The Peculiar Children as Things That I Said Last Night
Background information: I went to a place out of town Monday morning to look for homes near my university. I had to leave really early (like 4 in the morning) and I didn’t get home until 11 at night. Then, I had to wake up at 9 am to go to work, and I was just exhausted. It resulting in me saying some pretty strange stuff.
Enoch: death sounds good right about now…
Jacob: fuck adulting, I can live my life off of mac n cheese
Emma: I’m pretty sure there weren’t any drugs in there.
Olive: if someone offers you chicken, you take it!
Millard: it’s scientifically proven that you’re an idiot.
Horace: if I die doing this, tell people that my last words were “fuck y'all"
Claire: what do you mean you won’t wish your fish a happy birthday?
Bronwyn: can you make sure that I didn’t fuck up my life? I think I did and it’s not even noon.