m; the host

Hey guys! I’ve been wanting to try out my Buzzfeed Unsolved Cards Against Humanity deck for a bit, and have decided I’m going to try to host a game this Sunday June 25th, around 15:00 / 3:00pm Mountain Time. Pretend You’re Xyzzy (website) works best on a computer, yet it has gotten considerably better on mobile than before. Time may vary, but I really want to hang out with more of the Buzzfeed Unsolved community as all yall are already so nice :). 

Some converted times: 2pm Pacific Time, 5pm Eastern Time, 10pm UCT

Ok so tomorrow I’m going to try and host positive Sunday aka if anyone wants to give away graphics, do compliment challenges & stream movies that would be ace.

anonymous asked:

Hey, it's Alby and I'm panicking. My host has never left for this long in years and she has a bad habit of hiding for months. It's not good for her, and I know she's going to need me next week too but I can't let her get into this rut. Nobody else is stepping up to pick up my slack and it's really stressful. Do you know how I could get her to front again before she disappears for another long time? Please help! -Alby (I've sent this to other blogs I'm really on the verge of a panic attack)

This might help, you might be able to hold a headspace meeting or confront her in the headspace to fix this. 

Good luck!! It’ll be okay!

02.06.17 // 11.22 AM

exams ended around half a month ago for me, so after a break i’m back to studying! ⁺˳✧༚ funny how when i had exams all i could thing about was not studying once they’re over, but now that i don’t have any obligations it’s the only thing i want to do, other than binge-watching anime haha. 

[ check out my instagram @studyingg ♡ i’m hosting a giveaway over there! ]


“I’m going to raise a host and kill your brother myself. That’s what I’ll give you, Lady Sansa. Your brother’s head.“ A kind of madness took over her then, and she heard herself say, "Maybe my brother will give me your head.”


translated by @maksisskambackwards and @linneaxskam and me :) 

Host: Hi.  How is it to be Carl Martin and not Eskild?

Carl Martin: The answer to that is that I’ve been Carl Martin my whole life so that’s not a problem at all.

Host: You’re nailing this.

Carl Martin: I’m nailing it.

Host: Fuck (fadern is not as bad as fuck tho, so like a soft fuck), we’re gonna miss Eskild.

CM: Yes, me too.

Host: What’s your hope and dreams for Eskild?

CM: I hope he dies now with Skam and gets a future in the fan’s fantasy. I think that Eskild should get to rest in peace as the guru he is.

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translated by @maksisskambackwards and @linneaxskam and me :) 

Host: Do you want to come over here Ina? Hi. here’s a mic for you

Ina: Thank you. This looks intriguing, what is it? (picks up one of the pictures)

Host: It’s fuck marry kill.

Ina: Nooo

Host: Do you want to try? Marry, kill, kiss maybe?

Ina: marry, kill, kiss?

Host: You picked three? Even, cuz it’s the skam version, Even, William and Penetrator-Chris. Kiss? Kiss Even?

Ina: Yes.

Host: Kiss Even. Why?

Ina: He looks like a good kisser.

Host: Looks like a good kisser? Who would you kill? William or Penetrator-Chris? The two big wolves.

Ina: William. Because he has Noora.  I’m jealous.

Host: He takes her away from you.

Ina: yes.

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