EVERYWHERE I DIDN’T WANT TO BE
SHOPPING WITH MY MOTHER ON CLEARANCE RACKS IN SECOND-RATE SHOPPING MALLS, CLUTTERING 42ND ST MANHATTAN ONTRIPS FROM NEW JERSEY WITH MY FATHER TO SEE RENT AFTER ‘EXPLORING THE CITY’

IN BANNER ADS FOR WALL DECALS AND COFFEE MUGS CLUTTERING THE ONLINE MAGAZINES I WANTED TO READ IN A PEACE, AWAY FROM FACEBOOK’S POOR ATTEMPT AT UNDERSTANDING MY CONSUMER DESIRES.

LET THEM CIRCULATE IN REINCARNATION, DANCING ON SCREEN SAVERS.

TRAINS AND SIDEWALKS IN THE CITY PROVIDE A CERTAIN FREEDOM TO
UNMEDIATED MOVEMENT
TRAVEL ACROSS AND, IN AN ACT OF FREEDOM (NO CARS) AND RITUAL, IN THE NAME OF PHYSICAL UNBOUNDEDNESS, EVEN IF IN SPITE OF THE POLICING OF THE SAME,

RECOGNIZE THE LINES IN SUBWAY STATIONS
HOLDING ON TO THEIR BRICK EMBANKMENTS
WALKING BY
FACE UP IN AIRPLANE MODE

INITIALLY, TESTAMENTS TO AN ERA WHERE THE CITY WAS ANIMATED BY THE CITIZEN-CREATED PUBLIC WORK ON PUBLIC SURFACES (UNCOMISSIONED).
HOW BEAUTIFUL, A VIBRANT SPLASH OF COLORFUL OPTIMISM IN A CYNICAL AND CYNICALLY DESIGNED CITY

LINES AND BODIES, CONGENIALITY IMBUED IN THEIR COLORFUL MOVEMENT AND ALSO SOMETHING OTHER … SINISTER, SARDONIC, AND DYSTOPIC IN THEIR PREDILECTIONS

MIRAGES OF GREETING CARD SENTIMENTALITY GIVE WAY
AND WITH IT THE BASTARDIZED OFFSPRING OF ART-AS-COMMERCE
LEAVING BEHIND A VICTIM

REAL EYES IN A REAL CITY-IN-TRANSIT WHERE THE NOSTALGIC LAMENTS OF THE LIVING LEGENDS OF DOWN- AND UP- TOWN BOHEMIAS NEED LITTLE CITATION IN THEIR JADEDNESS

THE LOSS OF ZEITGEIST AS SUCH / NOTED, REFERENCED Id. INFINITUM, WITH PAPERWORK
TO PROVE AND EXPANSIVE WINDOWS FOR SCALE, IN NEUTRAL TONED, CHEAP AND DERIVATE MODERNIST CONDOS

OVER-DISTRUBUTED OBJECTS OF CONSUMPTION SATURATING THE LIQUIDATED
MARKETS OF FACTORY PRODUCED HOUSEHOLD ORNAMENTS
SIMULTANEOUSLY SUPPORTING THE FOUNDATION’S ENTERPRISE AND TEACHING ME FUNDAMENTALS OF A VISUAL LANGUAGE CASTRATED OF ITS GRAMMATICAL STRUCTURE IN THIS FORM

FIGURES DELIVERED AS SYMBOLS OF A NEU HUMANISM

REPRODUCTIONS FLATTENED THE TEXTURES LEFT IN THE TRAILS OF BRUSH STROKES AND MERGED THE MOST BENEVOLENT SYMBOLS IN THIS LEXICON TO THE MOST IMMEDIATE “ON SALE” MONSTERS OF THE NEOLIBERAL ORDER.

AND ELSEWHERE
OUTLINED FIGURES SNICKER IN HOSPITAL WALKWAYS
DANCE ABOVE PUBLIC POOLS
FUCK FREELY IN MENS BATHROOMS IN WEST VILLAGE BUILDINGS WHERE THE PLUMBING HAS SINCE BEEN RE-ROUTED
REMIND EVERY EYE PASSING BY A CERTAIN ROADSIDE IN HARLEM OF THE VILLAINS (AND SAINTS) THAT POSSES THE CITY

CONTINUITY IN THE LINE(S) REMAINS UNBROKEN
ALL THE MORE APPARENT IN THE LIMINAL ZONE OF A CITY WHERE THE MTA CONNECTS THE
BORDER OF ONE MURAL AT THE STATION OF DEPARTURE TO THE
FOLD OF A LEG ON MOUNTED FIGURE IN A PARK OUTSIDE THE STATION OF ARRIVAL.

IT HAS MADE ITS WAY ACROSS GENERATIONS OF BULBS-TURNED-PIXELATED CARTOGRAPHY IN ANIMATED SIGNAGE AND IT PROTESTS THE
RACIST STATE SPONSORED BRUTALITY OF THE NYPD
TRACING AND DISTORTING THE FIGURE OF MICHAEL STEWART
FILLING THE FACELESS FIGURES WITH BROWN SKIN AND ARTICULATED FEATURES

RADIANT BABIES GROW INTO
ECSTATIC FIGURES MANIPULATING AND PUNCTURING ONE ANOTHER
A COITUS PATTERN ARTICULATED BY MOIST HIPS
UNDULATING LIMBO SPREAD LED JUNGLES WHERE CYLINDRICAL FRUIT FALLS
INTO HANDS MOUTHS IN VEINS
EMERGES ON THE SURFACE OF SKIN
TAUGHT, IN DENIAL

LINE, FIGURES IT GRANTS CERTAIN VITALITIES TO
A REVELATORY POWER

THE NATURE OF THEIR WIDE AND RAPID PROLIFERATION
COULD HAVE FORESEEN LEGACIES AS POOR IMAGES PROMPTING THE CONSUMER OF
GIFT WRAP ON SALE AT MACYS TO GOOGLE WHO IN FACT WAS RESPONSIBLE
SYMBOLS, DEPLETED KINECTIC AUDACITY
A SUGGESTION/ MARKER
INVITATION TO LINES, BODIES TRANSFORMATIONS
OF EMBOD-IED ENERGIES
IN ON A JOKE / COGNIZANT OF A MISSION
HOMAGE TO THE
CURRENT RECURRENT TENDER AGE

alieneur  asked:

I feel like when Bostonanian pearl goes out to carnivals or arcades with Steven she make sure to wear a matching shirt with the yellow star or she wears a scarf that matches his shirt so he can pick her out of the crowd when/if he gets lost

THATS SO CUTE

but tbh he just has to yell into the crowd “THERES A SALE AT MACYS” and Pearl will come barreling through

The signs as things Bucky Barnes has probably said
  • Aries: you can't spell assassin without two asses and I think that's great.
  • Taurus: Are plum smoothies a thing... *googles it* OH SHIT YES THEY ARE
  • Gemini: I may be a walking mental disaster, but at least I'm a gay™ walking mental disaster.
  • Cancer: Thanks to Steve, my right arm never gets tired
  • Leo: *exaggerated and theatrical sigh* Thank you, Sam, for getting me a cooler and a walking cane for my birthday. *quieter* I'll use the cane to beat you and the cooler to hide the body.
  • Virgo: there's a fetus in a red onesie shooting cobwebs outside and Steve, I have not dealt with this shit since '43
  • Libra: do we really have to run this much on missions?? Why can't we speed-walk like a mom at a Macy's sale instead???
  • Scorpio: *while drunk off his ass* Steve, I wanna go as a cougar for Halloween... No, not the animal.
  • Sagittarius: Natasha, you should name your new cat T'Challa..... you think I'm joking
  • Capricorn: *singing karaoke* JUST A SMALL-TOWN GIRL... LIVIN IN A LONELY WORLD... SHE TOOK THE MIDNIGHT TRAIN and fell from it, the end.
  • Aquarius: Tony, let me into the Avengers Tower, there's a vulpix in there goddammit
  • Pisces: I may be 90, but i'm still hip and cool and fucking Mr. United States so w/e

modern day ella enchanted where she has to make a new phone call every time she sees a new commercial. ‘ask your doctor about–’ ‘call now for a free offer!’ ‘hurry in to macy’s one day sale!’

anonymous asked:

have you ever seen that "shine bright" comic where a very prim and proper-looking lady is cursing and eating barbeque and generally being really crass and sloppy while a 1950s looking dude advertises laundry detergent? well, that lady, in my mind, is maxine in a nutshell. i see her as being this hybrid of feminine perfection and loud, obnoxious filthiness. and that's why frank loves her.

YES! I love that comic! And the gif underneath with Mother Fucker Macy’s Sale. God I love it. I also had a dream where Maxie has a pitbull, like a black and white one that’s perfectly behaved and trained to attack on command. Meanwhile Frank has a doberman who’s basically a goofy son of a bitch until Maxie’s pitbull shows up, then he gets his shit together so they can attack whomever together. 

Maxie in a blouse and polka dot skirt, Frank dressed like a mobster from the 60′s and their dogs with diamond studded collars. Now that’s an image I like. 

anonymous asked:

do you have any recommendations for a place to get a prom dress? something like free people or reformation

Sometimes Forever 21, urban outfitters sale section, Macy’s sale section, threadsense, etsy for vintage, depop….. Idk! If I think of more I’ll let u know

ATTENTION ALL HOT TOPIC SHOPPERS

just a friendly holiday reminder:

starting at six o'clock on Thanksgiving Day, Hot Topic puts their entire store on sale for Black Friday.

Sales include:

• all tees are $10 (!!!!!!)
• all jackets/sweaters are buy 1 get 1 for $10
• the ENTIRE STORE is buy 1 get 1 50% off
• returns/exchanges with items that were purchased at regular price beforehand CANNOT be exchanged or returned during the sale
• there may be special offers depending on location or owner

be safe and have a great Thanksgiving!

*don’t forget to tune in to the Macy’s Thanksgiving Parade — Panic!’s gonna be performing!*