mackerel sandwhich

free! roadtrip headcanons
I wrote this at 1 am with my friend so that’s why there’s caps and enthusiasm.

•NAGISA WOULD BE THAT ANNOYING LIL FUCK WHO WOULD ASK “are we there yet?” EVERY FIVE SECONDS

•HARU WOULD SLEEP WITH A BLANKET ON HIS FACE THE WHOLE TRIP

•RIN WOULD BE THE ONE TO BLARE HARDCORE ROCK ON HIS IPOD, BUT HE WOULD HAVE A RANDOM TAYLOR SWIFT SONG OR SOMETHING

•MAKOTO OR REI WOULD BE DRIVING BUT RIN GOT AGGRAVATED THAT THEY WERE DRIVING SO SLOW SO WHEN THEY TOOK A RESTROOM STOP RIN TOOK THE KEYS AND WAS LIKE “nope. noPE WE COULD HAVE BEEN THERE AN HOUR AGO IF YOU SLOW ASSES WERENT DRIVING THE SPEED LIMIT”

•RIN WOULD LIKE “I KNEW YOU WERE TROUBLE” BY TAYLOR SWIFT AND HE WOULD MAKE GLANCES AT HARU WHILE SINGING IT
•SOU WOULD HAVE HIS EARBUDS ON THE WHOLE TIME

•AT ONE POINT REI GOT SO ANNOYED WITH NAGISA THAT HE SLIPPED SLEEPING MEDS INTO HIS APPLE JUICE (let’s be real nagisa is a child we would drink it) AN D NAGISA WOULD GET HIGH INSTEAD AND IT WOULD BE THIS HUGE DISASTER AND BEING INTERRUPTED EVERY FUVE SECS WITH LIKE “rei chan u look like a rhino. m y rhino chan” or “that cloud kinda looks like your dick rei”

•REI WOULD ATTEMPT TO READ, BUT EVERYONE CROWDS HIS PERSONAL SPACE, SO HE LOSES IT

•SOU WOULD IGNORE EVERYBODY BUT HIGHISA WOULD BOTHER THE SHIT OUT OF HIM

•NITORI WOULD STARE AT RIN THE ENTIRE TIME

•MOMO WOULD TRY TO TALK TO HIGHISA BUT IT WAS MAKING HIGHISA TALK MORE AND STAY AWAKE LONGER SO AT ONE POINT THEY HAD TO STOP THE CAR AND CHANGE SEATS BC MOMO WOULDNT SHUT HP

•THEY WOULD FIND A RANDOM BODY OF WATER ALONG THE WAY AND JUMP IN

•AT ONE POINT EVERYBODY GETS KNOCKED OUT AND SO MAKOTO IS DRIVING ANF SOU IS IN sHOTGUN AND THEY WOULD TALK BUT RIN WOULD SECRETLY BR LISTENING TO THEIR CONVO AND RIN WOULD GET SO JEALOUS LIKE “why is my stoical bf warming up with makoto so much????? huh??!!!” AND LATER RIN WOULD GIVE SOU THE SILENT TREATMENT AND SOU WOULD BE LIKE “r u jealous or something” AND RIN WOULD BE LIKE [blushed cheeks] “NO!!!!” AND SOU WOULD TEASE HIM ABOUT IT ANF OH GOD THIS IS SOME BADLY WRITTEN SOURIN

•THERE WOULD BE A GROUP SONG AT ONE POINT

•AND ALL OF THEM WOULD BE SINGING EXCEPT SOU AND HARU WOULD BE MOUTHING THE WORDS BUT LETS BE REAL RIN TRIED TO ACT ALL COOL AND SAY “this is stupid” BUT WHEN TAYLOR SWIFT CAME ON HE SANG THE LOUDEST

•MOMO WOULD WANT TO STOP EVERY 10 MINUTES BC CUTE GIRLS

•NAGISA WAS SO HIGH HE ALMOST SHAT HIMSELF SO THEY HAD TO STOP ON THE SIDE OF THE ROAD IN THE MIDDLE OF NOWHERE WHILE NAGISA SHAT IN THE HIGH GRASS. LUCKILY, MAMAKOTO BRINGS EXTRA TOILET PAPER AND HAND SOAP AND WATER BC HE KNOWS SHIT LIKE THIS WOULD HAPPEN

•RIN WOULD ATTEMPT TO CONVEY AN AURA OF ENERGY, BUT HE WOULD BE THE FIRST TO FALL ASLEEP

• rin: “it’s only 10 o clock!!!! and you guys are tired!!! what a bunch of losers!!!!”
[10:30 pm]
[asleep]
haru: lame

•NITORI WOULD UPDATE HIS RIN BLOG

•AND NITORI WOULD TAKE AWESOME PICS OF RINS HAIR

•SOU WOULD SECRETLY BE WRITING POETRY

•MOMO WOULD WATCH INAPPROPRIATE YOUTUBES THE ENTIRE TIME

•AND LIKE NITORI LEANS OVER AND ACCIDENTALLY SEES WHAT MOMOS WATCHING ANF HE STARTS SCREAMING (this is when everybody’s asleep in the car) AND EVERYBODY WAKES UP ANF THEYRE LIKE “HUH WHATBHAPPENED?????!!!!” AND NITORI IS LIKE “NAH NOT HING HAPPENED AHAHA I THINK I SAW A BUG” BUT THEN NITORI WOULDNT BE ABLE TO SLEEP THAT NIGHT BC HE KNOWS THAT MOMO HAS A WEIRD SPANKING KINK

•WHERE WOULD THEY STOP TO EAT???? HARU WOULD WANT TO STOP AT A SKETCHY RESTAURANT ATTACHED TO A GAS STATION THAT SAYS “FRESH FISH: INTRODUCING MACKEREL SANDWHICH” ON THE SIGN AND REI WOULD WANT TO EAT SOMEHWERE WITH BEAUTIFUL FOOD SO PROBABLG FANCY RESTAURANT ANF NAGISA WOULD WANT TO EAT AT A FRICKIN CANDY STORE ANF RIN WOULD WANT RO EAT AT AN INDIAN STORE (it’s canon that rins favorite food is curry) AND SOU WOULD WANT TO EAT AT CHIPOTLE ANF NITORI WOULD AGREE WITH SOU BC SOU WAS GLARING AT HIM ANF MOMO WOULD WANT TO EAT ON THE BOARDWALK BC ALL THE CUTE GIRLS AND MAKOTO BBY WOULD JUST GO WITH WHATEVER CAUSED THE LEAST CONFLICT

•JUST. ROADTRIP HEADCANONS AJSLDLDLSLLSLFKDKAHAKDJDKSMALS