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In Honor of Today’s Historic Decision

The 10 Greatest LGBT Anthems of All Time

1) Diana Ross - I’m Coming Out, 1980

2) Lady Gaga - Born This Way, 2011

3) Cyndi Lauper - True Colors, 1986

4) Madonna - Express Yourself, 1989

5) Gloria Gaynor - I Will Survive, 1978

6) Cher - Believe, 1998

7) Janet Jackson - Together Again, 1997

8) P!nk - Raise Your Glass, 2010

9) Macklemore & Ryan Lewis feat. Mary Lambert - Same Love, 2012

10) David Bowie- Rebel Rebel, 1974

  • Homophobic thing:That's so gay
  • Macklemore:*gasps in the distance*
  • Lady Gaga:*clenches her chest in pain*
  • Benedict Cumberbatch and Tom Hiddleston:*trip over each other trying to apologize to the world*
  • P!nk:*slowly shakes her head*
  • Martin Freeman:*points finger and growls* "Now listen here you little shit"
Fourth of July Playlist

“America, Fuck Yeah” - Team America World Police

“Born to Run” - Bruce Springsteen

“Fireworks” - Schoolhouse Rocks

“Firework” - Katy Perry

“American” - Lana Del Rey

“Made in America (feat. Frank Ocean)“ - Jay-Z & Kanye West

“American” - Macklemore

“America” - Spinal Tap

“We’re an American Band” - Grand Funk Railroad

“American Baby” - Dave Matthews Band

“This Land is Your Land” - Woody Guthrie

“America” - Simon & Garfunkel

“Fourth of July” - Sufjan Stevens

“Independence Day” - Elliott Smith

“American Pie” - Don McLean

“Back in the U.S.A.” - Chuck Berry

“Surfin USA” - The Beach Boys

“American Girl” - Tom Petty & The Heartbreakers

“Born in the U.S.A.” - Bruce Springsteen

“America the Beautiful” - Ray Charles

“The Star Spangled Banner” - Jimi Hendrix

What we associate with the signs

Aries: No shirt. Pervert minds, party hard, laughing so hard it hurts, swag.

Taurus: Potato, blouses, funny forced smiles, yummy lunch, Peppa Pig.

Gemini: Screams out of nowhere, mlg shit, videogames, boxers, Macklemore.

Cancer: Innocence, green eyes, fuckboys, crying while trying to sleep, bad temper.

Leo: Flirting, piercings, weed, sunflowers, black clothhes.

Virgo: Books, educated people, brown hair, smiles, good looking people.

Libra: Fancy clothes, makeup, silly voices, perfect things, Doctor Martens.

Scorpio: Sexy bae, vampires, reading, punches, bad vibes.

Sagittarius: Sports, beer, ponytails, hiking in the mountains, swimming.

Capricorn: Money, Math, silence, Lord Gaben, Elvis Presley.

Aquarius: Aliens, laziness, weird questions, freckles, panties.

Pisces: Hugs, coffee, emo shit, sparkles, windsurf.

NO.1 PARTY ANTHEM: a mix of 50 party hits

1. Shakira - Loca 2. 3OH!3 - Don’t Trust Me 3. Britney Spears - Toxic 4. Calvin Harris/Florence Welch - Sweet Nothing 5. DJ Snake/Lil John - Turn Down For What 6. Christina Aguilera - Candyman 7. CSS - Music Is My Hot Hot Sex 8. Gwen Stefani - Hollaback Girl 9. Electric Six - Gay Bar 10. Ellie Goulding - Burn 11. Ima Robot - Greenback Boogie 12. Imagine Dragons - Radioactive 13. Icona Pop - I love it 14. Macklemore/Ryan Lewis/Wanz - Thrift Shop 15. MGMT - Time to Pretend 16. Plasticines - Bitch 17. Rihanna - Pon de Replay 18. Kelis - Milkshake 19. MGMT - Electric Feel 20. Malachai - Snowflake 21. Nicki Minaj - Pound the Alarm 22. Katy Perry - E.T. 23. Kesha - Tik Tok 24. Paloma Faith - Stone Cold Sober 25. Pink - So What 26. New Young Pony Club - Lost a Girl 27. Shakira - She Wolf 28. The Pussycat Dolls - Buttons 29. The Fratellis - Chelsea Dagger 30. Neon Jungle - Braveheart 31. Kelis - Trick Me 32. Britney Spears - Gimme More 33. Rihanna - S&M 34. Beyonce/Jay-Z - Crazy in Love 35. Lady Gaga/Colby O’Donis - Just Dance 36. Taylor Swift - Blank Space 37. Neon Jungle - Welcome to the Jungle 38. Jason Derulo - Get Ugly 39. MIA - Bad Girls 40. Janelle Monae - Dance Apocalyptic 41. Marina & the Diamonds - Froot 42. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Heads Will Roll 43. Florence & the Machine - Delilah 44. Beyonce/Bun B/Slim Thug - Check on it 45. Lady Gaga - Applause 46. MIA - Paper Planes 47. Nicki Minaj - Anaconda 48. Kanye West - Stronger 49. Sugababes - Round Round 50. Yeah Yeah Yeahs - Zero

I’ve decided something.

I’m not proud.

But I would totally have joined the 50 Shades fanclub if Lenny Kravitz had been cast as Christian Grey. 

Why? Let’s compare…

Stalkery…

Compare that with this.

versus

versus

Even Lenny thinks he’s hotter.

And think Lenny couldn’t pull off the elevator scene? He’s wearing a Macklemore Thrift Shop stole here and I’d still bang him.

I know, Jamie. I know. You’re riveted too. 

I’d sign his contract. 

Hey fellow tumblr users! Look, I met a girl and guess what, she doesn’t listen to pitbull or Macklemore, how lucky am I, she’s a keeper

anonymous asked:

Whats with the chat about Macklemore saying 'my job is done' and acending? Did he say or do something along those lines?

No, no. So macklemore is a little bit of a meme in the lgbt community. Macklemore- savior of the gays! It’s all because of his song ‘same love’. I don’t know many details about it or where it really came from- its best to ask the creator.

mercy-misrule asked:

dragon age inquisition!

cullen exists, you can’t punt him off the skyhold battlements, why must i be put in this inexplicable ser macklemore hell