hey remember when Eric Andre gave out Seth Rogen’s phone number on tv? that was his real actual phone number. truly the ultimate power move.

anonymous asked:

Would you rather... being sexually attracted to fruits, or not be able to tell the difference between a muffin and a baby?

The more I think about this the less sure I am of my answer

i fully support people being able to vent

but i also firmly support a person’s right to say “hey, i really would rather not hear this right now” for any reason, so if you ever don’t want me to mindlessly ramble about how much my life sucks PLEASE feel free to tell me because i strongly think that helping someone deal with their problems should be VOLUNTARY

We don’t talk about the moon enough like it is so beautiful and it’s just a big slab of rock that can make tides like ??? amazing

1. Don’t pick up the phone you know he’s only calling cuz he’s drunk and alone
2. Don’t let him in you’ll have to kick him out again
3. Don’t be his friend you know you’re gonna wake up in his bed in the morning. If you’re under him you ain’t getting over him