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People Magazine: Blake Shelton is the sexiest man alive

Vogue: Oh that’s cute…here’s a list of men that people actually want.

Chris Pine

If the sexiest man alive has to be a blue-eyed bro, he ought to be the best one in the business. From playing Wonder Woman’s damsel in distress to shedding tears at the Oscars, Pine has proved himself the superior Chris.

Ezra Miller

While other actors may play it cool, Miller is delightfully offbeat. Whether he’s showing up on the red carpet wearing the brightest Fenty Beauty lipstick he can find or arriving at Comic-Con in Fullmetal Alchemist cosplay, Miller does things his way.

Bill Skarsgård

Who would have guessed that beneath all of Pennywise’s creepy clown makeup was the youngest member of Sweden’s acting dynasty? With the elegant looks of a male model and a sense of humor about the whole child-eating–clown thing, Skarsgård is adorable.

Cole Sprouse

A Renaissance man for Generation Z, Riverdale’s Sprouse is an actor, photographer, and the kind of easy-on-the-eyes crush you won’t mind sharing with your little sister.

David Harbour

Sheriff Jim Hopper may be a little off his game in Stranger Things’s second season, but Harbour’s presence is always welcome. At 6 foot 3, burly, and more than willing to voice his opinions, he is seriously underrated heartthrob material.

Frank Ocean

Ocean’s music is unquestionably seductive, and with each new release he reveals another side of himself—to which we say: More, please!

Minho

After stealing the spotlight from Melania Trump during the First Family’s visit to South Korea, the whole world was eager to find out more about Shinee superstar, Minho. A K-pop veteran with a voice like silk, his mere presence leads to headlines and fainting fans: What more do you need to know?

John Boyega

Look, if you don’t love Boyega, you need to reevaluate your life—and your priorities.

Taika Waititi


Admit it, you went to see Thor: Ragnarok in part because of its hilarious and handsome director, Waititi. Multitalented—check out vampire mockumentary What We Do in the Shadows for a taste of his comedic side—and capable of pulling off a floral short set (no small feat!), Waititi is definitely crush-worthy.

Emmanuel Macron

Politicians are rarely given pinup status, but like Justin Trudeau and Barack Obama before him, Macron’s appeal goes far beyond his policies. The French president’s dashing good looks, personal style, and sound leadership make him a rarity among world leaders.

Kumail Nanjiani

The Big Sick, Nanjiani and his wife and writing partner Emily Gordon’s true story of how they fell in love, essentially rebooted the romantic comedy genre. While he’s off the market, Nanjiani’s sense of humor and comedic talent even made the powers that be at the official list take note.

Pharrell Williams

As Vogue’s latest cover star and one of the most stylish men in show business, Williams, at 44, has maintained his cool longer than most pop acts have been in existence—and he’s never been more relevant.

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Journalist: We know something that Donald Trump doesn’t know: you lied to him.
Macron: … go on…
Macron, earlier: our people in France were really proud to have you and your wife Melania in Paris 14th of July for Bastille Day.
Journalist: you told him yesterday that all of the French people were really proud to welcom him for the 14th of July.
Macron: you are… no…
Journalist: You know it’s a bit fake. Not everyone in France.