m; i am number four

johnrina as (not necessarily romantic) parents of the garde headcanons

- john + dad jokes. (nine on a road trip: JOHN I’M CARSICK. john: HI CARSICK I AM NUMBER FOUR)
- john helping marina cook? or, trying to at least. (JOHN NO YOU ALWAYS CUT THE ONIONS WRO — *cut to, marina and john sniffling as marina throws the onions into the pan)
- marina and john taking turns wishing all of the garde goodnight
- marina and john discussing sam and six’s sexual relationship. (marina: well, we can’t exactly tell them not to. they’re at that age where they make their own decisions. john: condoms? marina: condoms. *cut to, sam waking up to a box of condoms on his dresser. sam is mortified that his best friend bought him condoms. nine is hysterical*
- the rest of the garde have caught on to john and marina’s parental ways and have started calling them mom and dad as a joke
- the first time marina calls one of the group ‘son’ (b/c she’s playing along with the mom/dad thing), everyone is surprised that it’s adam. adam is surprised that it’s adam.
- BK sitting in between them while they are discussing where to go with the garde and accepting their absent-minded petting
- BK also calling them mom and dad
- john and marina staying up with sick garde/non-garde allies.
- john buying marina tampons/pads???
- falling asleep by ella’s bedside (after they rescue her) and both holding one of her hands.
- sometimes they fall asleep cuddling on the couch and wake up to nine and six arguing. (“john, it’s your turn” “but marinnnaaaa” “john I TOOK CARE OF IT LAST TIME ITS YOUR TURN” “why can’t we just let them fight??” “<i>JOHN</i>” “UGH FINE I’M GOING”)
- sometimes when they’re cuddling on the couch, john wakes up and finds that marina is crying (or vice versa) and he comforts her.
- “MARINA I NEED YOU TO TELL NINE THAT HE HAS TO STOP TRYING TO USE THE URINAL WHILE ON THE CEILING.”
- JOHN AND MARINA AS (not necessarily romantic) PARENTS OF THE GARDE