# m:nb

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my mom says i can make 3 more posts then i have to go to bed

Did you know that 5/4 of people admit that they’re bad with fractions?

Well, now, that just sounds improper.

hey guys i just wanted to put out a PSA that my girlfriend @egberts is a bitch because she never lets me eat snacks for dinner and makes me do my laundry

democrats: every time someone dies from lack of healthcare we will name a drone after them #resist

Im single

Money is not the issue. This is all Trump and Pence hatred for LGBT. It’s a move to excite their homophobic ‘I wish it was 1950 and I’m bitter and ignorantly out of step with the modern world’ base.

why are cats so… bendy

Holy fuck

@adam from buzzfeed, forward me your next three paychecks and i wont steal your job

me irl

Ok, I’m getting a lot of questions so hopefully this helps.

My pronouns are masculine, he/him. But I also don’t have an issue being referred to with gender neutral pronouns bc they are neutral pronouns so they sit with me neutrally.

My gender reflects my brain and who I am and who I’ve always been, it’s never changed I’m just finally letting it live unfiltered. That can take time and a LOT of self awareness but I’m getting to that place of truth and understanding more of myself and certain things that I’ve been fighting my entire life. A weight has been lifted, thank you for moving forward with me.

Favorite Soft Drink … Dr Paper

splatoon fanart

Excuse me, Hell has a VERY good socialized healthcare system for bats!
—  our offended DM

isaac newton was gay so math is actually gay

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