machine jeans

shirts, socks, underwear, and shorts are the “meat” of an outfit because you feed them to the washing machine after one use. jeans, jackets, scarves, and some hats are cartilage because you use them a few times before washing them. shoes, belts, and jewelry are bones because the washing machine cant digest them. this concludes my TED Talk

I keep designing cute outfits and then getting sad that I don’t have them in real life.

There’s some faint backwards text in the background because I doodled this on the back of a school worksheet, not expecting it to end up as a finished marker drawing. Whoops.

After cosette introduced her dad to them; les amis de l'abc accepted jean valjean as their dad weirdly fast and as did valjean like over the course of a week Jean Valjean had unexpectedly adopted 11 college students and 1 ten year old and they all look up to him as a fatherly figure and randomly call him for advice and he is pretty sure that over half of them have him as their emergency contact now. Sometimes the call him and give him life updates like enjolras excitedly calling him one night: “GRANTAIRE ASKED ME OUT TO GET COFFEE TOMORROW!!! Wait what am i supposed to do?” Then proceeded to slightly panic while valjean gave him dating advice and told him to be himself (yesterday grantaire had called him for advice on how to ask out enjolras) and every time they tell him about one of their latest achievements in life he gets this swell of pride in his heart.

He goes to gavroches soccer/football games, grantaires art shows, courfeyracs plays or musicals, every protest he can go to, and every big event that matters to them because even though they arent actually his kids they practically are at this point

anonymous asked:

hi, do you have any recommendations for texts heavily influenced by greek/roman canon (not necessarily straight adaptations but appropriations) in a similar vein to ulysses but hopefully more bearable? sorry if this has been answered ; i tried to quickly skim through your tags but couldn't find anything. thank you !

I do! I would say most of these are direct adaptations nonetheless, but I hope it helps.

Autobiography of Red, Anne Carson
Averno, Louise Glück
Meadowlands, Louise Glück
Memorial, Alice Oswald
Orpheus and Eurydice, Gregory Orr
Sonnets to Orpheus, Rainer Maria Rilke
Roman Elegies, J. W. von Goethe
Endymion, John Keats

The Penelopiad, Margaret Atwood
Kassandra, Christa Wolf
The Secret History, Donna Tartt
Frankenstein, Mary Shelley
Till We Have Faces, C. S. Lewis
Theseus, André Gide
Memoirs of Hadrian, Marguerite Yourcenar 
The Adventures of Telemachus, Fénelon
The Picture of Dorian Gray, Oscar Wilde
The Birth of the Odyssey, Jean Giono

The Flies, Jean-Paul Sartre
Elektra, Jean Giraudoux
Antigone, Jean Anouilh
Phaedra’s Love, Sarah Kane
Phaedra, Jean Racine
Andromache, Jean Racine
Iphigenia Auf Tauris, J. W. von Goethe
Medea, Pierre Corneille
Prometheus Unbound, Percy Bysshe Shelley
The Infernal Machine, Jean Cocteau
Persephone, André Gide

Have fun! 

Hamilton Superhero AU

I’m finally gonna do this so here we go;

These are based on Hero’s and Villains from Marvel and DC universe. They are not the character listed but have the same abilities and powers as the character.

-Alexander is the grandson of the lovely Storm from the X-Men
-John Laurens is kinda like Spiderman power wise
-Hercules Mulligan is like Luke Cage with his power
-Lafayette is like Iron Fist and came to America to help out
-Peggy is Black Widow. Enough said.
-Eliza has Scarlet Witch’s powers
-Angelica is in all honesty is Wonder Woman
-Aaron Burr is Daredevil but not blind
-George Washington is obviously Captain America
-Thomas Jefferson is Iron Man. Yeah.
-James Madison is War Machine
-Maria Reynolds is Jean Gray
-Sally Hemmings is Jessica Jones.
Bad Guy time
-King is the Joker
-Samuel Seabury is Harley
-Charles Lee is Magneto
-John Adams is Green Goblin
Please feel free to add on or whatever you want.