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(Looking at Pokémon cards)

8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”

6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”

Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”

8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

When a member of the royal family dies, a random citizen is executed to help “protect their soul on their journey”. The King’s daughter just fell to her death and you have been selected

In a dystopic near future, humans have evolved to spend their lives in complete isolation. Notions such as friendship, kinship, empathy and even conversation are alien and have been completely bred out of the population. One day you start to feel lonely…

Two competing defense contractors have organized a war game between their super soldiers. One squad enhanced by genetic and chemical modifications. The other squad enhanced with bionic implants and exoskeletons. As the game is about to begin, a third unknown squad attacks them both.