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Oh my GOD I love being unnecessarily dramatic! To commemorate that it’s been 27 years (yesterday, d’uh) since they killed Laura Palmer the same way they killed Sheryl Lee’s chance to refuel her carreer by starring in my favourite show ever I’m making this FOLLOW FOREVER?. The ? is there because my experience tells me some of y’all will end up breaking our mutual and I’ll actually have to unfollow you back. Sad. 

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special mention @airbritney @jenniferwooley @plottwistiamlindsaylohan 

Bold means we may have talked some time and I love you as a person/friend and @ everyone else You are all rad and amazing.

2014 is almost over and I just want to thank everyone that stayed by my side during this year. You’ve seen the best and worst of me (and by ‘worst’ I mean my post-HIMYM finale behavior - that shit never going away btw), and we’ve seen some crazy shit together. Thank you all for an incredible 2014 and let’s hope for even better 2015! 

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