mac is me. i am mac

fifth harmony: *performs at a pride event*

me: *draws fifth harmony in a pride parade*

Shades Of Brown

Make up by @mac-cosimetics

Thank you to all  creators! 

Also I am nearly at 1,000 followers !!

-simptons x

maybe this is just a lot of wishful thinking but

based off that promo I’m imagining an episode like “the gang drags Mac back out of the closet”

where they have become fed up with Mac being closeted again after he finally came out

and it includes the gang dragging Mac to a strip club and getting him a lap dance from a dude

and also a frustrated Dennis being like “okay I didn’t want to have to do this but I am obviously the most attractive man you’ve ever seen, so I am going to give you a strip tease if it means you’ll finally come out of the damn closet”

don’t let me down rcg

why Dennis says he hates Mac a lot (imo!)

“Mac makes me feel a lot!!! I must hate him. I love Dee and that sibling love must be the Only Possible Way To Love” (note: not in a deedennis way u fuck heads)

“If I loved Mac that would be weird because he’s gay and probably in love with me already and he hasn’t tried to bang me so that must mean that he thinks I’m disgusting so he is an idiot because I am perfect I hate him so much why does he hate me”

my gf once said something along the lines of Dennis’s attraction to Mac “Mac must be terrible in bed as a gay guy. I mean he has no core strength. If *I* was banging him, HYPOTHETICALLY, id probably have to ride him which would be *dreamy stare* horrible. Also he would come in ten seconds. Also he would be so gay afterwards which would be awful and I would hate that a lot bc that’s big scary emotions”

“Mac doesn’t live up to the standards of the idealized version I have created in my head OH WAIT he came out and now more closely fits my vision of him?? Scary and Bad”

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Nate and Sophie were out on a date, so Eliot, Hardison, and Parker were just hanging out around the restaurant. Hardison was working making the coms better; Parker was scaling the ceiling – again. Eliot was fixing dinner.

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I love how everyone on the team thinks of shiro as the Adult Leader Paladin

tells pidge to eat the vegetables or she’ll never grow taller than her brother and also mac n cheese has no nutrition

but you rly know that he makes 2 boxes of kraft mac n cheese at 3 am because his life is spiraling out of control

pidge turns on the kitchen light like I KNEW IT

shiro has a deer-in-headlights face but then he just turns around and mumbles with his mouth full “im an adult, you cant tell me what to do”

anonymous asked:

stupid theory because im not good at this stuff, but what if dennis always expressing his hate towards Mac is the same as a 9 year old having a crush on his classmate and expressing it by teasing said crush? in my head dennis is like "wow feelings are dumb im dont have feelings for mac because i hate him, look i keep saying i hate mac because feelings are not for me" but its just a facade he pulls in front of the others

that’s not at all a stupid theory! i think there’s some real validity to the idea that dennis uses the pretence of him hating mac to mask any genuine feelings of affection he has for him. take for instance hero or hate crime: 

  • “mac we’re in support of it”
  • “just come on out of the closet, you’ll feel better”
  • “maybe let’s make him pay it tomorrow, you know? let’s let him have this”
  • “i am happy for him”

all of these are objectively loving and considerate statements for dennis to make, and are arguably not what you would say to someone you hate, however during the exchanges that these are found in dennis also says:

  • “we don’t like you either way”
  • “but i do still hate him”

and these to me at least come across as half-hearted footnotes dennis has purposefully created to maintain and reinforce his facade of being above feelings to not only the gang, but to himself as well 

Tag Game

Rules: answer all the questions, add one of your own and tag as many people as there are questions. Tagged by @perksofbeing-a-sprocket (thx hun sorry it took me so long to get this out) <3

1. coke or pepsi: cherry of either

2. Disney or DreamWorks: Didny cuz I love Lilo & Stitch

3. Coffee or tea: bRUH I AM A FUCN TEA CONNOISSEUR  

4. Books or movies: eeehhhhhhhh depends. I loooovvee movies, but I also love reading so much

5. Windows or mac: Mac

6. Dc or marvel: Marvel 

7. Xbox or playstation: PlayStation (Project Diva, Final Fantasy, Kingdom Hearts, Hella major dweeb)

8. Dragon age or mass effect: ???????

9. Night owl or early riser: I tend to be a night owl, but I prefer to be an early riser

10. Cards or chess: Cards

11. Chocolate or vanilla: Chocolate, must be dark tho

12. Vans or converse: yes??

13. Lavellan, Trevelyan, Cadash, or Adaar: wat??

14. Fluff or angst: OH JEZZUS I AM A SUCKER FOR ANGST (#guess who’s procrastinating on LFOR .-. *called out*)

15. Beach or forest: YES OHMY Lo RD but lk beach

16. Dogs or cats: C A T s

17. Clear skies or rain: rAIN

18. Cooking or eating out: ehhhhhhhhhhhh I love to cook but there’s never any ingredients in the house.

19. Spicy or mild food: like mah spice  ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡° )

20. Halloween/Samhain or solstice/yule/christmas: !!!!!CHRISTMAS!!!!!!!! but I lOOOOVVEE Halloween too

21. Would you rather forever be a little too cold or a little too hot: too cold. being too hot makes me feel yucky and gross

22. If you could have a superpower what would it be: hAH invisibility

23. Animation or live action: ya fam\\

24. Paragon or renegade: ????


26. Team cap or team ironman: cap all the way 

27. Fantasy or sci-fi: pls don’t make me choose ;;

28. Do you have 3 or 4 favorite quotes if so what are they: “If you listen to your fears, you will die never knowing what a great person you might have been.” -Robert Schuller /  “ I’ve been around many girls who have been super outgoing. And a lot of times, they would say to me, “Why are you so quiet? What’s wrong with you?” And I’m like, “I don’t know. That’s just the way I am.” So if I found the perfect girl she would totally get that and say, “You’re quiet, and that’s the way I love you.” -Adam Young / “Love is not defined by gender, by sexuality, by anything- it’s about the soul.”- Eddie Redmayne

29. YouTube or netflix: ehhhhhhhh yes??? YouTube probably

30. Harry Potter or percy jackson: bruh. is. this. even. a. fucking. question.

31. When you feel accomplished: when I can sit down at the end of the day with a cup of tea without any anxiety

32. Star wars or star trek: nOOOO DONT MAKE ME CHOOSE DAMMIT

33. Paperback or hardcover books: hardcover <3

34. Fantastic beasts or cured child: Cursed Child???*** uhhhhhfantasticbeasts?

35. Rock or pop music: yes
36. Favorite greek God or goddess: Persephone

37. How many blankets do you sleep with?: too many

I tag: @azurakenway @proudpukwudgie @sinuhmyn-apple @newtynewtnewtimagines @needingsomehogwartsshitupinhere @fantastic-newt @alicecorsairs

For the anon who asked me what a Korean keyboard looks like: here’s a shot of my laptop’s keyboard. As you can see, keyboards over here have both 한글 and the Latin alphabet. To switch back and forth between the two, I have to hit the Caps Lock key, which is a bit of a hassle for someone like me who loves ALL CAPS. I think the layout of the 한글 is pure genius: the consonants are all on the left hand side, the vowels on the right. At the very bottom of the left hand side are the aspirated consonants. On a Mac, to get double consants, you can just hit the character key twice. For non-Macs, you have to hold shift and hit the key. As for how comfortable I am with using this keyboard, I think my typing speed in Korean pretty much matches my typing speed in English, and I never have to look down to locate the right key. Probably my daily Memrise sessions have helped me adapt quickly to the Korean keyboard!