Thomas Jefferson was actually addicted to Mac ‘N Cheese in high school once. Like, he’d eat it multiple times a day, loved everything macaroni, and was actually gaining a lot of weight because of it. James had to send him to group therapy because it was starting to get out of hand. Like, if someone tried to tell him something about mac ‘n cheese and how bad it was, he’d yell at them. Or if someone ridiculed him for owning things like a noodle plush, or wearing Mac 'n Cheese pajamas, he’d hiss and make them leave. It was starting to get bad, not to mention it wasn’t healthy.