mac&milk

prozac

- east of eden // zella day
- amber // 311
- free fallin’ // john mayer
- lost in my bedroom // sky ferreira
- hypnotic // zella day
- first date // blink-182
- spiderwebs // no doubt
- feeling this // blink-182
- big jet plane // angus & julia stone
- do my thang // miley cyrus
- come around // collie budz
- teddy bear // melanie martinez
- smells like teen spirit // noah gundersen
- our july in the rain // he is we
- telegraph ave // childish gambino
- good girls (acoustic) // 5 seconds of summer
- badfish // sublime
- three little birds // bob marley
- nobody’s home // avril lavigne
- girls like girls // hayley kiyoko
- goner // twenty one pilots
- baby // war paint
- mad hatter // melanie martinez
- sk8er boi // avril lavigne
- blood bank // bon iver
- i kissed a girl // william fitzsimmons
- you and your friends // wiz khalifa
- here’s to never growing up // avril lavigne
- she talks too much // elohim
- ace of hearts // zella day
- tag, you’re it // melanie martinez
- sixteen // real friends
- cry baby // melanie martinez
- riot girl // good charlotte
- l$d // a$ap rocky
- not enough // avril lavigne
- easy // son lux
- my happy ending // avril lavigne
- losing grip // avril lavigne
- it wasn’t me // shaggy
- jamming // bob marley
- fall to pieces // avril lavigne
- heart’s on fire (acoustic) // passenger
- soap // melanie martinez
- divorce and the american south // aaron west & the roaring twenties
- just like a pill // p!nk
- who owns my heart // miley cyrus
- hot // avril lavigne
- all the time // jeremih
- sippy cup // melanie martinez
- thank god, sarcastically // bobby meader music
- twin size mattress // the front bottoms
- day is gone // noah gundersen
- dreams // fleetwood mac
- milk and cookies // melanie martinez
- san antonio fading // noah gundersen
- brooklyn baby // lana del rey
- nobody’s fool // avril lavigne
- man down // rihanna
- what’s my age again? // blink-182
- sober // childish gambino
- neon light // blake shelton
- first defeat // noah gundersen
- comlicated // avril lavigne
- fallingforyou // the 1975
- mrs. potato head // melanie martinez
- she’s so mean // matchbox 20
- day n’ night // kid cudi
- permanent december // miley cyrus
- training wheels // melanie martinez
- alphabet boy // melanie martinez
- d.j.’s // sublime
- compass // zella day
- in my room // knuckle puck
- play date // melanie martinez
- stressed out // twenty one pilots
- cake // melanie martinez
- ashtrays and heartbreaks // snoop lion
- angel with a shotgun // the cab
- bouncing off the walls // sugarcult
- like real people do // hozier
- don’t wanna be your girl // wet
- pacify her // melanie martinez
- she’s kinda hot // 5 seconds of summer
- new americana // halsey

Things I wholeheartedly believe about the IPRE Part 3

The twins have cookbooks (hear me out ok)


They bring their regular cookbooks on the Starblaster initially, catagorized to entrees, appetizers, main courses, the works


But when their century long adventure begins, well


Then they get creative


They have competions each cycle to see who can make the best dish using only the things found on the planet


They don’t tell the crew


They decide the winner between themselves using an intricate scoring system based on how many servings Magnus eats plus the ratio of Lucretia’s hmms to Davenport’s sighs


It’s the most mathematical Taako ever gets


But they also have sections based on death


They cook certain comfort foods based on who’s passed and who’s left (If Magnus dies it’s BBQ all the way baby, just how he’d like it. Lucretia’s death involves wine-lots of it. Barry’s death is usually mac and cheese, and if Lup will leave her room long enough, also beer. Merle’s death is a veggie burger and Davenport is ice cream and coffee-they don’t know why)


They never prepare anything for when the other passes


They also have foods for times when they’re doing repairs, or if one of them is hopped up enough to do something with the food (like throw it), or when the Hunger is about to strike so no one can go in the kitchen for the next few days because they have to be ready, always ready.


Once when Lup falls asleep in the kitchen while talking to Barry over the late night snack he decides to explore


He finds Taako’s cookbook under the toaster oven and flips through it amazed (they all thought that the twins just knew what they wanted-no one expected a method to their madness)


And then he hits a page


It’s a mac and cheese recipe (milk free, bless that elf)


In the list of vegetables that are added there’s a pink circle under a few and the words


For when Lup wants sexy times with her denim boy-natural Viagra amirite sis ❤


Barry chokes back a scream and pushes it back into it’s hiding spot


(Flash forward a whole apocalypse later and when Lup gets her body back, what do you think they ate first? 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏 😏)

Little 101: Little Space block

Hello everyone, your friendly neighborhood TonberryKitten here bringing you another 101. This will mostly be about having a little space block and some ways to try and help yourself into little space. This is helpful for those who don’t have a caregiver to help you into little space.

What is a Little Space Block?

Have you ever heard the term writer's block? well, its the same thing but with your little space. It’s the inability to enter the headspace of being a little. 

Why does this happen?

It could be any number of reasons. It could be due to stress, time restrictions, or just a funk. We all have those times in our life where we know we want to do something but just can’t get into it. And that is okay! Don’t stress about it stressing makes it worse!

Does it mean that I can’t be little again?

Absolutely not! IF you want to be little again when the block is released then you be little! Nothing in this world means the end of little space unless you want it to end. 

I am in a little block what do I do?

-Don’t stress! Or don’t stress more. Sometimes stress will create the block even when your little space is used to cope. So try not to stress.

-Relax. Take some deep breaths. In for the count of 10 and out for the count of ten. Once you find your mind is settled and clear things should be a bit easier for you. Also maybe taking a bubble bath!

-Try between space. It’s what happens when you are both big and little at the same time. You can find my post about it [here] .

- Get comfy! Nice loose clothing, something that reminds you of being little…maybe a comfy fluffy blanket. Try to make it things that you would use in little space

- Watch your favorite little movie, show, etc or listen to your favorite little space music!

-Stuffie cuddles are always the best around these times….or anytime

-Make yourself a meal that your little would enjoy! Dino nuggets, princess milk, mac and cheese!

- Look at your favorite little blogs on Tumblr!

What if these don’t work?

Don’t worry you can try again another time but please please please don’t stress about it! Let it come as naturally as possible. Think of Mulan when the Emporer says No matter how much the wind howls the mountain will not bow to it. The more you try and howl at your block the more it won’t budge.

Well, that is it for now. At least it is all that I can think of. If you would like to add to it feel free to send me an ask or message me. Even replying to this works. I am happy to take suggestions for any Caregiver or little 101s you would like to see. To find more you can search my blog for tonberrykitten101s or visit [my masterlist] . Until next time my beautiful TonKits

anonymous asked:

I keep thinking about GOB and Mac tbh. and I just found a parallel! when Lucille 2 was like "you're embarrassed to be with me!" and he was like "no I like being with you I just don't wanna be seen with you!" is totally like when Carmen thought Mac was embarrassed to be dating her but it was only being seen with her that bothered him ~softcharlie

honestly gob and mac are so alike i can think of at least 3 more parallels

  • they both have a special interest that they’re not good at and it also annoys everyone else who knows them (gob = magic; mac = karate)
  • they both had sex with another man without realizing that it was sex with another man (gob = tony wonder; mac = trevor taft)
  • they both go by a 3-letter name that’s essentially a shortened form of their real name
  • they both have a terrible sense of fashion and plenty of iconic staples in their wardrobe (gob = all of his stripper outfits; mac = his black duster, his dumb blue pants, etc)
  • they’re both entrepreneurially minded (gob = gobias industries; mac = fight milk)
  • they’re both dramatic and needy as hell
Sahhhhhh dude

Hello, my name is Dan, or Danny, also fuckface that’s cool. I’m the newest mod and also the dankest one around these here back allys of arbys.

There’s not much to me, I’m a smol bean that likes to make people smile. I do a weekly bowling tournament for kids and I volunteer a heck ton with a youth program when schooling starts up after summer. I like mac & cheese, milk, and dogs.

I’m also a mod on the Dsg server so y'all who aren’t on should come and join the fun! We’ve got love and friendship {and sin 👌🏻} -Dan //my main @misspanda28
MAC Lipstick Dupes

Here is a list of all the MAC Lipstick dupes I have collected or found out myself. Sometimes, you really want the color a MAC Lipstick has but don’t want to spend $15+ on it. I love lipsticks, and if I can have every beautiful color out there while saving money on them, why wouldn’t I? Now, these products may not have the same formula or finish as their more expensive counterpart, but they have pretty much the same color/may be darker or lighter a smidge.

Without hesitation, I present to you:

MAC SNOB // REVLON PRIMROSE

MAC CREME CUP // AVON ULTRA COLOR RICH COLLECTION IN THE SHADE POUT // REVLON TWINKLE PINK 

MAC ANGEL // RIMMEL AIRY FAIRY // WET AND WILD 901B

MAC CHATTERBOX // MILANI COLOR STATEMENT LIPSTICK IN FRUIT PUNCH

MAC VEGAS FOLD // NYX HAUTE MELON ROUND LIPSTICKS

MAC IMPASSIONED // MILANI FLAMINGO POSE

MAC HONEY LOVE // WET AND WILD BARE IT ALL

MAC HUG ME // MILANI NATURALLY CHIC

MAC CYBER // REVLON VAVA VIOLET

MAC REBEL // WET AND WILD SUGAR PLUM FAIRY

MAC VIVA GLAM NICKI // WET AND WILD PINKERBELL

MAC GIRL ABOUT TOWN // COVERGIRL SPELLBOUND

MAC CANDY YUM YUM // MAYBELLINE VIVIDS FUSCIA FLASH // MILANI ROSE HIP

MAC COSTA CHIC // NYX MARGARITA LIPSTICK

MAC CRAVING // MILANI PLUM ROSE

MAC MODESTY // NYX THALIA

MAC HUE // MAYBELLINE NUDE NUANCES

MAC RUSSIAN RED // SONIA KASHUK GEISHA

MAC SHY GIRL // REVLON JUST ENOUGH BUFF // RIMMEL NUDE DELIGHT

MAC PINK NOUVEAU // REVLON STORMY PINK

MAC RAVISHING // REVLON SMOKED PEACH

MAC CHERISH // RIMMEL KATE MOSS NUMBER 3

MAC SPEED DIAL // NYX PARIS

MAC SYRUP // AVON PLUM CRAZE

MAC VIVA GLAM GAGA 2 // NYX CIRCE

MAC WAY TO LOVE // MAYBELLINE SUGAR PLUM ICE

MAC WIN-WIN // NYX STRAWBERRY MILK

MAC VELVET TEDDY // REVLON SMOKED PEACH

MAC GLAMOUR ERA // COVERGIRL DELISH

MAC BOMBSHELL // NYX GEORGIA

MAC BRICK // NYX DEEP RED 844

- I will be updating this list as time goes on -

anonymous asked:

Been sick for 4 months and just found out it's a new allergy to milk. Plz help. I can't even have some types of gum bc it has traces of milk proteins and my throat and face will swell. How do u live like this bE MY MENTOR

Well I became allergic to milk when I was 11 so I know what it’s like to have to give it up. This is what I’ve learned:

  • Never trust anything homemade by someone unless you are sure and even then question more. You’d be astonished by how many times people have told me there was no dairy and then say something like “Wait, butter is made from milk???”
  • Get very use to reading labels on packages and the allergy warnings. 
  • Be aware that quickly grabbing something to eat isn’t an option sometimes, so plan ahead.
  • Don’t let anyone fool you. You can fucking order pizza with no cheese and toppings and it can be great. I get no cheese and hamburger all the time. 
  • Oreos have no dairy. Don’t think about it too much just eat your goddamn oreos. 
  • As bad as it is, McDonalds, for a quick burger with no cheese and fries, has proven safe for me so far in my life.  
  • There is a company called “Dariya” that sells milk free mac & cheese that tastes great. If you have a Trader Joe’s store near you their soy ice cream is the bomb dot com. 
  • On the same note of good tasting things, there are two types of companies that makes allergy friendly food. There are the ones that genuinely want to make you a tasty allergy friendly snack and there are the ones that produce food that tastes like cardboard but hey who cares? They just get to slap a higher price sticker on it. 
  • Still on that note, Rice Dream dairy free ice cream can suck my dick. 
  • Restaurants always make a huge deal out of if you tell them you have an allergy. I’m not kidding half the time they send the chef to see you about the dish so they don’t get sued over your anaphylactic ass. It can get annoying.
  • Epipens are great. 
  1. You just walked out of your house and forgot something, what is it?
  2. Marijuana or alcohol? 
  3. Who or what were you in your previous 3 lives?
  4. If you had to choose your starter Pokemon without knowing which generation, what type would it be?
  5. Immediately after you were born both your parents had sex change operations so your mom is actually your dad and you dad is actually your mom. How do you react?
  6. You get to switch bodies with anyone you want in the world for one week Freaky Friday style, who do you choose?
  7. How long would you last in a slasher flick?
  8. Would you rather own the most comfortable shoes in the world that are also the most ugly or the most aesthetically pleasing shoes in the world that are also the most uncomfortable?
  9. You are allowed to punch anyone you want in the face and they won’t retaliate or press charges ever but the whole world will see, who do you punch?
  10. Do you sleep facing a door or a wall?
  11. Think of any random person, that person is now dead. How do you feel?
  12. Let it Be or Let it Bleed?
  13. Would you rather rule the world or have an impartial and morally undeniable force do the same?
  14. You can cancel any television series currently airing and the episodes will never be aired again, what series do you choose?
  15. You can bring back any television series that was cancelled or ended, what series do you choose?
  16. Have you ever sent yourself an anonymous message to seem popular?
  17. Describe your high school experiences (thus far) in one word
  18. Do you know what Homestuck is? if so, please explain in detail.
  19. What Lantern Corps do you belong to?
  20. How many notes did your most popular post on Tumblr get?
  21. What is your opinion on “Tumblr Social Justice” and the “Social Justice Warriors?”
  22. Who is your favourite Ninja Turtle?
  23. What time is it?
  24. Download or stream?
  25. When was the last time you had sex/masturbated?
  26. Would you rather have gills that can breath in all water or be able to fly?
  27. Who would win in a fight, the Incredible Hulk or Superman?
  28. My crush’s name is:
  29. I was born in: 
  30.  I am really: 
  31. My cellphone company is: 
  32. My eye color is: 
  33. My shoe size is: 
  34. My ring size is: 
  35. My height is: 
  36. I am allergic to: 
  37. My 1st car was: 
  38. My 1st job was: 
  39. Last book you read: 
  40. My bed is: 
  41. My pet: 
  42. My best friend: 
  43.  My favorite shampoo is: 
  44.  Xbox or ps3: 
  45.  Piggy banks are: 
  46. In my pockets: 
  47. On my calendar: 
  48. Marriage is: 
  49. Spongebob can: 
  50. My mom: 
  51. The last three songs I bought were? 
  52. Last YouTube video watched: 
  53.  How many cousins do you have? 
  54. Do you have any siblings? 
  55.  Are your parents divorced? 
  56. Are you taller than your mom? 
  57. Do you play an instrument? 
  58. What did you do yesterday?
    [ I Believe In ] 
  59. Love at first sight: 
  60. Luck: 
  61. Fate: 
  62. Yourself: 
  63. Aliens: 
  64. Heaven: 
  65.  Hell: 
  66. God: 
  67.  Horoscopes: 
  68.  Soul mates: 
  69. Ghosts: 
  70. Marriage Equality: 
  71.  War: 
  72.  Orbs:
  73. Magic:
    [ This or That ] 
  74. Hugs or Kisses: 
  75. Drunk or High: 
  76. Phone or Online: 
  77. Red heads or Black haired:
  78. Blondes or Brunettes: 
  79. Hot or cold: 
  80. Summer or winter: 
  81. Autumn or Spring: 
  82. Chocolate or vanilla: 
  83. Night or Day: 
  84. Oranges or Apples: 
  85. Curly or Straight hair:
  86. McDonalds or Burger King: 
  87. White Chocolate or Milk Chocolate: 
  88. Mac or PC: 
  89. Flip flops or high heals: 
  90. Ugly and rich OR sweet and poor: 
  91. Coke or Pepsi: 
  92. Buried or cremated:
  93. Singing or Dancing: 
  94.  Small town or Big city: 
  95. Wal-Mart or Target: 
  96. Manicure or Pedicure: 
  97. East Coast or West Coast:
  98. Your Birthday or Christmas: 
  99. Chocolate or Flowers: 
  100. Disney or Six Flags: 
  101. Yankees or Red Sox:
    [ Here’s What I Think About ] 
  102.  War:
  103. George Bush: 
  104. Marriage Equality: 
  105. The presidential election: 
  106. Abortion:
  107. Reality TV: 
  108. Parents:
  109. Back stabbers:
  110. Ebay: 
  111. Facebook: 
  112. Work: 
  113. My Neighbors: 
  114. Gas Prices: 
  115. Designer Clothes: 
  116. College: 
  117. Sports: 
  118. My family: 
  119. The future:
    [ Last time I ] 
  120. Hugged someone: 
  121. Last time you ate: 
  122. Saw someone I haven’t seen in awhile: 
  123. Cried in front of someone: 
  124. Went to a movie theater: 
  125. Took a vacation: 
  126. Swam in a pool: 
  127. Changed a diaper: 
  128. Got my nails done: 
  129. Went to a wedding: 
  130. Broke a bone:
  131. Broke the law: 
  132. Texted: 
    [ MISC ] 
  133. Who makes you laugh the most:
  134. Something I will really miss when I leave home is: 
  135. The last movie I saw: 
  136. The thing that I’m looking forward to the most: 
  137. The thing im not looking forward to: 
  138. People call me: 
  139. The most difficult thing to do is: 
  140. I have gotten a speeding ticket: 
  141. My zodiac sign is: 
  142. The first person i talked to today was: 
  143. First time you had a crush: 
  144. The one person who i can’t hide things from: 
  145. Last time someone said something you were thinking: 
  146. Right now I am talking to: 
  147. What are you going to do when you grow up: 
  148. I have/will get a job: 
  149. Tomorrow: 
  150. Today: 
  151. Next Summer: 
  152. Next Weekend: 
  153. I have these pets: 
  154. The worst sound in the world:
  155. The person that makes me cry the most is: 
  156.  People that make you happy: 
  157. Last time I cried: 
  158. My friends are: 
  159. My computer is: 
  160. My School: 
  161. My Car: 
  162. I lose all respect for people who: 
  163. The movie I cried at was: 
  164. Your hair color is: 
  165. TV shows you watch: 
  166.  Favorite web site: 
  167. Your dream vacation: 
  168. The worst pain I was ever in was: 
  169. How do you like your steak cooked: 
  170. My room is: 
  171. My favorite celebrity is: 
  172. Where would you like to be:
  173. Do you want children: 
  174. Ever been in love: 
  175. Who’s your best friend: 
  176. More guy friends or girl friends: 
  177. One thing that makes you feel great is:
  178. One person that you wish you could see right now: 
  179. Do you have a 5 year plan: 
  180. Have you made a list of things to do before you die: 
  181. Have you pre-named your children: 
  182. Last person I got mad at: 
  183. I would like to move to: 
  184. I wish I was a professional:
    [ My Favorites ] 
  185. Candy: 
  186. Vehicle: 
  187. President: 
  188. State visited: 
  189. Cellphone provider: 
  190. Athlete: 
  191. Actor: 
  192. Actress: 
  193. Singer: 
  194. Band: 
  195. Clothing store: 
  196. Grocery store: 
  197. TV show: 
  198. Movie: 
  199. Website: 
  200. Animal: 
  201. Theme park: 
  202. Holiday: 
  203. Sport to watch: 
  204. Magazine: 
  205. Book: 
  206. Day of the week: 
  207. Beach: 
  208. Concert attended: 
  209. Thing to cook: 
  210. Food: 
  211. Restaurant: 
  212. Radio station: 
  213. Yankee candle scent: 
  214. Perfume: 
  215. Flower: 
  216. Color: 
  217. Talk show host: 
  218. Comedian: 
  219. Dog breed: 
  220. Would you have sex with the last person you text messaged?
  221. You talked to an ex today, correct?
  222. Have you taken someones virginity?
  223. Is trust a big issue for you?
  224. Did you hang out with the person you like recently?
  225. What are you excited for?
  226. What happened tonight?
  227. Do you think it’s disgusting when girls get really wasted?
  228. Is confidence cute?
  229. What is the last beverage you had?
  230. How many people of the opposite sex do you fully trust?
  231. Do you own a pair of skinny jeans?
  232. What are you gonna do Saturday night?
  233. What are you going to spend money on next?
  234. Are you going out with the last person you kissed?
  235. Do you think you’ll change in the next 3 months?
  236. Who do you feel most comfortable talking to about anything?
  237. The last time you felt broken?
  238. Have you had sex today?
  239. Are you starting to realize anything?
  240. Are you in a good mood?
  241. Would you ever want to swim with sharks?
  242. Are your eyes the same color as your dad’s?
  243. What do you want right this second?
  244. What would you say if the person you love/like kissed another girl/boy?
  245. Is your current hair color your natural hair color?
  246. Would you be able to date someone who doesn’t make you laugh?
  247. What was the last thing that made you laugh?
  248. Do you really, truly miss someone right now?
  249. Does everyone deserve a second chance?
  250. Honestly, do you hate the last boy you were talking to?
  251. Does the person you have feelings for right now, know you do?
  252. Are you one of those people who never drinks soda?
  253. Listening to?
  254. Do you ever write in pencil anymore?
  255. Do you know where the last person you kissed is?
  256. Do you believe in love at first sight?
  257. Who did you last call?
  258. Who was the last person you danced with?
  259. Why did you kiss the last person you kissed?
  260. When was the last time you ate a cupcake?
  261. Did you hug/kiss one of your parents today?
  262. Ever embarrass yourself in front of a crush?
  263. Do you tan in the nude?
  264. If you could, would you take back your last kiss?
  265. Did you talk to someone until you fell asleep last night?
  266. Who was the last person to call you? 
  267. Do you sing in the shower?
  268. Do you dance in the car?
  269. Ever used a bow and arrow?
  270. Last time you got a portrait taken by a photographer?
  271. Do you think musicals are cheesy?
  272. Is Christmas stressful?
  273. Favorite type of fruit pie?
  274. Occupations you wanted to be when you were a kid?
  275. Do you believe in ghosts?
  276. Ever have a Deja-vu feeling?
  277. Take a vitamin daily?
  278. Wear slippers?
  279. Wear a bath robe?
  280. What do you wear to bed?
  281. First concert?
  282. Nike or Adidas?
  283. Cheetos Or Fritos?
  284. Peanuts or Sunflower seeds?
  285. Favorite Taylor Swift song?
  286. Ever take dance lessons?
  287. Is there a profession you picture your future spouse doing?
  288. Can you curl your tongue?
  289. Ever won a spelling bee?
  290. Have you ever cried because you were so happy?
  291. What is your favorite book?
  292. Do you study better with or without music?
  293. Regularly burn incense?
  294. Ever been in love?
  295. Who would you like to see in concert?
  296. What was the last concert you saw?
  297. Hot tea or cold tea?
  298.  Tea or coffee?
  299.  Favorite type of cookie?
  300. Can you swim well?
  301. Can you hold your breath without holding your nose?
  302. Are you patient?
  303. DJ or band, at a wedding?
  304. Ever won a contest?
  305. Ever have plastic surgery?
  306. Opinions on sex before marriage?
  307. Best room for a fireplace?
  308. Put your iTunes on shuffle. Give me the first 6 songs that pop up.
  309. If you could meet anyone on this earth, who would it be?
  310. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 23, give me line 17.
  311. What do you think about most?
  312. Ever had a poem or song written about you?
  313. Do you have any strange phobias?
  314. What’s your religion?
  315. If you are outside, what are you most likely doing?
  316. Simple but extremely complex. Favorite band?
  317. What was the last lie you told?
  318. Do you believe in karma?
  319. What does your URL mean?
  320. What is your greatest weakness; your greatest strength?
  321. Who is your celebrity crush?
  322. How do you vent your anger?
  323. Do you have a collection of anything?
  324. Are you happy with the person you’ve become?
  325. What’s a sound you hate; sound you love?
  326. What’s your biggest “what if”?
  327. Do you believe in ghosts? 
  328. How about aliens?
  329. Stick your right arm out; what do you touch first? 
  330. Do the same with your left arm.
  331. Smell the air. What do you smell?
  332. What’s the worst place you have ever been to?
  333. Most attractive singer/s of your opposite gender?
  334. To you, what is the meaning of life?
  335. Do you drive? If so, have you ever crashed?
  336. What was the last movie you saw?
  337. What’s the worst injury you’ve ever had?
  338. Do you have any obsessions right now?
  339. Ever had a rumor spread about you?
  340. Do you tend to hold grudges against people who have done you wrong?
  341. What is your astrological sign?
  342. What’s the last thing you purchased?
  343. In a relationship?
  344. How many relationships have you had?
  345. What is your secret weapon to get someone to like you?
  346. Where is your best friend?
  347. What were you doing last night at 12 AM?
  348. Are you the kind of friend you would want to have as a friend?
  349. You are walking down the street on your way to work. There is a dog drowning in the canal on the side of the street. Your boss has told you if you are late one more time you get fired. What do you do?
  350. You are at the doctor’s office and she has just informed you that you have approximately one month to live. a) Do you tell anyone/everyone you are going to die? b) What do you do with your remaining days? c) Would you be afraid?
  351. What’s a song that always makes you happy when you hear it?
  352. In your opinion, what makes a great relationship?
  353. How can I win your heart?
  354. Can insanity bring on more creativity?
  355. What is the single best decision you have made in your life so far?
  356. What would you want to be written on your tombstone?
  357. Give me the first thing that comes to mind when you hear the word “heart.”
  358. Basic question; what’s your favorite color/colors?
  359. What is your current desktop picture?
  360. If you could press a button and make anyone in the world instantaneously explode, who would it be?
  361. What would be a question you’d be afraid to tell the truth on?
  362. You accidentally eat some radioactive vegetables. They were good, and what’s even cooler is that they endow you with the super-power of your choice! What is that power?
  363. You can re-live any point of time in your life. The time-span can only be a half-hour, though. What half-hour of your past would you like to experience again?
  364. You can erase any horrible experience from your past. What will it be?
  365. You have the opportunity to sleep with the music-celebrity of your choice. Who would it be?
  366. You just got a free plane ticket to anywhere. You have to depart right now. Where are you gonna go?
  367. Ever been on a plane?
  368. Give me your top 5 hottest celebrities.
  369. if someone wanted to really understand you, what would they read, watch, and listen to?
  370. have you ever found a writer who thinks just like you? if so, who?
  371. list your fandoms and one character from each that you identify with.
  372. do you like your name?  is there another name you think would fit you better?
  373. do you think of yourself as a human being or a human doing? do you identify yourself by the things you do?
  374. are you religious/spiritual?
  375. do you care about your ethnicity?
  376. what musical artists have you most felt connected to over your lifetime?
  377. are you an artist?
  378. do you have a creed?
  379. describe your ideal day.
  380. dog person or cat person?
  381. inside or outdoors?
  382. are you a musician?
  383. five most influential books over your lifetime.
  384. if you’d grown up in a different environment, do you think you’d have turned out the same?
  385. would you say your tumblr is a fair representation of the “real you”?
  386. what’s your patronus?
  387. which Harry Potter house would you be in? or are you a muggle?
  388. would you rather be in Middle Earth, Narnia, Hogwarts, or somewhere else?
  389. do you love easily?
  390. list the top five things you spend the most time doing, in order.
  391. how often would you want to see your family every year?
  392. have you ever felt like you had a “mind-meld” with someone?
  393. could you live as a hermit?
  394. how would you describe your gender/sexuality?
  395. do you feel like your outside appearance is a fair representation of the “real you”?
  396. on a scale from 1 to 10, how hard is it for someone to get under your skin?
  397. three songs that you connect with right now.pick one of your favorite quotes.
  398. Did you answer all these truthfully ?
the signs and their favorite late night snacks/meals

aries: fettuccine alfredo

taurus: crackers

gemini: rice

cancer: mac and cheese

leo: milk and cookies/bread

virgo: soup

libra: potato chips

scorpio: cheez-its

sagittarius: hot cheetos

capricorn: pb+j sandwich   

aquarius: gummy candy

pisces: popcorn

friends!

name: vitya / vaska


age(bio age and reg age): bio age 17 and i age regress to 7!


gender/pronouns: agender they/he/it


about you: i love to colour! i sleep a lot and love yaks! i love building with blocks and playing with toys, i collect lots of toys and also gemstones! i love going to school and watching old cartoons too! my favourite snack is mac n cheese and milk! i’m also fictionkin


interests: naps, cheburashka, cooking, toys, colouring, making friends


pet peeves: gross kinksters!


blog url: russianpreschool


what you’re looking for(caretaker, friend, babysitter, etc.): friends!


preferences (things you prefer in this person such as age, gender, platonic/romantic, etc.): just be kind!


extra info: i speak russian and english and i’m mentally and physically ill

‘she’s my child ‘ ~ Nate M. Imagine (requested

‘Babe can you pleas change her diaper ?” you said trying to put on your finishing touches of your makeup . ‘yeah sure’  Nate said picking up Lyla and taking her to the changing table .

‘we need to go food shopping  ‘ you said looking into the fridge , ‘well than we can go ‘ Nate got up wrapping his arms around you seeing that you were stressed ‘no it’s almost her bed time and she’s going to be cranky in the store ; you were on the verge of a Mental break down . ‘how about you go and I stay ere with her ‘ Nate gave you a kiss on the forehead . you looked up racking a smile ‘you sure ?’ you asked ‘yes now get your ass to the store too cook me some dinner “ Nate joked . ‘you get your ass to my daughter and make sure she get’s to bed ‘ you ran to your bedroom to get your shoes and jacket . 

‘Mac and cheese , Milk , Ice cream and baby food ‘ were just a few things you red off your list . as you were making your way through the isles  you heard a familiar voice ‘Y/n ‘ you turned in shock your jaw dropped . ‘what are you doing here  you filled with anger . ‘I got out of Jail and this is my home town ‘ he walked closer , But you stepped back ‘ how my baby ? he asked obnoxious as usual ‘she’s not your baby and she’s doing great but you don;t have the right to know ! ‘ you spat back thinking of the way he just left Lyla . ‘yes she is my child i helped make her ‘ you could tell he was getting upset but you were no ,longer scared ‘yeah by being a horny jack ass ‘ you spat turning to your cart to continue shopping ‘excuse me , I treated you like a queen I just got caught ‘’ you continued walking not wanting to make a scene in your neighborhood grocery store . you rushed through shopping but still managed to get everything .

you walked into you apartment to hear loud foot steps in your room that Lyla slept in . you put down the bag’s to investigate as you walked closer ‘Lyla pleas put your clothes back on ‘ Nate said you laughed to yourself . you walked in your room to see Lyla running around Naked you gasped in shock ‘ what is going on here ?’ you put your hand on your hips pretending to be stern . you walked closer to Lyla to where she got the giggles and busted out laughing . you got her dressed and put to bed .

you and Nate were snuggled on the couch he was rubbing his hand up and down your shoulder watching the tv ‘guess what happened ?” you sat up ‘what?’ Nate questioned you made your way to his lap .

‘I sae Lyla’s dad at the store ‘ you sighed out of stress ‘what! are you okay ?’ Nate questioned ‘I’m fine , just nervous ‘ you wrapped your arms around hi neck . ‘for what ?’ Nate wrapped his arms around your waste ‘he could try and pull something and your here but not you know what i mean ?’ you looked up hoping he understood but his face said it all ‘like your here during the day and sometimes spend the night but you at the studio all the time , and I don’t want my fear to get in the way of your dreams ‘ you admitted .

‘Baby , I’ll stay here more often and you guys can come to the studio I don’t want you sleeping in fear of something happening ‘ Nate consoled you ‘thank you , I love you ‘ you bent in for a kiss that quickly deepened Nate wanted more his hands traveled to the him of your sweat pants trying to tug them down ‘not tonight ! ‘ you said letting go of the kiss ‘why not ? Nate questioned . ‘one bedroom apartment and baby in the next room ‘ you said feeling bad ‘sorry !’ Nate said clearly upset ‘no don’t be it’s a normal couple thing and we just can’t do it as often because we aren’t a normal couple ‘ you gave him a sweet kiss he smiled . When you and Nate were headed to bed you just didn’t feel safe unless your baby was in your arms you got out if bed and got lyla she fussed a little but fell a sleep as soon as you laid her in between you and Nate .

it was e few weeks and you were feeling more safe because you haven’t seen Lylas dad , you woke up to see Lyla’s feet in Nate face you took a picture and got up to  use the restroom .as the day went on you got mail most were bills , but one was a full custody letter . your heart broke you almost fell into tears you didn’t want to pen the letter .

you ran to Nate for comfort and just gave him a hug ‘what’s wrong lil mama ?’ you gave him the Letter .

‘He can’t do this that sick son of a bitch ‘ you filled wit no longer sadness but with anger, 

‘Babe he’s not going to get her he has a criminal record and has only laid eyes on her once the court won’t do that ‘ Nate re assured me ‘your right I have a better chance , but the fact that they even let him try and take this to court is what worries me ‘ you were trying to hold back your tears .

‘He is going to take Lyla from you he has no money and he got into some things ‘ Nate pulled you into a strong hug . you nodded and tried to relax the rest of the day .

it was the final day of court where the jury was going to decided. you had a really good lawyer , so you walked into the court room confident when you walked in you sat down and looked to see Nate behind you smiling you smiled back . after 15 minutes of waiting a police officer went to whisper to the Judge . ‘due to R/G/N being arrested y/n has full custody of Lyla and  R/G/N has no visitation rights ‘ He banged his mallet you bursted into tears you hugged you Lawyer and than Nate . 

you two were out getting lunch to celebrate with Lyla , ‘thank you ‘ you said taking a bite of your food ‘for what ?’ Nate asked ‘for being ere for me and Lyla and being the father figure she never had ‘ You began to blush ‘your welcome baby I could never leave you two ‘ he gave lyla a kiss but instead she threw her sippy cup on the floor ‘terrible 2′s here we come ‘ you sighed . 

I hope you liked this imagine as much as I do!  Sorry for any mistakes