machine of death

  • Clint: Oh! Also, Nat's worried about her motorcycle sitting idle so she wants us to take it out once a day. Here.
  • [He tosses Steve the keys.]
  • Steve: I think you should do this. You're more the biker type. I've seen you use a toothpick in public.
  • [He tosses the keys back to Clint.]
  • Clint: Motorcycles are death machines. I have three kids, I'm not risking it!
  • [He tosses the keys to Steve again.]
  • Steve: Are you saying my life matters less because I don't conform to society's heteronormative, child-centric ideals?
  • Clint: Are you really playing the gay card right now?
  • Steve: Yaass, queen.

lucios exhausted pr team: lucio youve got a bounty on your head and youre wanted in 37 countries maybe this tour isnt a great idea

lucio, calibrating his death machine stereo and microphone gun: No. No This Is Gonna Be Fucking Great

splinternews.com
Every Member of Congress Who Took Money From the NRA and Tweeted 'Thoughts and Prayers' to Las Vegas
Americans woke up on Monday morning to learn of yet another horrific act of gun violence in the United States—this time a mass shooting in Las Vegas that left at least 58 people dead and more than 500 injured. But it seems unlikely that the politicians in a position to actually change our gun laws will actually do something about it, because they never do.
By Rafi Schwartz

It’s simply not enough. With the highest gun deaths of any modern country in the world. Death machine #GunControlNow

telegraph.co.uk
'We could destroy you,' Obama warns 'erratic' North Korean leader
President Barack Obama delivered a stern warning to North Korea on Tuesday, reminding its “erratic” and “irresponsible” leader that America’s nuclear arsenal could “destroy” his country.

This is from April, 2016. 

Yes, Trump’s threats are cause for concern. 

Yes, Trump is an egomaniac.

He’s unpredictable. He wants absolute power. He doesn’t care about how many millions could die as long as he gets what he wants. 

But if you genuinely believe that he represents a distinctive break with what has been considered societally normal for decades, especially in the media and politics, you don’t really grasp just how harrowing the status quo has been. Trump’s bloodthirst is the logical endpoint of this death machine we call the US empire. If we let this go on any longer, millions - or even billions - could very well die because of a small handful of very powerful, pretty objectively evil rich fuckers. 

No more atrocities in our name, no more wars for their game.

A Summary of all the Fallout 4 Factions
  • Minutemen: Oh, you have a son lost out in the Wasteland, presumably in the clutches of an evil organization that everyone lives in fear of? Fuck off another settlement needs your help.
  • BoS: FUCK THE SYNTHS FUCK THE GHOULS FUCK THE MUTANTS URRRAAAAAAAAA!!!! YOU WANT TO BE FRIENDS WITH THIS SYNTH? HAHAHA FUCK THAT
  • Railroad: HARRIET TUBMAN HARRIET TUBMAN HARRIET TUBMAN CHOO CHOO ALL ABOOOARD YOU’RE PROBABLY ONLY IN THIS FOR THE RAILWAY RIFLE
  • The Institute: We're just nerds, but, like... EVIL nerds...
  • Gunners: Haha you wanted to travel in peace EAT LASERS YOU DICK
  • Raiders: *Sees a Power-Armour-clad, Gatling-Laser-wielding, self-healing death machine charging at full speed towards them*
  • "GET SOME, MOTHERFUCKER"
  • Super Mutants: someBODY ONCE TOLD ME THE WORLD WAS GONNA ROLL ME I AIN’T THE SHARPEST-
  • Diamond City: *insert snarky comment about you being an outsider here*
  • Goodneighbor: We're the most chill dudes in the Commonwealth as long as you don't fuck up our shit.
  • Covenant: Suspicious? What's a suspicious I've never even heard of that why don't you stay forever in our lovely home where nothing bad ever happens not even remotely related to synths at all hahahahaha
  • Vault-Tec: *shitty vlog YouTube intro* Hey what is up everybody! It’s ya boi Vault-Tec here with another social experiment where we’re gonna see how many people REALLY value the life of a black man! Let’s go!
  • Triggermen: EYYYY FUGGET ABOUT IT EYYYY I'M WALKIN' HERE EYYYY BADA-BING, BADA-BOOM EYYYY I'M WALKIN' HERE EYYYY I'M GONNA MAKE 'IM AN OFFER 'E CAN'T REFUSE EYYYY I'M WALKIN' HERE
  • Pillars of the Community: Give us your shit. That's-that's it. There's nothing else to it. Just give us your shit you asshole. Just give us-just give us your- JUST GIVE US YOUR SHIT NOW JUST-
Humans are Weird: Skydiving

Throwing yourself off a plane, at a high altitude, relying only on a large sheet of cloth to save you from going splat on the ground far, FAR, FAR below.

Sounds like a perfect activity to show your easily scared alien companion!

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“Human Bob, why are we inside this aircraft and why are we dressed in these odd suits?”

“I’ve already told you Trilli, once we had shore leave, I was going to take you skydiving.”

“Yes, about that, you still haven’t explained what “skydiving” is.“

“Well Trilli, if I explained it to you we’d have another roller coaster incident on our hands.”

“YOU PROMISED TO NEVER BRING UP THAT DEATH MACHINE YOU FORCED ME ON EVER AGAIN!!!”

“Well, that was loud.”

Robert, I swear if I die from this, I will become an ectoplasmic wraith and haunt you for the rest of your natural life!

“Look at you Trilli, picking up on human threats!”

“Robert…”

“Trilli, relax, I’m here. Everything is going to be okay.”

Attention passengers, we have reached the drop zone

“What did the voice mean by “drop zone”? Why is the door of the aricraft opening!?WHAT MADNESS HAVE YOU DRAGGED ME INTO!?

“Well Trilli, now you know why your suit is connected to mine.”

“…No. NO! NONONONONONOAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHH!!!

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“Human Bob, why is Trilli clutching onto you with all four of their arms?”

“Well Xarn, that is something I’d like to call the skydiving incident.“

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