mac and cheese for life

Imagine Your OTP

Person A: When we get married, we need to serve mac and cheese because that’s what I want on the happiest day of my life 

Person B: Did you just say “When” ?!?!? 

Person A: Yeaaaaah…. 

Person B: Did you just propose while talking about mac and cheese? 

Person A: Why yes it looks like I did 

Madison: *texting Thomas* Hey come over!

Jefferson: *texts back* I can’t I have to work late tonight.

Madison: *texts back* I made Mac & Cheese.

Madison: *goes underneath the table*

Jefferson: *Kicks down the door* WHERE?!

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I have only had mac and cheese once in my entire life ever, in my 20′s. The reason for this is it’s not a British thing. In Britain, we don’t really have mac and cheese, and I guess my mum doesn’t really like cheese or creamy things, so she would never eat it or buy it. So, for the whole of my childhood, until I was like 18, no one ever, like, gave me mac and cheese. And then I was in university; you’d think that being a student, it’d be a good thing, and then Phil doesn’t like cheese. I’ve literally… I think it was when I was in America.

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Awake Part 9

Title: Awake

Summary: You had just graduated with a degree in English and thanks to some writing competitions you had gotten noticed and offered the job of a life time right out of school. This job was your dream job, you were going to be a writer for the tv show Supernatural, your favorite tv show. The whole cast and crew are very welcoming and kind and you find yourself making some of the best friendships, specifically with the green eyed actor that plays Dean.

Pairing: Jensen Ackles x Reader

Warnings: language, smut

You and Jensen hugged Jared and Gen bye as you got into different cabs. Jensen placed his hand on your lower back as he led you to the car and you felt your stomach do flip flops. How was it possible for him to make you feel this way with just a gesture; The two of you had been physically affectionate as friends but now every time he touched you whether it was sexual or not it made you nervous and excited at the same time. Jensen slid into the cab after you and you looked up and smiled at him he smiled at you and slid his arm around you pulling you to him. You leaned in to him and rested your head on his shoulder.

“My mom texted me earlier and asked if we would come to dinner tomorrow night?” Jensen said rubbing your arm.

“That sounds really great, but are you sure you want me meeting your family so soon? I mean if you want to go see your family I don’t mind just hangin out at your house-” Jensen cut you off with a kiss.

“I’m ready if you are, we were such good friends first it just feels like we’re a lot further along than we really are if that makes sense” Jensen explained.

“I’m ready” you smiled and kissed him gently, “and that does make sense, I feel the same way” Jensen gave you a huge smile and pulled you into another kiss. When he pulled back the car had stopped in front of a beautiful house that was settled on acres on land, “Jensen this place is beautiful” you said as you got out of the car. He grabbed the bags from the trunk and walked with you up to the front door.

“My room is at the end of that hallway” Jensen walking you into his house. You walked to where he said and into a large master bedroom, it was really hitting you that you were dating a tv star, and someone who was in a much more stable point in their life. You still ate mac and cheese for dinner every night, whenever you tried to cook anything else it basically caught on fire. You were still figuring out how to be an adult and you were dating a full blown adult with nice things and he was an actor. You could feel yourself panicking and looked up and Jensen had noticed it too.

“Are you ok sweetheart?” Jensen said setting your stuff down and walking over to you. You were trying to think what to say when he pulled you too him as he sat down on the bed.

“Yeah I’m ok, I just- I guess I hadn’t really processed it yet that you’re a mature adult that has adult things, like a beautiful house, and I’m fresh out of school and my most grown up thing I own is sexy underwear and wine” Jensen started chuckling a bit at you and you couldn’t help but laugh too even though you weren’t really sure what you were laughing at, “why are you laughing at me you ass?” you asked playfully.

“I am the furthest thing from mature, you of all people should know that” he said smiling and you couldn’t help but giggle, he pulled you closer to him so you were straddling him now on the bed, “I know that there is a bit of an age gap and that we are in different stages in life, but I adore you and the fact that you eat mac and cheese for almost every meal unless I get you pizza or make you pancakes, I love how sweet and innocent you are. I just enjoy being around you, you make me happy. We can move as fast or as slow as you need, but like I said earlier, I’m all in” you smiled at him and felt your worries melt away again.

“I’m all in too. I’m sorry I keep having minor freak outs, I just overthink things.” You said and Jensen laughed.

“You keep forgetting that I know you really well, I already knew that before we started this” He said and you smiled leaning in to kiss him.

“Mmm Jensen what do you say we talk about some of those experiments?” kissing your way down his neck. Jensen moaned as you nipped at his collar bone.

“Let’s take that sweatshirt off of you and your leggings” he said reaching for the hem of your sweatshirt and you lifted your arms up letting him pull the sweatshirt off of you. He let his hands wander over your stomach and ribcage till he reached your breasts. He ran his thumbs under your breasts causing you to bite your lip. He could be so rough but also so gentle and you weren’t sure which was your favorite, “Alright baby girl stand up and take your pants off” he said gruffly.

Feeling a surge of confidence, you decided to test something out, “Yes sir” you said as sexily as you could as you stood up and peeled your leggings off.

“I like that, you should definitely say that more baby girl” he said obviously turned on.

“Mmm yes sir” you said crawling back into lap. Jensen groaned as he rested his face in the crook of your neck. You started to kiss his neck again as you lowered yourself down on his jean clad bulge. You pulled back to kiss Jensen’s face but he stopped you.

“Why don’t you move over to my thigh?” Jensen said with a smirk on his face. You’d forgotten in your drunken haze that you had told him about your thigh riding kink. You bite your lip and looked down shyly.

Jensen lifted your chin to meet his gaze, “Come on sweetheart I would really like to see that. Don’t make me ask again I would hate to have to punish you…” he said gripping your ass tightly.

“But what if I want to be punished?” you said reaching your hands under his shirt.

Jensen groaned and gave your ass a firm smack making you moan, “damn that is hot… we will do more of that later but for now I want you on my thigh, alright?”

“Yes sir” you responded pulling a smile from Jensen. You resituated yourself and lowered yourself on his left thigh. You looked up at him under your lashes feeling your nerves go crazy. He reached his hands out to grip your hips holding you to him. He smirked at you as he flexed his thigh causing you to moan. You started to move your hips trying to hit the right spot with each movement. The friction of your panties and his jeans feeling amazing on your clit. You threw your head back and moaned as you found the right rhythm. Jensen sat up straighter so that he was flush against your chest, he had one hand on your ass and the other on your hip pushing you down onto his thigh. He moved his face to your neck and started to trail bites and kisses, sucking new marks onto your throat. He kissed down to your chest and laid his head down against you watching as you used his thigh, “That’s it baby girl, god you are so sexy, I love watching you fuck yourself on my thigh” he mumbled his grip getting tighter as you went faster. You felt the familiar coil in your stomach starting to build and Jensen noticed your movements becoming sloppier. He used his hands to guide your movements helping you to reach your finish. When you were riding his leg at a fast pace Jensen attached his lips to yours in a bruising kiss. Jensen swallowed your moans as you came feeling you pulse through his jeans. He held you to him letting your relax against his chest. He wrapped you in a tight hug rubbing your back as you came down from your high, “you are definitely doing that again that was so hot” Jensen said and you laughed into his chest and looked up at him and he had a satisfied smirk on his face as he leaned down to kiss you. The kiss started out sweet, but Jensen began to deepen in gently biting your bottom lip and pulling it. You reached your hands up to his neck and pulled him closer to you. The two of you made out like that for a while before you realized he was wearing several more layers than you.

“Jensen you have too many clothes on” you whined pulling his shirt off of him. The two of you pressed up against each other kissing some more. Jensen reached behind you to unhook your bra and you leaned back to help him pull it off. You reached down to unbuckle his belt and unbuttoned his jeans. You moved back and stood up to let him stand up and pull his jeans off. You got down on your knees to pull his boxers off wanting to return the favor but Jensen pulled you back up to him. He licked his lips as he grabbed your panties and pulled them off of you. You looked up at him wondering where this was going.

“Get on the bed and lay on your stomach” you nodded and walked to the bed laying down. Jensen pulled his boxers off and walked over to the bed. He gripped your hips and pulled them up so your ass was up and your chest of to the bed. He pulled his hand back and gave your ass a smack pulling a moan from you. He did that a few more times till your ass was red, “you really are a dirty girl aren’t you?” he said his voice low and husky.

“Mmm yes sir, I’m you’re dirty little girl” you moaned out as he slid two fingers in.

“So wet sweetheart, I’m just going to slide right in” you simply nodded your head not sure if you could speak. Jensen gave himself a few pumps before lining up with your center and pushing in. You moaned loving the way he stretched you. As he pulled in and out of you he leaned forward and reached his arm around to rub circles on your clit. You felt yourself nearing your finish again and you could tell from the way Jensen was moving he was close too.

“harder baby, please-m close” you mumbled out as coherently as you could. He gripped your hips and pulled you up getting a deeper angle hitting your g-spot. You gripped the bedding as you came your walls squeezing Jensen pulling his own finish from him. Jensen continued to thrust through his finish to pull the most pleasure from both of you. As he stopped he leaned over placing a sweet kiss at the nape of your neck. As he walked into the bathroom you rolled over laying on your back. Jensen came back in with a wet washcloth and cleaned you up before laying back down with you. He pulled you to his chest and you cuddled up to him. You sat up on your elbow to look at him

“do you want to take a shower and then maybe get a snack and watch a movie in bed till we fall asleep?” you asked smiling down at him. Jensen shot up and practically tackled you to the bed kissing all over your neck and face making you giggle.

“You are perfect and that sounds perfect” He said as he kissed your nose. And before you knew it he had thrown you over his shoulder and carried you into the bathroom.

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The Peculiar Children as Things That I Said Last Night

Background information: I went to a place out of town Monday morning to look for homes near my university. I had to leave really early (like 4 in the morning) and I didn’t get home until 11 at night. Then, I had to wake up at 9 am to go to work, and I was just exhausted. It resulting in me saying some pretty strange stuff.


Enoch: death sounds good right about now… 

Jacob: fuck adulting, I can live my life off of mac n cheese 

Emma: I’m pretty sure there weren’t any drugs in there. 

Olive: if someone offers you chicken, you take it! 

Millard: it’s scientifically proven that you’re an idiot. 

Horace:  if I die doing this, tell people that my last words were “fuck y'all" 

Claire: what do you mean you won’t wish your fish a happy birthday? 

Bronwyn: can you make sure that I didn’t fuck up my life? I think I did and it’s not even noon.

Shout out to all the college kids who are broke af but don’t wanna take loans because they know they’ll never get them paid off

Shout out to all the college kids who are sick of racism/sexism/homophobic dudes coming on campus and “preaching” about how we’re “all going to hell”

Shout out to all the college kids who are going because they don’t have a choice because otherwise they’ll never get a job

Shout out to all the college kids who spend a lot of their time crying when they’re alone because of the stress

Shout out to the college kids who sleep less then 30 hours during the week because they have homework/tests/studying to do

Shout out to the college kids who take super neat notes and send copies to the kids who missed class because they were too sick to leave bed

Shout out to the college kids who sleep in weird places between classes because otherwise they’ll pass out in class

Shout out to the college kids who bring bandaids, ibuprofen, and extra pencils in case someone else could use a little help

And shout out to the college kids who drop out because they can’t survive in that kind of environment

You’re gonna be okay, guys