can i PLEASE get some damien headcanons i love my hot goth daddy
- right off the bat I’m gonna say that damien’s had top surgery?? if ur telling me that damien wears a long sleeve shirt, a dark colored vest, a cape, AND a binder u got me fucked up do you know how hot that is??? to be wearing all day????
- damien’s a kid at heart. wanna know why???????????? damien got the sads one day so he and dadsona built a huge pillow and blanket fort where they cuddled all day. all. day.
- when damien got his cloak he initially stitched secret pockets into it so he could do….. magic tricks. that’s right. but now he doesn’t really have time to practice any cool magic tricks so he just uses the pockets for practicality? like on that date where he whips out an entire picnic from his cloak? he’s very proud of his pockets
- his library is full of but not limited to: classic Victorian literature (a section he usually takes his guests to so he can impress them), the naruto fanfiction (dadsona only found it probably cause damien was just. ‘ohgodtheresthishotdadinmyhouseihopehelikesme’ and he got distracted), those popular teen books (harry potter, percy jackson, etc from when he tried to get lucien into reading), some more literature from his private collection (you know that book called Fangirl? yeah, basically that genre, but an entire section of it)
- damien likes going out to his garden and saying hello to his gargoyles. he named them ridiculous things (“how are you, Wilhelmina?” “such a fine eve, isn’t it, Kakashi?”) and whenever someone says something rude about his gargoyles he covers their ears (“oh Adelaide, don’t listen to them, you’re gorgeous”) and he love them cause they’re the closest thing in his house he can get to a dog
- one time lucien convinced him to wear fake vampire teeth to a cookout to scare Robert and when he opened his mouth robert kinda… was amazed? like he pulled on lucien’s teeth so he could see them better. then damien said “boo” and Robert screamed and fell on his ass and lucien got the whole thing on video. damien felt so bad afterwards. he made robert an ‘im sorry’ bouquet (robert kept it, it was the first time anyone gave him flowers)
- he has really high pitched hiccups and sneezes that are so adorable but he’s really embarrassed about it. whenever he starts hiccuping uncontrollably around dadsona, and dadsona just hugs him and tells him how cute he is, all damien can do to cope is bury his face in his hands and hope dadsona doesn’t see how red his face is. give this man the love he deserves
- damien!!!!! knows!!!!!! french!!!!!!! or at least he used to be fluent. he knows a few phrases and could probably get his way around France. he learned it when he was young cause he was obsessed with the language of love and… idk… if you speak to him in french he’ll blush… even if you say something simple like “yo dude the mac is done homie” in french it’ll still give him butterflies. bonus points if dadsona is french.
- damien takes scorching hot showers. you tried to join him one time but you ended up getting third degree burns. meanwhile damien is totally fine?? ? and he just stands there on the hottest setting?? like it’s nothing????? damien loves it??